SWO War Games #1

Posted by Archer News Service on July 20, 2013, 10:53 am

Results: SWO Writing: Archer

Skip Tracey settled back in his seat as SWO ring announcer Lillian Garcia was introducing the card:
“WELCOME EVERYONE TO THIS 7 FIGHT WAR BETWEEN FORCES OF THE SEXY WORLD AND MIGHTY TEAM OF ALL-STARS—THE FOXY PUNCHERS UNITED! OUR CELEBRITY WILL BE MS KELLY RIPA!!!”

Kelly in white and black striped ref’s shirt and black short shorts, trotted down to the ring and waved to the cheering crowd. The Lilian took up the microphone again:

“LADIES AND GENTLEMEN! OUR FIRST IS HERE! GIVE A BIG SWO WELCOME TO ‘BATTLING BETH’ HARNOIS!”

Beth Harnois rose from the Foxy Punchers United bench on one side of the ring, threw off her robe and trotted up the steel steps in her red UnderAmour sports bra and red Victoria’s Secret panties (with FPU in gold spangles across the seat). Her hair was pulled back into a single braid and she wore red gloves. The crowd greeted her with friendly applause and cheers.

“AND NOW—THE SEXY WORLD ORDER’S OWN: ‘AMAZING AMBER’ LANCASTER!”

The home town crowd roared as the blonde Price is Right model mounted the ring in her black sports bra and spangled turquoise panties. Her hair floated loose and she wore turquoise gloves.

“Welcome to the SWO,” Amber said, “look around. You probably won’t remember much after I get done with you!”

“You are so sweet,” Beth sneered, “for someone who couldn’t even beat the losers they have around here. Now I’m gonna show you what’s liked to be worked over by a REAL boxer!”

The two young women bodied up on one another with the 5’7 Amber looking taller than the 5’6 Beth.
“You’re going down, Shortie!” hissed Amber.

“I’ll chop you down, Big Girl!” Beth retorted (as the crowd chuckled).

“Now ladies, the folks want to see you fight not talk trash,” scolded the ref.

The fighters popped in their mouthpieces and touched gloves. Then they retreated to their respective corners.

Skip knew that this would be an “SWO Rules” fight. Basically this meant the fighters would fight for 10 minutes trying for a knockout. There would be a 5 minute Overtime period if no KO had occurred in the first 10. (They also had to fight in lingerie, but this didn’t seem to be bothering any of the fighters, Skip thought).

The bell rang and the fighters came surging towards each other. Amber seemed to surprise Beth by NOT going after her head from the start. Instead the SWO blonde hammered the FPU blonde to the belly and ribs with a fury. Beth got her jab going to force Amber back, but the SWO fighter took the punching and kept hooking hard into FPU midsection until Beth was being tilted forward. Amber then hurled an overhand right in over Beth’s drooping guard and scored to the Foxy Puncher’s left eye.

Beth staggered off to one side and Amber charged after her, but she plainly excited and started swinging wildly trying for a knockout punch. Beth was able to evade this punching with then strike back first with the jab to knock Amber’s head back and then with lefts and rights that spun the SWO girl’s head around . Beth drove forward punching Amber towards the ropes.

Amber was getting battered to the face and apparently dazed. Then her butt hit the ropes and this seemed to snap her to attention of her danger. She lashed out at Beth as the Foxy Puncher danced in front of her trying to decide where to attack next. The straight right caught Beth in that left eye and made her stumble back in pain. Amber swallowed some air and charged again swinging wildly once again.

Distracted by her rapidly closing left eye, Beth was slow to evade Amber’s sweeping punches and one of them caught her behind the ear. Beth’s legs shuddered, but she did not go down. Amber pushed in close, hooking again to the belly and keeping the Foxy Puncher too dazed to respond properly.

Amber now moved around the FPU blonde and went after her head over the top of Beth’s faltering high guard. Beth’s head was knocked back, but she struck back with a flurry of desperate jabs to Amber’s big chest. Amber fell back, but then returned. The pair exchanged sheets of leather in a remarkably short time. They both being heavily shelled to the body and head, but it became apparent that the SWO fighter was taking it better as the pressure of her punching did not falter.

Beth finally had to retreat behind a stubborn jab, but she looked exhausted, sweat rolling down her face and body which were bruised and swollen. Amber was battered and sweating heavily too, but she had the hungry look of a predator about to pounce. She struck hard with a rapid series of uppercuts that lifted Beth’s chin and suddenly the FPU blonde was sprawled on her back.

Amber stepped back crisply as the referee stepped in. Beth rolled over onto her hands and knees trying hard to get up, but the effort was too much. With a grown the blonde sank back down and lay there, lips moist against the canvas groaning softly.

“…NINE…TEN! IT'S OVER!” proclaimed Lillian Garcia secondimng Kelly Ripa's officisl count. “THE WINNER IS AMBER LANCASTER OF THE SEXY WORLD ORDER!”

Skip watched as the SWO bench broke into happy celebration and climbed into the bring to congratulate their winner. Amber raised her arms in triumph as the crowd cheered.

Meanwhile the grim-faced Foxy Punchers bench scowled even as the cornermen helped Beth Harnois to her feet and out of the ring. Beth disappeared backstage, but returned in time for the next match a look of disappointment on her battered face as she sat in a sweatsuit waiting to see what happened next.

“Don’t worry,” Danielle Harris told her, “I’ll take out ‘Wrestler Girl’.”

“Do it!,” Beth mumbled through swollen lips “but that blonde was more than I was ready for.”

“AJ Lee doesn’t scare me,” Danielle said, “she a big bag of wind.”

Jennifer Garner leaned over and said: “Just win, we need this thing tied up—fast! I don’t want those tramps thinking they’ve got a chance tonight.”

“Sure thing, Jen,” Danielle assured her, “I got this—and AJ!”

Meanwhile on the SWO bench across the ring:
“Ya see, Spizzy,” Big Sexy was telling his assistant, “our girls got the first win. Proves we got what it takes. Those Foxy Pretties aren’t as tuff as they thought. Ambs made Bethy kiss the canvas! Terrific!”

“Amber and that Harnois girl sure looked hot in their undies,” Spizzy remarked. “Esspecially when they got all sweaty and plastered to their bodies.”

“Now keep your focus Spizzy, this is a boxing match not a lingerie show,” the boss scolded.

“I know, but they sure looked hot,” Spizzy said wistfully and Big Sexy nodded with a smile.

Amber in a sweatsuit of her own was now happily sitting on the SWO bench as Lillian Garcia got back in the ring to announce the next fight on the card. AJ Lee was already punching the air looking excited.

“That little shrimp is going down!” AJ promised her SWO sisters.

A.N.S.