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26 July 2013 Meghan Markle vs Kelly Carlson

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Celebrity Boxing After Dark

Posted by simguy on July 26, 2013, 10:40 am

Before: "Taking down Kelly Carlson's an important first step for me," gorgeous brunette Meghan says in prefight. "You always want the hottest blonde girl you think you can beat - so for me that's Kelly - but after that, who knows? Laura Vandervoort's always been an obsession of mine, and there's that Michelle Borth who thinks SHE's top brunette-in-show...there's a lot of girls I need to sort out!"

Veteran Kelly stoic, knows she's being targeted...lovely blonde starlets in their 30s are always in the cross-hairs. "You know, Meghan needs a scalp, and she thinks she'll take mine," Kelly shrugs in rebuttal. "Not gonna happen. I've seen her work apartment, and she's a nasty little scrapper, but she's not ring-worthy of me...I'll definitely pick her apart and punish her. I'm not just defending turf guys, I'm still actively looking to extend my territory, fight up and comers, and build my brand. Meghan thinks she's the aggressor here, but I promise you guys: she's not."

Kelly in bright blue cami-strap tank top from The Marine; baby blue cotton panties; curly fighting tousle; white gloves. Meghan in bubblegum pink cami-strap tank and panties; white gloves; long black hair in glossy tangly-curls.

R1: Kelly jabbin' jug, scootin' to her right: Meghan frowning, batting Kelly's left hand away with a protective right, turning-with, looking to slug. Pretty frowns as girls circle counter-clockwise - each loading up right hands and shoving punches in above offending left hips in early negotiations. Kelly hooks Meghan's jugs a nice tight swipe: Meghan's left clubs Kelly's right cheek; right hand jams onto Kelly's jaw, staggering her back a step. Girls trade stubby rights to pretty faces as Meghan's trying to jump-in...blonde girl bumps her brunette back a few steps as Kelly gets the better of it. Spirited, active trading - girls doing some circling, but anxious to close and get off with strong, spanking punches.

R2: Meghan aggressively at Kelly - brunette snarling, dark eyes flashing as she jabs up the middle; steps into robust right hands to chin, follows through with chopping lefts...determined face-punching drives blonde-girl into retreat. Midway through, Carlson gets bashed upside the head a fat, swinging right hand...blonde girl turns to her right, stumbles to all fours, momentarily stunned. Kelly up at 8, frazzled, lock of blonde over her left eye...she's a hurting beauty and HERE COMES MEGHAN! Markle on a jail break, HURLING herself at Kelly...Carlson crying out, turning to her right and cringing against ropes, face-in-gloves...blonde girl helpless as brunette squares up on Kelly's left flank/rear quarter, bashing away both arms a-swinging! Lusty, belting stuff - Meghan's mitts bouncing off Kelly's tummy/hip/back/left shoulder...Markle just slopping on wide harm, but occasionally shoving her left hand straight into Kelly's tummy as a change up. KELLY'S DOWN AGAIN! Pretty blonde girl blubbering as she goes to her knees, right arm looped over a lower rope...Meghan bellowing down all incoherent brunette as ref's pushing her back. Weepy 8, Kelly C: Megs romps right back on in to finish up strong to bell.

R3: Meghan continues to hit Kelly HARD: brunette belting blonde girl wide right hands upside the head; hooking blonde tits...Kelly sputtering around the ring in earmuff, trying to cover up in first minute rout. Second minute, Carlson rediscovers her composure, pushing straight, stubby lefts or rights inside Meghan's wider lefts and rights...blonde girl able to scrub-and-bump her brunette off-balance as Markle can't sustain her assault. Kelly often just pushing her mitts into Meghan's face and turning her off-balance...not enough to steal the round for Carlson, but she's breaks Meghan's romping momentum at least.

