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20 July 2013 Lucy Hale vs Britt Robertson

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Celebrity Boxing After Dark

Posted by simguy on July 20, 2013, 9:01 am

BEFORE: "Frankly, it's just been embarrassing, watching these two little tyros squabbling and scrapping with each other in prefight conferences," Special commentator RACHEL BILSON says on fight-nite. "We get it - they're hot-blooded little vixens who swing first and think later, but really? Is that what they have to do to sell a fight? Anyway: my analysis. They're basically the same type of girl - lots of energy, good tenacity. I've been in with Hale as you know and you do have to commit to wearing her down. I've got the stamina and class to do that, but I don't know about Britt. Robertson frames herself as a 'Hayden mimic', but so do a lot of other sparring-wenches. Hale's a known commodity - cheap and deficient, but at least we know she can go rounds. I'm a little concerned about her weight though - she's looking soft and chubby at times, and you wonder how well conditioned she is. If Britt can take a real punch, she's got a shot to compete, but there's no way to know beforehand. Either Britt Robertson is a gym-rat, or she's a prize-fighter. Lucy's going to tell us that right away."

Pink bra-style bikini for Britt; blonde hair in loose curls; little black gloves. Lucy in her blues-and-whites pouncing bikini from recent beach candids; small white gloves; hair in messy tangles. Ref tells 'em to touch 'em up: Britt's right hand goes to her cheek as she triggers a swiping left hook across Lucy's jugs...fight delayed as Hale blows a gasket.

DURING R1: Hale relaxed, relatively composed once she scoots into mid-ring position: right hand near chin; left lower, bobbing in mid-air, elbows in. Britt in nervy high earmuff, steppin'-methodical to her left, trying to jab Lucy's face early. Hale turning-with, parrying poke with her right mitt, jabbing-face in receipt...surprising patience early on from two little firecrackers who've been setting each other off for weeks. Close round eventually won by Hale when Britt closes to initiate toe-to-toe, coming in second when Hale's hook bats happily at blonde tummy and chin!

R2: Crowd chant: "LET'S GO LOO-CY (clap clap clapclapclap)" Britt scowling, grumpy as crowd shows its preference. Lucy still shockingly disciplined: pumping little double jab to Britt's breasts or mouth - brunette circling clockwise off the nibbling scores. Hesitation timing-hook neatly pre-empting Britt when she tries to come in - Lucy putting it cleanly on chin, knocking Robertson backwards all blinking and smote. Britt in a rigid high earmuff, giving up a lot tummy: Lucy able to bat whacking left hooks across flat blonde paunch, bunching Britt up with little grimaces of hurt.

R3: Lucy more aggressive now - reaching out to push Britt's guard, shoving blonde-girl back; walking Britt down; jabbing guard to fix it in position, then pumping happily to gut right/left! Britt's little tummy getting spanked...she's cramping up, backing away, giving up canvas on the cheap. By the final minute, Lucy feeling her oats - shooting a pesky straight right lead to Britt's guard; stepping in a round hook wide to ear...she's belting Britt around, bullying her. Hale with a cheeky wink at the bell, bringing a rosy blush to Britt's cheeks...Bilson clicking her tongue in disgust, saying: "There's the lack of focus. Lucy's just not professional enough. You may as well dump these girls into a vat of jello for all the skill they're showing."

R4: Lucy gets caught trying for Britt's belly: quick right hand shaves across Hale's chin, startling her; snappy little left bits across the brow...Lucy steppin' funky in fence-post holes early. Britt all eyes-alert - jab-jabbing her girl to ropes, getting Lucy into panicky earmuff front then pumpin' tummy like a champ - rich, thick rights and lefts, shoulders rolling with lapping delivery. Lucy crying out, falling in to clinch...Britt's tidy little backside shuddering side to side with the effort of stacking Hale back up against ropes. Leads to grim, digging inside fare...the more they shorten up, fight pate-to-pate, the more Lucy's able to impose will. Hale with a nice shrugging delivery on her uppercuts; tidy chopping action on hooks and right hands in tight...she's busily clouting away on Britt as girls bump and grind in the pocket. Robertson maintaining top-position at ropes however - bodying up as necessary to keep Lucy pinned...blonde girl strapping away on tummy via limber, lapping left/rights, then tying up, preventing Hale break-out attempts.

R5: Lucy drops the 4th, but learns something about Britt in the process...Hale working her way inside with a stubby little jab, then short-shruggin' away on her blonde. Girls gasping and grinding, bumping and whining...Hale the more muscular puncher when fighters lay in pate-on-pate. Nothing fancy - Lucy crowding close, moving her hands, pounding away hip to head, elbow to elbow on Britt, encompassing every square inch of legal blonde territory in the process. Pumping little hup-hup flurry to jugs has Britt sniveling, rattled at bell: Lucy grinning, hot-walking back to her corner all eager for more.

R6: Lucy jabs her way in close, starts to dig away on Britt's forward-leaning earmuff front: shrugging right uppercuts; clouting little left/right chops to ears...she's got blonde girl stumbling around midring. Hot-swatting little left hook cuffs across Britt's tummy...blonde girl cringes on the spot, elbows flinching down; Lucy skids the tidy right uppercut off Britt's forehead - sees Robertson's hurt - feeds her an extra right uppercut; chops a short little left hook in around Britt's right wrist. Blonde girl wobbles out of orbit, trying to keep her hands up...she staggers to her left; stumbles to her right, gets her face spanked as Lucy bounces a looping left hook off blonde head, sending Robertson reeling to ropes! POOR BRITT! Blonde girl sitting in ropes, dukes tight to temples...Lucy comes romping in - knuckling her mitts against Britt's forearms to stabilize, then pumping blonde tummy right/left. Lucy hesitates, then jerks the right uppercut from her right plant-leg, knocking Britt's face off her mitts...blonde girl groggy, sluggish, lips parting in swoon as Lucy stays busy. Right punches blonde gut; right uppercut knocks Britt's head back off her gloves again; chopping little left wedges onto jaw; extra right uppercut...Brit unraveling, reaching around Lucy's shoulders to embrace, but Hale shoves Britt into ropes ragdoll, breaking the clinch. Blonde torso wide open: LUCY ROMPS TO JUG! Hale all squared away in tight, shoulders rolling as fists chug hup-hup-hup to little blonde rack. REF STEPS IN! Britt blubbering, stopped - Lucy leaps away the TKO6 victrix.

After: Bilson non-plussed, pursing her lips in disgust as Lucy jogs the ring in celebration...squealing, jumping mob of Pretty Little Punchers takes over midring as Britt's sobbing all ass-kicked and heartbroken in her corner. "Britt wanted to come in here and be the bully," Lucy grins in postfight, "but I wasn't having it from her. Sparring's one thing, but prize-money's for keeps: Britt just wasn't strong enough or determined enough to get me off her. She caught me one time and I kind of lost my balance for a second, but otherwise I feel like this was my best fight ever. I'm getting brawnier every time out - I'm curvy-strong, and girls're just gonna have to respect that Lucy Hale's not going away!"