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Results: SWO Writing: Archer

Skip Tracey watched Lillian Garcia raise her microphone and thought this fight was likely to be as explosive as Fishel vs Milano. Gossipy reports (and some suspicious photos) were making it appear Jenny Garner was moving in on Ronda Rousey’s territory: namely Big Sexy himself. To say Ms Rousey wasn’t happy at the prospect was an underestimate. Even now Ronda be seen pacing the sidelines glaring over at Jennifer in her hooded sweatsuit who stood await her introduction.

“AND NOW LADIES AND GENTLEMEN FOR THE SUPREME MOMENT IN OUR FIGHT JOURNEY OF THE EVENING! WITH THE BOUTS ALL TIED UP WE NOW ENTER THE SEVENTH AND DECIDING EVENT—THE BRAWL FOR IT ALL!--- FIRST UP FOR THE FOXY PUNCHERS UNITED THE LEGENDARY, THE GREATLY TO BE FEARED—JENNIFER THE GLORIOUS GARNERRRRRR!!!!!!”

With that Jennifer Garner threw back the hood and threw off her sweatsuit. As she did Ronda Rousey could be heard uttering an incoherent shriek of fury. Jennifer Garner again had her hair in pigtails just like the SWO fighter! This might was seemed a small thing, but Skip knew that Big Sexy was especially fond of pigtails and it was obvious the FPU leader was throwing down a gauntlet at Ronda Rousey.
Jennifer was, of course, also wearing the red FPU bra and panties with matching gloves. Once in the ring, she took a smiling walk around the ring, but she paused in front of the SWO bench to give Big Sexy a dimpled blast of a smile as she shook her pigtails at him. Then with a smirk she walked away twitching her fine derriere at Big Sexy, who watched (at least until he was swatted by a red-faced Ronda Rousey).

“AND NOW FIGHTING FOR THE SEXY WORLD ORDER—THE MAGNIFICIENT—THE MAJESTIC—RONDA---THE RAVAGER—ROUSEYYYYY!!!!” Liliian proclaimed after Jen had joined Kelly Ripa.

Ronda was out of her sweatsuit and on wonderful display in the SWO black bra and turquoise bikini panties with turquoise gloves. She moved with a sexy cat-like grace that wowed the crowd and paused in front of Big Sexy, As she toyed with her pigtails for his benefit she then turned pointed at Jennifer and made a cutting motion across her throat. Jennifer looked startled but the then crossed her arms and glared back. Ronda ignored this and did her own butt twitching walk away from Big Sexy.

“I told you before and I tell you now—you are D.E,A.D. Jenny,,” as Ronda at center ring. “Or maybe you’ll just wish you were dead when I get done with you.”

“Insecure much!” mocked Jen. “But then you have a lot to be insecure about.”

“You arrogant bytch,” Ronda hissed, “I am going make you beg and cry!”

“Dream on you wannabee!” Jen sneered back.

“Okay, okay,” Kelly Ripa interjected, “time for the Big Girls to stop talking and start punching. Now touch gloves and lets find out who wins this thing.”

In a fine display of impartiality, Kelly then gave both women a hearty slap on the butt. They turned and stared at her but she just grinned. With an exasperated look at the smaller woman, the two opponents touched gloves and went to their corners.

The bell rang and Ronda Rousey went slowly, deliberately towards Jennifer Garner who cautiously awaited the SWO fighter. Rousey bobbed and weaved trying to keep Jen off balance, but then the FPU fighters stepped forward and shot in an unexpected straight right over the guard. Ronda hit in the left eye stepped back with a startled look on her face. Jennifer’s lips curled into a smirk and she fired a several lightning hooks into the solid abs of Ronda. Ronda grimaced as she felt the punches radiate through her torso. Jen’s smirk grew and she pressed on in, gloves flying in a leather barrage that peppered her opponent from forehead to waistband.
Ronda fell away from the bombardment, but Jennifer was on her with more leather shelling that seemed to have the less experienced boxer confused. Jen then started circling, trying to hit Ronda from unexpected angles and keep the SWO boxer confused. Ronda feeling the impacts lashed back with jabs that seemed to bounce off Jen’s guard can only keep retreating. Skip Tracey could see Jen was herding Ronda towards the ropes.

