SWO WAR GAMES #5

Posted by Archer News Service on July 20, 2013, 11:35 am

Results: SWO Writing: Archer

Skip Tracey watched as announced Lillian Garcia headed for the ring once again. This bout had a footnote, Originally SWO’s Brooke Hogan was to fight FPU’s Mandy Moore, but Brooke sprained her wrist during a pre-fight fracas and now SWO had called in Aisha Tyler to represent the organization. Both fighters were on the sidelines, out of their sweatsuits and warming up in their fighting bras and panties. Tall, lean and full of fight, this looked to be an interesting battle of long-armed punchers. The overall battle stood at SWO 3 and FPU 1, the Foxy Punchers having gained their first win of the night went Troian Bellidario knocked out Manuela Arbelaez. This still left the invaders in a deep hole for the Best of 7 contest, but the victory had them now excited and hopeful, while a degree of tension had crept into the home team’s bench.

“LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!” Lillian Gracia was proclaiming. “FOR OUR FIFTH FIGHT OF THIS THRILLING NIGHT--WE BEGIN THE FOXY PUNCHERS UNITED CHALLENGE “MIGHTY MANDY MOOOOORRRREE!!!!”

With that Mandy Moore gave a final check of her red bra and panties and then trotted up the steel steps to the ring. The newly heartened Foxy Punchers fans gave her a loud welcome and she smiled happily while waving her red gloves as she circuited the ring before joining referee Kelly Ripa in the middle of the ring.

“AND NOW—REPRESENTING THE SEXY WORLD ORDER—THE ASTOUNDING, THE TERRIFIC--HE ONE--THE ONLY—AISHA----TYYYYYY--LLEEEERRRRRR!”

The beautiful African American entered the ring with a proud, regal strut, as though walking proudly in her black bra and turquoise panties was the highlight of her life. Perhaps it was for the SWO followers came out of their seats with a roar and she basked in their support, waving back with her turquoise gloves in a leisurely walk around the ring.

“I just wanted you to know—you’re going to pay for Bellisario humiliating our girl Manuela,” Aisha told Mandy through a big smile. “I hope you’re ready for it!”

Mandy Moore smiled right back and replied: “I was hoping I could do to it Hogan, but I’ll settle for your skinny ass instead. I hope YOU’RE ready for it!”

Aisha and Mandy, both tall girls at 5’10 towered over the 5’3 Kelly Ripa and Skipn Tracey already thinking Ms. Ripa was going to have her hands full referring these two “giants”.

“Okay, ladies, you can see I’m a lot smaller than you are,” Kelly informed the fighters, “but I am mean and nasty when I have to be. Don’t find out what that means. I want a reasonably clean fight and you better listen when I tell you something.”

The fighters looked bemused at the fierceness with which the smaller woman delivered these words. They nodded meekly.

“Good—now put in those mouthpiece, touch gloves and go to your corners,” Kelly continued briskly.
The fighters pushed their gloves together and gave each other one last grimacing smile, then went to their corners. Kelly nodded to the timekeeper. The bell rang and the tall beauties went straight for each other.

Aisha Tyler seemed to have the longer reach which allowed her to bang Mandy Moore solidly to the face as she came in. Mandy tried to duck and send her own lancing shots into Aisha’s body, but she had to pay a heavy penalty in the effort. Quickly bruised to the cheekbones, Mandy had to keep her head down behind her gloves, while trying to penetrate Aisha’s defenses with her jab. Punch after punch was deflected by the SWO fighter and she was able to bounce her own shots off Mandy’s head.

Mandy started circling, looking for an attack angle, but Aisha was right with her and still striking hard from a distance. Mandy finally charged in again, this time aiming for the Tyler torso which she struck with a flurry of solid punches. She could feel her shots striking SWO ribs in her flank punches and she began to concentrate on making these burn with pain.
Aisha did not much care for her ribs being pounded and struck out with a closer in and stronger jab to force Mandy back. This led to them banging away at each other in fierce toe to toe action. Mandy was getting struck to the cheekbones again, but her stomach was pinking up from repeated Aisha hooks into the meat of her belly. It was quickly turning into a battle of who could take the most punching as the price for punishing the other fighter.

Mandy was gasping from the latest hook to her tummy when she saw a chance and smacked up a pair of lightning hooks up under Aisha’s chin when it briefly became vulnerable. The impact sent a shiver through Aisha’s long brown legs and froze her for a split second. Mandy used this split second to get in even closer and hammer those ribs with swinging lefts and rights that made Aisha shudder again. However the SWO fighter fired right back with a well-aimed jab that shot in over Mandy’s gloves and smashed into her nose.
Mandy Moore let out a squeal of pain and fell back with blood spurting from both nostrils. Aisha having hurt the Foxy Puncher surged forward and began swinging for the head. Mandy gasping in pain and breathing through her mouth, could only lower her head and fire back jabs that did not stop Aisha’s charge. Banged around the head and then the stomach, Mandy stumbled backwards and then ate a shot in the mouth as Aisha stepped to the right. Mandy’s knees gave way and as she sank down, Aisha fired a rabbit punch into the base of her foe’s neck to ensure the knockdown, though Kelly Ripa flung herself in to stop a repeat.
Mandy was sitting up on her knees, blood on her nose and mouth, her cheeks swollen and a pained look in her eyes. Skip could see she was hurt and the question was now—could she come back.

