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19 July 2013 Phoebe Tonkin vs Tricia Helfer

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Posted by simguy on July 19, 2013, 9:09 am

BEFORE: Tonkin making friends/influencing people at prefight venues: getting nose to nose with Tricia; getting into a pushing match with Durance; snarking Skarsten to the point were Rache has to be held back...Phoebe T lovin' the chaos. "Yeah, I'll sweep this bunch," Tonks grins in her Aussie drawl, showing cocky dimples. "Helfer's what - like 90 years old? Durance looks like a fat little dumpling. Canadian girls, you know...they come in droves to Australian beaches and they leave in tears. We've always gotten the better of them there, and I'm happy to take the fight to them here!"

Helfer non-plussed, trying to be the bigger woman, but it's SO hard with Phoebe. "She's putting me in a position were I have to punish her," Tricia says at podium. "She's beaten our fighters, she's disrespecting us...obviously that can't stand. I can play it any way she wants, and Phoebe looks like an all-or-nothing kind of girl, so that's the direction this is going. Didn't have to be that way, but girls like Phoebe pretty much have to learn the hard way. Fine by me!"

Tricia in black lace push up; soft fuzzy-finish leopard print bikini bottoms; black mitts; hair in loose golden ringlets. Phoebe in a soft tan, almost corduroy-looking push up with black, boy leg, velvet-finish panties; black gloves; long black hair in messy curls. Staredown: Helfer frosty; Phoebe's chin down, eyes looking up through her lashes, lips smirking.

During R1: Loping, clockwise rotation - girls showing supple legs, rangy balance. Mirror stances - right hands just under chins; lefts at waist, loose and ready. Hot-jabbing two-way - girls striking for faces - leaning in or away all long and limber. Minute of cagey jab-fencing, then women start mixing in rangy rights - each trying to kiss leather off chin out of that in-and-out leaning rhythm. Glancing contact at best - both ladies all bendy and long, taking turns getting off. Down the stretch, Tricia mis-judges distance a smidge, catching Phoebe's right hand to chin while leaning back...blonde girl startled, trying to regroup as Tonkin sweeps hook across chin, swiveling Helfer's head and DOWN GOES TRICIA! Sorceress hitting HARD - back of her head smacking off canvas...she's really hurt! Trish staring, all rickety as she's trying to sit up...Tonkin crowing, jogging to neutral corner...HELFER BEATS THE COUNT! Tricia staring, terribly, tragically hurt...she's swaying on the spot, moving mitts to cheeks, digging in at apron after her 8. Phoebe gallops on in, grinning wide...she yo-yos her jab at Tricia's eye-line; POUNDS a straight right hand down into gut; LICKS the left hook off tummy, bunching Tricia up "UH-H!" Right uppercut picks Tricia's face up, stiffening her legs at the knees...she's tottering forward, trying to keep her hands up! Seconds left...left uppercut kisses across Tricia's chin...right uppercut picks up her face...Helfer stumbling forward and BLONDE GIRL DOWN! IT'S OVER! TRICIA'S ON HER FACE! GOOD LORD - KO1 PHOEBE TONKIN OVER TRICIA HELFER!

After: NO! Stunned silence in the HMK box; Crowd squealing in shock...Phoebe Tonkin delivers perhaps the KO of the year with the Upset of the year - strutting the ring and bellowing like a schoolyard bully. Tricia tender, helpless - time and again, officials have to shoo Phoebe away as she stomps on in to taunt one of the most elegant women in boxing. "I'M TOO MUCH!" Tonkin brays in postfight - eyes blazing, chest heaving with excitement. "KO1: PHOEBE T! Is there no one else? IS THERE NO ONE ELSE??? Get me Theron. Serve me the blonde Serinda Swan. Get me Swanepoel. Does HMK have any bodies left? SERVE THEM TO ME! I CANNOT BE STOPPED BY FCBA FIGHTERS!" On and on in that vain...Phoebe out of her mind with meglomania and why not? Nobody stops Tricia Helfer KO1. Until tonight.