Suddenly Ronda ducked down so that a Garner straight right went sailing over her shoulder and then the FPU fighters brought a rising hook into the Garner midsection. SMACKKKKKK!!!! The sound of Ronda’s gloves sinking into Jen’s moist flesh was heard in the top row and Jen doubled up with a startled groan. Instantly Ronda is swinging from left and right and right to left at Jennifer’s suddenly available head. Jen was rocked from side to side and then as her stunned defense drops, Ronda smashed an uppercut into Jen’s chin. Jen’s head was hurled back and she fell forward into Ronda. Ronda used her strength to shove Jen up and back. She then pounded away left to right and right to left across the FPU fighters cheeks and jaw.

Jennifer was spun around and Ronda grimly lashed out with two quick hooks into Jen’s butt cheeks making them bounce merrily against her bikini bottoms. Jen stumbled forward, arms out and landed with a SPLATTT chest-first on the canvas. SWO supporters howled with delight, though Kelly Ripa jumped in to wave an admonishing finger at Ronda.

Jen crawled forward a look of dazed pain and shock on her face. Skip Tracey could see she was wondering what had just happened. When Kelly Ripa came over to start the count, the reality came to Jen Garner and she staggered to her feet ahead of the 10. She shook her head and looked over at Ronda Rousey. Ronda posed momentarily and shot a smirk of her own at Jen. Jen glared back. She was not amused.

Back on her feet and with the wave in from Kelly Ripa, Jennifer Garner went for Ronda Rousey with a look of fierce determination. Ronda met her in a furious exchange of punches. Jen Had gone headhunting, swinging away at the Rousey noggin, bouncing shots off the SWO fighter’s head as Ronda was jabbing hotly into the Garner rack and sternum, then dropping down to hook that now tenderized belly meat. Jen circled, again trying for an opening, but Ronda is stayed right with her making the FPU captain pay with the jab.

Jennifer shifted fire to the Rousey middle plainly trying to get Ronda to drop her high guard. She was really powering those shots in above the waistband, but Ronda stayed on the jab, paying the price to make Jen pay in return. Ronda clipped Jen’s chin with a surprise uppercut causing a stutter step back. Ronda then slammed away at the exposed Garner temples and Jen’s forced to raise her guard. Ronda seeing the opportunity just worked Jen’s belly and then her ribs like they are her gym heavy bag. Big, smacking hooks that keep driving Jen up onto her toes and disrupting her own punching.

Finally, Jennifer Garner is forced to pull back and regroup. SWO bench cheering while groans are heard from the Foxy Punchers., Ronda now moved to the attack and the fire fight resumed, but this time Garner’s head shots were taking hold. Ronda was up slowly and trying to get some head movement to keep her noggin from seeing more stars. Garner now drove to the Rouse belly and ribs. Ronda stood toe to toe and they just banged away at each other. Garner really thundering in those head shots now and Ronda’s not avoiding enough of them. Then Garner managed to get through Ronda’s mitts and bang Rousey head back.

Jennifer kept up the pressure and Ronda was now falling back, though she counterpunched hard to cover her retreat. Still, step by relentless step, the SWO captain was forced back to the ropes and Jen leaned in to keep her there. Garner now hooking hard into the Rousey solar plexus and making the SWO fighter shiver with each impact. Kelly Ripa finally forced a break, but Rousey was moving achy with a look of discomfort on her face. Grimly satisfied look on Jen’s face.
Jen tried to drive Ronda right back to those ropes, but Ronda had a little breathing space and wouldn’t give it up. More smacking shots into Garner middle and now Ronda gave Jen a taste of solar plexus punching. Jennifer’s turn to shiver as her solar plexus tasted heavy leather shelling.
Jennifer stepped back to gasp in some air. She’s starting in breath heavily as the minutes tick by without the usual bell after three minutes. Ronda’s panting too, but not as much as the older veteran unused to SWO battles of attrition. She moved forward to do some lung and breast pounding to keep Jen short of oxygen. Jen twisted her body, trying to protect herself and still hit back.