Mandy took the full 9 count to recover herself before rising. She glared defiantly at Aisha Tyler who hovered nearby, a big grin of triumph on her face. Kelly Ripa ordered the fight resumed. Aisha started forward, but to her surprise, Mandy moved faster and planted a big straight right of her own into Aisha’s mouth. Now the SWO reeled back with blood coming from split lips an Mandy swiftly followed with powerful swinging shots into the aching ribs of Aisha’s flanks. Suddenly Aisha was falling back, hunched up to protect her ribs and mouth, but now Mandy was shelling Aisha’s eyebrow line as it appeared over her gloves, A cut opened over one eye and Aisha now had crimson trickling down her face.
Still, the SWO girl rallied and got into another furious toe to toe exchange with the FPU fighter. It was thrilling to watch and the crowd was on its collective feet. Both fighters were now knocking the other’s head back and to the side with shots to chin and jaw. Every swivel of the head splattered blood and sweat, but this only seemed make the fighters want each other all the more despite the damage each was suffering in return. The crowd was wild with excitement as they waited to see who might crack first.

Suddenly Aisha Tyler let out a moan of pain as one too many Mandy Moore sidearm punches crashed into her tender ribs. She fell back trying to get her elbows down to protect her screaming flanks, but now her chin was open and Mandy thundered her gloves into with hungry hooks. Aisha’s long legs suddenly tangled in each other and she fell to her side. Mandy stepped back to the neutral corner as Aisha pushed up off the canvas.

“GET UP AISHA! PLEASE GET UP!” The SWO bench was screaming this almost as one.

Aisha knotted her jaw and heaved herself to her feet. She looked defiantly at Mandy Moore who simply shrugged as though this just have her chance to resume punching her SWO foe. Kelly Ripa signaled for the fight to begin and Aisha tried to go right for Mandy with an avenging blockbuster right. Mandy managed to get up a shoulder to block the punch but it knocked her to one side and shook her guard. Aisha leaped after the FPU fighters and banged several rapid punches onto the side of her face, now opening a cheekbone cut and once glancing off the side of Mandy’s wounded nose.

Mandy gave out a moan of pain from her abused nose and fell against the ropes, clutching the top strand as Aisha banged her head and back until Kelly Ripa thrust herself in to force a break.

Both fighters were hurting now. Aisha in the ribs and Mandy in her damaged nose. Gasping for air they still burned with fighting determination and went right back at one another, swinging for their opponent’s most obvious vulnerability. Mandy blocked the incoming aimed at her nose and countered to Aisha’s tender side with power.
Aisha staggered again as she was struck to her throbbing ribs and her guard momentarily faltered. This was all that Mandy Moore needed to go after the brown chin once more with desperation uppercuts. She drove Aisha backwards, her chin constantly lifted as the SWO fighters arms fell to her side leaving her wide open and Mandy unleashed blockbusters that batted Aisha’s head like a speed bag.

Suddenly Aisha Tyler crashed onto her back, her long legs and arms starfished out and her eyelashes fluttering. Mandy Moore withdrew to the neutral corner as Kelly Ripa started to count. Aisha made an heroic effort to rise, but fell back and lay there with her sweat drenched bra heaving with exhaustion.

“EIGHT…NINE…TEN!!!!” Kelly Ripa shouted.

The crowd exploded in cheers as Mandy Moore’s legs gave out. She had to clutch the corner ropes to stay on her feet. The Fox Punchers poured into the ring and celebrated with their victor. Mandy could only wave her right hand at the crowd as she watched with weary eyes as the SWO forces quickly got Aisha Tyler to her feet and out of the ring.

“I wasn’t about to let Moore walk Aisha, she stepped in at the last minute and she did a helluva of job,” Big Sexy told a nodding Spizzy.

“Now we got Alyssa taking on the Big Fishy,” Spizzy pointed out.

Alyssa was up and shadow boxing with enthusiasm: “Finally I’m going to make that pudgy pug pay for all the trouble she’s caused me.”
“You take her apart,” Big Sexy ordered, “I want this series done now!”

“You got it, Big Guy,” Alyssa assured him.

Across the ring, Skip Tracey could see Jen Garner huddling with Dani Fishel.

'I don’t have to tell you we need this win. We’re still behind and we need to win these last two fights. I know I can beat Ronda Rousey—can you beat Alyssa Milano?”

Dani Fishel smiled: “I can and I’ll enjoy every moment of breaking her down.”

“Great! We’ll win this thing yet and break their hearts in the process,” Jen said with a glance at SWO, “won’t that be great?”

Meanwhile, Skip Tracey watched Lillian Garcia trot up the steps to the ring…

A.N.S.