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20 July 2013 Post SWO War Games

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SWO WAR GAMES: BON VOYAGE!

Posted by Archer News Service on July 20, 2013, 12:22 pm

Skip Tracey was back at the Carolina Manor to observe the departure of the Foxy Punchers Unified after they had spent several days resting and recuperating from their loss at the now famous (or infamous, depending on your point of view) PPV to the ladies of the Sexy World Order. There were already rumors that the “R&R” may not have been all that restful with impromptu wrestling matches between FPU’s Troian Bellisario and SWO’s Manuel Arbelaez and Foxy Puncher Clare Bowen and Sexy World Order’s Ariana Grande. With Alyssa Milano and AJ Lee tag teaming vs Dami Fishel and Eloise Mumford. There was even a wild (but totally unconfirmed report) that the SWO girls had discovered a group of FPU girls skinny dipping in a nearby lake and switched their clothes so that they forced to return wearing LOST TO THE SWO tee-shirts).

Now as Skip stood with the other reporters near Big Sexy, his assistant Spizzy and the whole SWO team, they saw the Foxy Punchers United come out of the Manor wearing their red FOXY PUNCHERS UNITED tee shirts and gold short shorts. They were understandably quiet and downcast, but Jennifer Garner came over to the SWO party with a defiant look on her still bruised face.

“I want to thank you for your hospitality, sir,” Jennifer said with a edge in her voice to Big Sexy. “It won’t be soon forgotten by any of us.”

“Any of us either,” Ronda Rousey interjected to a titter from her teammates

“Now, Ronda, be polite.” Big Sexy said expansively. “You are very welcome, Ms. Garner and tell Mr. Fox I’ll expecting his check in the mail.”

Jennifer Garner’s mouth tightened: “I certainly will. Mr Fox always makes good on his private wagers.”

“Good, ‘cause we got our eye on a great Jumbotron for the arena,” Spizzy blurted.

Jennifer’s mouth tightened still further: “I would like to add that you have not heard the last of us, sir."

“Never thought I had,” Big Sexy said.

Jennifer Garner nodded curtly, then turned on her heel and marched to the board the deluxe tour bus that would take them back to the airport for the private jet flight home. She was the last to board and moments later the big bus with the FOXY PUNCHERS UNITED banners still on the side made a big turn back down the circular driveway. As it did Skip saw for the first time that there was a new large sign on the back. It featured a large cartoonish women’s butt wearing a bikini bottom labeled FOXY PUNCHERS UNITED and it was being punched by a glove with SWO on it. It bore the caption: SWO KO’S FPU ASS. It would be all over YouTube within the hour.

The SWO girls laughed and cheered.

Big Sexy turned to Spizzy: “Now how did that get there?

“Gosh, boss, I have no idea,” Spizzy said innocently. “Must have been some troublemakers."

Big Sexy glanced over at Ronda Rousey who played girlishly with her pigtails and smiled sweetly:
“I just wanted us to have the last word.”

Big Sexy laughed and gave his star fighter a big kiss as the others cheered him on. A bemused Skip Tracey wondered what this wild and crazy bunch would do next to shake up celebrity boxing.

A.N.S.