Then Jen saw an opening as Ronda’s guard dropped and uncovered her jaw. Powerful right CRACKS off Rousey’s jaw and knocks her head around, pigtails flopping. BANG! Garner left knocks Ronda’s head the other way. KA-POW! Ronda hit by another right and staggers backwards. Jen following closely banging downwards as Ronda hunches up, suddenly Ronda is driven to one knee in a daze.

Jen excited, leaned over her fallen foe and shouted incoherently at her in triumph. Skip Tracey suddenly realized Ronda’s right arm was tensing, but JEN WASN’T SEEING IT! BAMMMMM!!! Ronda shot up from the canvas and drove a right uppercut into Jen’s wide open chin.

Garner never saw it coming and pinwheels backwards, her arms flailing uselessly. Ronda leaping at the veteran just bangs shots off her head as Jen is still going backwards knocking her senseless and then lifting an uppercut from down around the ankles. CRUNCHHHHH!!!! Garner’s chin lifted and so is her whole body as she is flung high into the ropes. Jen hung over the top rope for a split second as though she’s about to slide out of the ring, but she slides back down the ropes to end up on her butt, head and shoulders hanging over the middle rope, arms and gloves at her side. Chin rested against her collarbone. She looks like a puppet whose strings have just been cut.

Kelly Ripa darted in and began the count on the fallen Jennifer Garner. Ronda Rousey watched with a tense expression in the neutral corner. Then the crowd sensing that Jen wasn't getting up joined in with the chant:
"SIX--SEVEN--EIGHT--NINE--TEN!"

Pandemonium broke out as the bell rings and Lillian Garcia had to bellow to be heard:
"THE WINNER RONDA ROUSEY OF THE SEXY WORLD ORDER! THE SEXY WORLD ORDER HAS DEFEATED THE FOXY PUNCHERS UNITED 4 WINS TO 3!!!!"

In one motion the Sexy World Order girls swarmed off their bench and into the ring to celebrate with the victorious Ronda. The Foxy Punchers were stricken in horror. Jen had landed in front of the FPU bench and as her head cleared she realized what had happened. She looked back at her teammates who are clutching each, many in tears and burst into bitter tears herself.

Ronda ran over and got in the still sitting Jen's face: "I TOLD YOU I'D MAKE YOU CRY! LOSER! LOSER! LOSER! WHO IS THE BETTER WOMAN NOW JENNY? YOU TELL ME!"

Tears cascading down Jen's bruised and swollen cheeks as she nods: "You are, Ronda--tonight you are."

Ronda was not happy with this qualification and yanks Jen to her feet by her pigtails: "YOU JUST SAY I'M BETTER WOMAN!"

"YOU'RE THE BETTER WOMAN--TONIGHT!" Jen yelled back defiantly.

Ronda angrily spins Jen around and draped her over the middle rope and drives her gloves up into Jennifer�s buns. Jennifer howled indignantly:

"STOP THAT! STOP THAT! OOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWW!!!!STOP!STOP! PLEASE STOP!!!"

"SAY IT RIGHT! SAY IT RIGHT!" Ronda shouting.

"OWWWWW!!!OWWWW!!!OWWWW!!!!ALLRIGHT!!!RONDAROUSEY IS THE SUPERIOR WOMAN!" Jen shouted.

"Tonight," Ronda whispered with a nasty chuckle. "Now keep away from Big Sexy--he's all mine."

Jen turned her head and groaned: "You can have him."

