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19 July 2013 Title Ch Aly Michalka vs Olivia Munn

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UNIFIED BANTAMWEIGHT TITLE

Posted by simguy on July 19, 2013, 9:31 am,

BEFORE: Physical confrontations throughout prefight - lots of pushing, shoving, posing...Aly determined to show she's not intimidated; Munn equally determined to intimidate.

"You know what the easiest fight of my career so far has been?" Olivia asks at podium, shyte-eating grin in place. "Aly Michalka - hands down. You know why? 'Cause she was afraid of me last time. I'm talking, peeing-your-bottoms, shaking-in-your-boots, turning-the-pool-blue scared, and you know what? I'm seeing that same little-girl-lost look in her eyes now. Gonna be me all over Aly guys. Gonna be me with belts at the end. Aly Michalka hasn't got any heart - none whatsoever - and what little she thought she had, I'm gonna take from her in this fight!"

Michalka all steely-eyed determination in rebuttal. "People see what they want to see," Aly shrugs at podium. "Munn needs to think people are afraid because she's a bully - she needs that boost. She thinks I'm this or I'm that, but what we KNOW, is that I am the best athlete in the bantamweight division since Missy Peregrym. Plus I'm bendier than Missy, less predictable, and hotter. This fight's been a long time coming, and I'm gonna savour it, because NOTHING'S as tasty as a bully getting backed down, beat up, and stopped!"

Michalka in lilac fighting bikini; black gloves; hair in shoulder-length golden ringlets. Munn in ice-blue bikini; white gloves; long black hair straight.

During R1: Munn throwing caution to the wind, bending into glorious power shots - her right hand ending up past her left knee cap; her swinging left hooks twisting her torso so far to her right that Aly can see her back. Michalka swept to ropes, eyes-wide...blonde girl with hands at chest, trying to parry and block with either hand during stumbling retreat. Minute mark - healthy, thumping rights and lefts to breadbasket bunch Michalks up "UH-H!" - Munn's left hand grips Aly's throat, straightens her up: Munn's right hand pitches across face, belting Michalka to her right/tipping her across the top rope! ALY'S HURT! Michalka comes back groggy from the wallop - Olivia reaching in to push on her blonde - left hand palming-face and shoving Aly over top rope: right hand BELTS blonde jugs a shellacking wallop, drawing a cry of pain, causing Michalka to cross wrists at her breasts in shock. Brutal shove and slug from Olivia - left hand bracing Aly/right hand crashing into head or chest...sputtering blonde girl sliding along ropes to her right, visiting 2 of 4 corners during lengthy assault. Late the round - dazzled, stunned Aly ties up head-and-left-arm on Olivia...Munn keeps that right hand pumping-tummy, belting her way out of the grasp, forcing Michalka to form woozy face-in-gloves! All Olivia Munn to the bell - she's squared up, swinging away devil-may-care rights and lefts - the fists caroming off Aly's shoulders/head/guard as blonde girl sits in ropes, shellshocked. Bell: Olivia slamming away all lust-for-life - ref pulls her off a badly rattled champion in the first!

During the break, Munn refuses the stool, and any tactical advice, announcing instead she's taking a dance-break! Olivia shimmying and grinding on the spot, grinning into the crowd, glowing with confidence at the open.

R2: Aly jabbing; Aly pivoting clockwise; Aly short-hooking, trying the right uppercut, then haymakers from Munn start to crash against blonde defences, chasing Michalka to ropes. Olivia just hurtling in, pancaking Michalka against ropes, reaching under her arms to prop-and-jostle, then belting away to glory. Blonde helpless, ragdoll...she's stooping forward in earmuff, sponging it up as Olivia Munn has a field day! Munn pushing on Aly's raised guard to stabilize, then bouncing a thick right/left off tight blonde midsection...that gets Aly tilting forward where the violent right uppercut can brush her back into ropes, spellbound. When she's upright, Aly's vulnerable to clobbering wallops upside the head - Olivia beating her way past the guard, battering Michalka until she stoops forward in hurtin' earmuff. Then's it more tummy THUMP! THUMP! Left hooks in behind right elbow CHUP! Raunchy right uppercuts brushing Aly back into ropes, leaving her blinking. Olivia cackling, loving it on Michalka - brunette maintaining pretty good form, slugging from strong stance, getting her back and legs into healthy cuts. Bell: Michalka's cheeks shiny with tears, eyes hollow...yet her legs refused to give Munn the satisfaction of knockdown.

