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24 July 2013 Ronda Rousey vs Miesha Tate

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SWO BOUT

Posted by SWO Open Fight Night on July 25, 2013, 12:55 pm

Sexy: They are captains of The Ultimate Fighter. Rivals. Pioneers of women's MMA. Tonight they clash in the boxing ring. Lets go to comments!

Rousey: Allow me to simplify this: I don't need an armbar to beat you. See, if you'd left well enough alone you wouldn't get knocked out tonight. Canvas? Party of 1? You're tables ready. Say goodnight princess.

Tate: Are you ready? No seriously...HAVE YOU WONDERED WHAT HAPPENS WHEN I CHECK YOUR CHIN TONIGHT? NO ARMBARS. FISTS. MANA Y MANA. YOU WERE RIGHT ABOUT 1 THING TRAMP....IT IS CHRISTMAS IN JULY. FOR ME!

Sexy: THIS IS AWESOME! EPIC EVEN! Halestorms Love Bites blares through the arena as Miesha Tate walks through the smoke and strobe lights to a deafening roar! She's got her own fan club! Leaping over the top rope! There go the lights! Bad Reputation by Joan Jett and there's my girl! High giving her fans as she enters, slides under the ropes, and gets nose to nose with Miesha! Referee Dana White seperates and warns them right off the bat! LOVELY LILLIAN!

GARCIA: IN THIS CORNER...WEARING TURQUIOSE STRING BIKINIS...TUFFWEAR TANK TOP...BLACK GLOVES....." MARVELOUS" MIEEEESSHHHAA TAAAAATTE! HER OPPONENT...TURQUIOSE SEQUINED BIKINIS WITH LACE TRIM....BRA....AND GLOVES...RRRROOOWWWDYYYY RRRONNNDA RROOUUUSSSEEYYY!

Alyssa: my new trainer is going to dismantle Ronda tonight!

Spizzy: DONT TIP OUR DRAFT STRATEGY! SERIOUSLY?!

Sexy: Welcome to Alyssa Milano fight fans. Mouth pieces in...no glove touch...LETS GET ROWDY!

Spizzy: And they meet Mid ring! Immediate gun slinging as these two abandon defense and start swinging! Rousey to the body as Miesha sidesteps bringing body shots of her own!

Sexy: These ladies are pummeling each other! Alyssa how do Rondas punches feel? Actually Spizzy could answer that one too!

Spizzy: No comment. Smartass.

Alyssa: I will say she's the best pure puncher I've ever faced. Better than porkchop fishel!

Spizzy: OH YAY. ANOTHER KRISPY KREME RANT.

Alyssa lands a right cross, knocking Spizzy cold AGAIN.

MILANO: YOURE WELCOME.

Sexy: checks in the mail kiddo. These two are still going toe to toe! Furious flying fists! OOH! DOWN GOES RONDA! THE PIG TAILED PUNISHER IS DOWN!

Milano: YES! WHIP THAT OVERRATED MAN STEALER!

Sexy: She won fair and square. No whining now! Up at 3 as the girls circle each other looking for the right opening! Combo by Rousey! Tate counters and returns! These two are in a bar room brawl! Punch by punch each lady gets a little more worn down! Ronda straight right! Tate backpeddles! Rousey working the body and face with a furious barrage! Miesha on the ropes! Ducks the right! Rousey lands the left! Tate down!

MILANO: get up Miesha! Get up!

Sexy: you're being surprisingly non biased sugar! Proud of you!

MILANO: I'm still mad at you! AND IF SPIZZY DRAFTS ME ILL NEVER TALK TO YOU AGAIN.

Sexy: SIGH Miesha up at 7 looking dazed! Rousey tired as well because this has been amazing! Toe to toe for 8 minutes! This one could easily head to overtime!

MILANO: Fight of the night! All personal feelings aside these ladies are truly punishing each other! I don't know how much more either can take!

Sexy: THEYRE STILL SLUGGING IT OUT! ROUSEY CLINCHES! TATE SHRUGS HER OFF AND LANDS BODY BLOWS! OVERHAND LEFT! ROUSEY STUMBLES! RIGHT BOLO MISSES! ROUSEY WITH THE UPPERCUT! RIGHT CROSS! LEFT HOOK! MIESHA DOWN!

ALYSSA: GET UP!

SEXY: 3..4..5..

ALYSSA: 6..7..8.. PULL UP!

SEXY: 9..

ALYSSA: SHES UP! SHES UP!

SEXY: SUPERGIRL PUNCH! RUNNING LEFT CROSS! MIESHA TATE IS FLOPPED OUT! 1..2..3..4..

ALYSSA: 5..6..7..COME ON DAMNIT!

SEXY: 8..9..10! AMAZING FIGHT! LETS GET DOWN TO BUSINESS! FOXFIRE! PRISSY LIL PUNKS! NEXT WENDSDAY TRAMPS! ROUSEY/WINSTEAD! GRANDE/BOWEN IN A WONDER WOMAN MATCH! AMBER/ BETH REMATCH! AND MILANO/ FISHEL FACE OFF! IF ALYSSA LOSES SHE RETIRES FROM FIGHTING!