Ronda laughed then grabbed Jen's pigtails and the handful of her red panties. She could see Mandy Moore and Troian Bellisario moving angrily towards the edge of the ring.

"HEY LOSERS! CATCH!" Ronda shouted at Mandy and Troi then heaved Jennifer Garner like a bale of hay between the ropes and into their arms. The FPU girls catch their captain but she landed with such force that they stumbled backwards, hit the empty FPU bench and the three of them fell over it.

Ronda and the rest of the SWO girls who had rushed over hooted as the demoralized Foxy Punchers stumbled from the arena.

"What a night." Big Sexy said to Spizzy.

"Gee boss, those Foxy Pussies sure looked sad, maybe I should go back and cheer 'em up,� Spizzy volunteered.

"You want to cheer them up--stay away from them," Big Sexy ordered. "They've served their purpose. I just proved my girls can stand up to these so-called elite celeb fighters."

"Especially if they fight by our rules," Spizzy said with a grin.

"Yeah, that's what they'll probably say," Big Sexy agreed. "but they'll just sound like sore losers. All that matters is that we won and they lost."

"Plus you made big bucks on this show," Spizzy chimed.

"Oh that's just the icing on the cake," Big Sexy said.

"Speaking of cake, where is that big cake you promised us?" Rousey asked the rest of the squad behind her.

"Oh, it's coming soon, just get cleaned up and we'll meet in the Party Room," Big Sexy said with a mysterious grin.]

Meanwhile, Skip Tracey managed to reach Beth Harnois before she disappeared into the visitor's dressing room.

"Tough night, Beth. You have any comment?" Skip asked.

"A very tough night. We were SO close to pulling this thing out. It really hurts to lose like that." Beth admitted in a choked voice.

"You think the 'SWO Rules' were more than you could handle?� Skip asked.

"I could say that, but it's no excuse. We are a great stable and we should have been able to beat a group that's mostly newcomers. We didn't and that hurts." Beth said frankly. "Maybe next time it will be different."

"There will be a next time?" Skip asked in some surprise.

"Since when as Foxfire accepted defeat�or the Pretty Little Punchers? I am not saying when or where it will happen, but this is not over between our teams. Not at all. You�ll have to excuse me Skip, we need to get ready. There is some--umm--unfinished business to tonight's show that we have to deal with. Talk to you another time."

Skip thanked her, but as Beth hastened away, he wondered what she was talking about, but it wasn't until the next day that he found out. By then video clips were popping up on YouTube to confirm the story.

It seemed that following the show, Sexy World Order fighters were assembled in the Carolina Manor's party room which had been hung with banners and streamers celebrating the win. There were also lots of local SWO fans on hand, all were waiting expectantly.

"Where's the cake?" Ronda Rousey asked Big Sexy.

The SWO leader grinned and signaled his assistant Spizzy who stood at the kitchen door. Spizzy said something into the kitchen and then stepped back.

The door opened and out came a large cart on which was erected a large SWO WINS!!! Cake and escorting the cake wearing black SWO sports bras and turquoise panties with spangles were the defeated Foxy Punchers! They proceeded to cut the cake and personally hand slices out to each person present with the greeting:

"From the losers to the winners." (Usually said with gritted teeth)

"It was a little clause I put in the contract," Big Sexy told Ronda.

"Great, but what if we'd been the ones who lost?" Ronda asked.

"Ah I knew you girls would win," Big Sexy said with assurance.

"Lucky for you, we did," Ronda replied taking her cake from a grim-faced Jenny Garner.

"From the losers to the winners," Jen intoned.

"I don't think you mean that," Ronda said. "Do you really want me to make you say it right?"

Jen looked like she had just swallowed a lemon, but she then forced out her brightest, most dimpled smile and said: "From this loser to the you, the winner."

"Now you got it," Ronda said and Jennifer quickly turned away.

Big Sexy sighed happily: "I'm always lucky."

A.N.S.