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20 July 2013 Intro SWO War Games

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Posted by Archer News Service on July 20, 2013, 10:41 am

Archer News Service reporter Skip Tracey had been dispatched to the SWO to cover the battle between 7 members of the Sexy World Order and a 7 member Foxfire Boxing/Pretty Little Punchers squad who would be fighting under the banner “Foxy Punchers United”. The Carolina Manor compound that was the training center/arena of the SWO was alive with excitement as local SWO fans were out in force to support “their girls”, but there was a large number of Foxfire/PLP fans on hand, thrilled to be able to see their favorites in person.

The Foxy Punchers had flown down in a jet chartered by Foxfire owner Marvin Fox and then met by a deluxe tour bus with FOXY PUNCHERS UNITED on a banner stretched along both sides of the vehicle. The bus wheeled into the Carolina Manor, then the fighters and their training staff exited to wild cheers and some good natured jeering. Jennifer Garner, the General Manager of Foxfire and Danielle Harris, the General Manager of the Pretty Little Puncher led their teams: Elisabeth Harnois, Dani Fishel, and Mandy Moore from FF, and Autumn Reeser and Troian Bellisario from the PLP. Accompanying their teammates were Foxfire flyweight and bantam rookies Clair Bowen and Eloise Mumford. All were dressed in red tops with FOXY PUNCHERS UNITED emblazoned across the chest in gold and gold short shorts.

“We want to thank the good people of Carolina and Big Sexy for giving us this welcome,” Jennifer Garner said graciously, her famed dimples showing as she smiled.

“Too bad we’re going to be mopping the floor with those the SWO girls,” petite Danielle Harris added and then smiling mischievously as the SWO fans reacted with boos.

“Now, Danielle, we should be polite,” Jennifer said, “we were invited and we are their guests.”

“Well, it’s hard to be polite when you’re fighting a lot of big talking rookies,” Danielle purred.

“But Danielle, what else can they do but talk big? They’ve never had the chance to fight girls as superior as we are,” Jen responded.

“That’s very true, but maybe they’ll learn something about boxing from us!” Danielle said.
“HOLD ON THERE! DON’T HIGH HAT MY LOVELY LADIES!” called voice familiar to SWO fans.

“Why, it’s Big Sexy himself!” said Jennifer in mock surprise.

The crowd parted and there was Big Sexy with fighter Ronda Rousey on one arm and head trainer/fighter Alyssa Milano on the other. Behind them could be seen Manuela Arbelaez, AJ Lee, Brooke Hogan, Christy Hemme, and Amber Lancaster with SWO associates Brie and Nikki Bella, accompanied by Ariana Grande and Aisha Tyler. They were all dressed in black tee shirts with SEXY WORKS ORDER in turquoise blue spangles across their chests and turquoise blue short shorts.

“Hello, Ms. Garner, I was disappointed Marvin Fox didn’t come with you,” Big Sexy said.

“Mr Fox thinks our fights should be about us, not about him,” Jennifer replied.

“But he’ll be watching our special lIve PPV broadcast,” Danielle Harris put in.

“Too bad, I like to lead my girls in person, It shows what confidence I have in them,” Big Sexy said.

“We have SUCH confidence in him,” Ronda Rousey said looking Jen in the eye. Skip knew well that Ronda was jealous of Jennifer ever since certain photos of Jen and Big Sexy had been leaked to the press.

Jen looked at Ronda and her pigtailed hair: “So you’re Ronda Rousey? I was expecting someone more impressive.”

“So was I,” Ronda snapped.

Jennifer leaned in an whispered: “Surely you realize those photos were fakes? You that insecure about your man?”

Ronda flushed red, but before she could reply . Alyssa Milano caught sight of Dani Fishel, she sauntered over: “I hope you got your fix of Krispy Kremes? I wouldn’t want you weak and dizzy from the lack of junk food!”

Skip was not at all surprised to see these two go at it. Their pre-fight encounters had made headlines for the card.

“That video wasn’t funny, Alyssa,” Dani retorted. “and just because I like a doughnut or two doesn’t mean I don’t burn it off it preparing for my fight. By the way, how was jail?”

Alyssa glared back: “You know that was your fault you treacherous tub of lard!”

Clare Bowen suddenly darted over. The Australian actress got in Alyssa’s face: “You can’t talk to Dani like that!”

“Now, kid, cool down, I’m used to her and her big mouth—just don’t turn your back on her—she might cold cock you like she did me once!” Dani said.

“You had that coming,” Alyssa retorted stepping forward.

Alyssa attempted to brush passed the petite Aussie, but Clair blocked her way. Suddenly Clare was knocked out of Alyssa’s way by the small, but determined figure of pop singer Ariana Grande. Their boxing bout on the “Kelly and Michael” morning had made many disappointed a rematch was not this PPV card.

“You mind your own business!” Ariana cried.

Clare was back on her feet in an instant: “You’re my business now-- you ambush artist!”

“Bring it on, Kangaroo Girl!” Ariana cried and Clare tackled her.

“You get that little tramp off my girl!” Jennifer demanded stamping her foot at Big Sexy.

“Well, she started it,” Ronda interrupted.
In fact. Mandy Moore and Troian Bellisario were attempting to separate the girls, but Brooke Hogan didn’t like the headlock Troi had on Ariana and came over to put one on Troi. Mandy Moore and Eloise Mumford then rushed to Troi’s defense. That, in turn was the signal for Christy Hemme, AJ Lee, and Manuel Arbelaez to rush in. Autumn Reeser and Beth Harnois rushed in just as the Bella Twins and Aisha Tyler got there.