R3: Munn a little gassed - Aly able to work her jab-and-pivot routines midring. Leggy blonde rotating clockwise, putting poke on Munn, keeping Olivia at arm's length. Olivia stalking - sometimes stepping forward in loose crossed-arm; sometimes leaning in behind raised earmuff, but she's not getting off - champ doing a good job either pre-empting or sidestepping. Munn doing a good job protecting her head from Aly's tart one-twos, but blonde dipping that left shoulder, getting rangy looks at Munn's right flank via that slinging left hook...blonde girl popping hips-right, getting her back into some succulent hacks as brunette stoically marches through.

R4: Munn's recovered her wind, bending into stupendous left or right blockbusters midring that have Aly leaning away in alarm. Blonde girl chased to ropes...Munn's pursuit savage and relentless as usual, trapping Aly ropeside and pouring it on. Munn pushing her head into Aly's raised guard, pulling blonde wrists down with cycling action from both hands, then chopping short, jamming, palm-down rights and lefts into Michalka's jawlines. Blonde grumpy, getting worked over...she's laying in pate-to-pate with Munn, absorbing punishment, but bravely refusing to punk. Aly's attempts to cuff uppercuts at Olivia's breasts meet with TORRENTS of abuse...blonde girl battered into compliance over the latter half, just laying in with Munn and hoping to smother some of this. Olivia strong to the bell, smiling as her arms work rhythmically to pull down the defences, then chop home the hurt through 4.

R5: Bit of a slower, more methodical pace as Munn braces Michalka at ropes, but blonde girl establishes a fighting pocket to offer meaningful resistance. Mostly pate-to-pate...Munn's hands pulling down Aly's arms, then chopping in palm-down strokes to head: Aly dipping side to side, cuffing at Olivia's jaw with either hand - occasionally leaning back into ropes with weight on right leg to offer the right uppercut at Munn in tight. Both girls landing, but Olivia's steady clubbing of Michalka's head and shoulders clearly carrying the round...Munn pushes up off Aly at bell, nodding triumphantly as she turns away!

R6: No other way to put it: Aly Michalka's starting to take a terrible beating. Munn rushing Michalka to ropes, then bullying her...it's the constant pressure of Munn steadily breaking proud blonde down. Standard look is the overhand churn - Olivia pate-on-pate, pulling Michalka's mitts down, then chopping at her, beating her groggy. Munn starting to feature the right uppercut as well, picking Aly up HUGE at times - blonde face all puffy, sweat flying as her head jerks up while her body/legs stay heavy and still. Off the uppercuts, the rib-numbing body work of Munn: Olivia bouncing both fists heavily off Aly's over-worked tummy, really taking away Michalka's legs. Throughout the punishment, Munn's stacking Aly - reaching under arms, propping and ragdolling, making her take weight. Michalka visibly getting sleepier, more punished, not answering back. Blonde legs STILL haven't failed, but ref takes a good long look at Michalka during break.

R7: More of it. Munn all hot and in charge, bodying up on Aly, jostling her, then beating her. BLONDE! Mag columnist caught on film tearing up, whispering "don't beat her like this". Aly's Army imploring their idol to slug back, get respect, but she's SO hurt at this point. Munn just loving it - backside all aggressive and shuddering as she stomps around on the spot, pushing and punching. Back and shoulders tense as she's constantly getting off, imposing will. Crowd squealing when Aly takes those vicious right uppercuts after sustained inside mauling...blonde girl reclining sleepily in ropes, momentarily dazed - suffering a savage body shot follow-up; cringing forward to take more. Down the stretch, Olivia grinning in Aly's face while clobbering blonde tits side-to-side, palm-up wallops from either hand chopping across the rack...she's still cuffing-puppies when ref pulls her off from behind. Battered champion refusing to quit when ref asks her on her stool...Aly wants to compete!