R4: Kelly finally in charge - jabbing jug and face; pivoting clockwise around tidy left hooks, keeping Meghan defensive. Markle covering up mitts-at-cheekbones, trying to step in and slug, but Kelly's pre-empting her, maintaining distance with sharp, straight punches. Carlson starts to work the Markle breadbasket - bouncing thick left/rights off brunette's toned little paunch...Meghan gasping, unable to respond immediately as Kelly resets with gloves at her chest. Carlson's attempt to close out the round meets defiant resistance late...girls opening up and swinging at each other's heads, Meghan benefiting when action gets sloppy or reckless.

R5: Tough, two way fighting...Meghan making up for the skills-gap with heart and determination; Kelly staying calm in the pocket, walking Markle into punches, taking advantage of Meghan's haphazard aggression when possible. Kelly often just shoving both hands straight out to pre-empt Meghan's attack...brunette getting shoved on her face or breasts, knocked off balance as she's trying to whirl punches. Blonde girl often able to follow up with stubby, poking right hands to face, getting Meghan backpedaling, then stepping into her with hooks. Markle taking Kelly's punch well, but she's frequently out of position and scrambling...when Meghan CAN get set and slug, she's giving Kelly all she can handle toe-to-toe. Bell: Chests heaving, eyes blazing...both girls confident they're getting the better of the other through 5.

R6: Smart pocket-boxing midring from Kelly...Meghan trying for blockbuster right hands over the top, but they're draping over Kelly's back as blonde girl ducks under, fits right hand receipts up into straining brunette tummy. Markle grunting, huffing, and puffing as Kelly picks her up...with Megs winded from body-shots, blonde girl eventually pops up out of the crouch, turns a short-arm hook across Markle's open mouth and BRUNETTE DOWN! Meghan on her backside, flustered, sniveling...Kelly glaring down, batting mitts together all little-blonde-bully. Markle bravely beats the count, but she's shabby at ropes, keeping dukes at her cheeks, her legs too wobbly to risk venturing off the apron. ON COMES KELLY! Carlson swarming her brunette - wide right hands to hip and tummy; snappy hooks to ear/jaw; sweeping right hands to temple; left uppercuts to chin as Meghan willllts. Torrent of punches breaks Markle down...she turns to her left - left hip riding rope as she covers her head turtle-style. Meghan whining...Kelly crowding in - blonde girl riding her left hand in the small of brunette back while feeding Markle rising right hands! Kelly taking Meghan in the belly, in the breasts, occasionally trying to find her face from underneath. Kelly punching with a scooping up-and-in action for the most part, but occasionally straightening the right hand out to shove it directly into Meghan's rightside ribs/lats. Blonde girl working up a sweat as she punches and punches - toned little backside shuddering with the violence of her leverage and MEGHAN GOES DOWN! Markle crumbling to lie belly-down, still covering her face with her hands on the canvas...Kelly turns away, kicks imaginary soil back onto the fallen brunette, thrusts her mitts high and struts away the KO6 victrix.

AFter: Hard feelings in the immediate aftermath...Meghan protesting Kelly's little post-KO foot-gesture...Carlson really getting into Meg's face to read her the riot act - index finger jabbing at Meghan's chest as Kelly's making her point...officials intervene as Markle's getting hot-cheeked and ready to rumble. "I just told her rookies get what they get and she shouldn't be whining, 'cause I was well within my rights to WALK her sorry ass!" Kelly snarls in postfight, eyes blazing. "She tried to showcase on me, put me down...guys're saying I was hurt, but you have to realize...when you're fighting an excited younger gal, it's good to lay back a bit, let 'em spend up their money and punch themselves out. I was deliberately using her up - not getting hurt or overwhelmed or anything. Once she was done, I picked myself up, dusted myself off and kicked her ass good and plenty. Guys, I'm the blonde Minka Kelly and everybody needs to start respecting me as such. When a girl like Meghan Markle thinks I'm just a pretty-blonde-target, that's when I step up and perform at my best!"