“Aren’t you going to do anything about this?” Jennifer Garner demanded.

“Your band of bullies will be sorry they started it!” Ronda said,

“You stay out of this!” Jen ordered.

“I ought bust you in the chops now, but Big Sexy thinks I should wait until we’ve got all the ticket money,” Ronda said.

“Now, now,” Big Sexy said, “we can’t have the girls brawling. SPIZZY—WHERE ARE THOSE RENT-A-COPS YOU HIRED? WE NEED ‘EM HERE NOW!”

“COMING BOSS!” called out the SWO manager’s right hand man, who soon appeared with a platoon of muscular men in black SWO SECURITY t-shirts. These brave fellows waded in to separate the confused scrum. The two forces were finally separated, most of them had their tops torn off revealing red sports bras for the Foxfire team and black for the SWO ladies and their hair yanked into unsightly conditions.

Troian Bellisario had somehow managed to scissor her legs around Manuela Arbelaez’s head as they both lay on the ground, but then was dragged off by two of the SWO Security men. Manuela lunged for Troian, but was hauled back by a third security man. The two young women had to settle for some wild kicks and exchange of insulting remarks.

Brooke Hogan was extracted from beneath Eloise Mumford and Mandy Moore (with Aisha Tyler and the Bellas on top of them). Brooke was holding a very swollen left wrist that had been twisted while she lay under the pile of FPU and her own SWO teammates. (Skip found out the wrist had been injured in a recent fight with Gena Lee Nolin. This fresh injury later led to Aisha Tyler substituting for a very unhappy Brooke to fight Mandy Moore).

Alyssa and Dani Fishel were at the center of one fight, though it seemed to be more a matter of an exchange of heated slaps to the face than actually punching. Clare Bowen and Ariana Grande were locked tightly together in twin bearhugs and staggering around, until they were finally pried apart. Danielle Harris and Autumn Reeser had to rescued from camel clutches being performed on them by AJ Lee and Christy Hemme, while Amber Lancaster was on her knees with Beth Harnois applying a standing head scissors when their fight was broken up the hard-working Security forces. Once separated the two sides stood glaring defiantly at each other with a wall of Security keeping them apart.

“I regret the injury to Ms. Hogan,” Jennifer said after order had been restored, “but this should put the SWO on notice that we won’t be bullied.”

“You prissy hypocrite!” snapped Ronda, “You know your girls are the bullies!”

“Now, Ronda, lets not start things again,” Big Sexy said, toying with Ronda’s pigtailed hair.

“If you say so,” Ronda said but she shot a deadly glare at Jennifer Garner.

Jennifer smiled wickedly at Ronda and moved closer to Big Sexy: “I know you didn’t have anything to do with this sir, I know a gentleman when I meet him.”

Big Sexy beamed: “Great of you to say so, Miss Garner.”

“You can call me Jenny,” Ms. Garner purred.

Ronda Rousey stepped in between her boss and the beautiful woman: “Get away from him, toots! He’s not yours!”

Jennifer’s eyes twinkled and she smiled oh-so-sweetly: “I’ll bet he’s not yours either—is she, Big Guy?”

Big Sexy smiled: “Now that wouldn’t be something to discuss out here in public. Why don’t I have Spizzy here show you the dressing rooms. I think a change of wardrobe would be in order.”

“If you say so,” Jen said and reached out a hand to stroke Big Sexy’s cheek. It was batted away by Ronda Rousey. Jen just laughed. “Jealous, isn’t she?”

“Bug off!” Ronda snapped and Jennifer strolled away.

Things quieted down for the rest of the afternoon, but that evening was the scheduled weigh-ins. It was already well known at that the SWO liked to strip down to their lingerie for these. With a newly signed contract from UnderArmour and Victoria’s Secrets, fans were eager to see what they would wear—and how Foxy Punchers United would react.

It was a glorious evening for lingerie fans as both teams stripped to great advantage in the underwear department. For the weigh-ins, SWO had chosen hot pink with sequins spelling out SWO on the seat of their bikini briefs. Foxfire had gone with purple with white lace and an embroidered FPU on the hips.

Although conflict was expected, it was at first confined to icy glares exchanged by Alyssa Milano and Dani Fishel, but then Manuela Arbelaez and Troian Bellisario got into a hip bumping match over who would be the first to mount the scales. This set off bench clearing shoving match/brawl before Security got the sides apart and order restored.

Skip noticed that Jennifer Garner had come to the weigh-in wearing a hoodie, she kept it on until mounting the scales in front of Ronda Rousey, She then coolly removed it to reveal her hair was now in pigtails. Jennifer then waved to Big Sexy who nodded approvingly. Ronda turned red in the face, but controlled herself.

“Just wait until I get you in the ring, you slut!” Ronda hissed. “Big Sexy is MINE!”

Jennifer just smirked, shrugged and turned away, swaying her shapely rear in the general direction of Big Sexy. Ronda looked furious.

Skip could see that Jennifer Garner was doing her best to stir up Ronda Rousey by flirting with her boss, but he couldn’t help wondering if she weren’t playing with fire.

Meanwhile Big Sexy had taken the microphone to proclaim: “LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, BE BACK HERE TOMORROW FOR THE GREATEST FIGHT CARD EVER SEEN (SO FAR) IN THE LAND OF THE SWO!”

The crowd cheered and Skip Tracey smiled. If nothing else this was shaping up to be one of the wildest boxing cards he’d ever seen….

A.N.S.