R8: Aly's back to the ropes, working out of the pocket...she's stiff-legged, but relatively lithe in the hips/back, able to swivel and dip her torso, catching Munn cutie-pie counters. Minute mark, Michalka lays back into ropes, gets space for a sneaky left uppercut TART to chin...Munn momentarily amazed; blonde girl cuffs left hook to mouth; flashes a swift right uppercut from right plant-leg; throws the left elbow into Munn's tits as Olivia's tilting backwards and MUNN GOES DOWN! Crowd roars to feet; Michalka bellows inchoate rage down at stunned Munn. Blinking 8 Olivia as she beats the count...HER turn to sit in ropes and soak. OH THE BEATING! Aly: snarling; stepping-to as Munn forms groggy earmuff...blonde girl STRAPPING hooks to hip; RIPPING left uppercuts to sternum; HACKING buggywhip rights in behind Oli's left elbow. Munn blubbering into her mitts, absorbing shellack...Michalka straightening brunette up via the wicked left uppercut, leaving Munn swooning, staring! Blonde lashing crop to haunch hard to the finish line - ref pulling her off by her shoulders from behind - Munn in tears, sagging helplessly into ropes after a crazy 8th!

R9: HAMMER AND TONGS! Both girls ragged with hurt and exhaustion...it's just power-slop from wide stances, each girl hoping to be last vixen standing. Fighters twisting into crashing single shot power, each trying to catch the other mid-swing, each stumbling around after missing. Minute mark, both girls rise from crouches into swinging sidearm rights to jaw...Munn staggers back into ropes and MICHALKA GOES DOWN! Aly sprawling to her back momentarily starfished, chest heaving as she breaks down into heartbroken sobs - she's SO hurt. Munn stumbling to neutral corner, blinking, trying to rally...ALY BEATS THE COUNT! Magnificent blonde girl in tatters - long legs spasming, head lolling...she takes her 8, insists she's good to go, sets up shabby at ropes and ON COMES MUNN! TORRID beating of one of the most beautiful blondes in boxing...Olivia just hateful with her strokes, pouring the leather to Aly, then pushing her upright, stabilizing her for the next stream. Thump-thudding body blows beating loud off ribs and waist. Brawny short, shoulder-shrugging uppercuts jerking Aly back into ropes, lashes batting. Hands pulling and pawing at Michalka's wrists; hands pushing at Aly's inner-elbows, then it's the relentless churning of palm-down, overhand lefts and rights battering at Aly's lovely head. Most vicious sustained punishment of Michalka's career, but her legs sponge it up! Backside's wobbling, face is busting up, reflexes late and unresponsive, but proud champion is standing, swaying, at the bell! Munn reeling as her legs start to give way...she rounds on the ref, shrieking at him to "stop the fight SHE'S HURT!"

R10: MUNN'S ARM WEARY: ALY'S COMING FORWARD! Grim, trudging stuff - half-asleep blonde girl stumbling into Olivia, smiting her the right uppercut, kissing her the hook, walking her down as Munn stumbles back in exhaustion. Ropes: Munn bitterly fighting back with whatever she's got left - head down, whirling big sweeping lefts and rights as she dips side to side in crouch. Aly sloppy-groggy, limbs all a-tremble, but she's trying to line Olivia up - slicing that big rangy left uppercut; trying to bend into slap-chop rights to face. ALY'S SCORING! Munn getting shocked again and again, but blonde can't get the legs to go...fighters in a mindless spiral of hate, whirling punches back and forth to bell. Aly takes the 10th; decision comes back for the winner and NEW bantamweight champeen - Olivia "Second to" Munn!"

After: Girls battered and delirious, groggily trying to get at one another after the bell...Munn scorches her rival once again, but this time at an incredible cost...Aly Michalka simply would not go out to Oliva Munn's fists tonight. "I know what you guys want to hear," a bleak, swaying Olivia Munn mutters in postfight. "You want to hear how brave I thought Aly was. How strong. How it could have gone either way. Screw that: I BEAT HER ASS AGAIN!" (boos rain down: crowd saw what they saw). "Shut up - lemme tell you this: she threw everything she had at me, and it wasn't enough. Couldn't hurt me. Couldn't push me back. Couldn't hold me off. I poured the hurt to her and only the crookedest ref in boxing saved her by not stopping the fight. I know Laura Vandervoort lost tonight, but I still hope I can get her in the ring, 'cause I want to show the whole world that I OWN the two hottest blondes in boxing. I see that Holt girl - 'nother blonde pretender: I could whack that out no problem. All I see when I look at this division is victims. Line 'em up: I'll knock 'em down! You know why? BECAUSE I'M CHAMP, BABIEEEE! SUCK IT!"