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31 July 2013 Clare Bowen vs Ariana Grande

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SWO Wednesday Warfare

Posted by Archer on July 31, 2013, 9:09 am

Results:SWO Writing: Archer

"All right ladies and gentlemen," Lillian Garcia the ring announcer was saying, "for our second bout of the card we bring you something special: a 'Wonder Woman Match'. What is that you ask? Well, it's just ask the Amazon Princess herself--PRESENTING FROM THE SEXY WORKD ORDER--ARIANA 'WONDER WOMAN' GRANDE!"

Ariana had peeled out of her sweatsuit and now dashed into the ring in an outfit that at least resembled the comic book heroine's legendary costume: blue satin briefs with stars and a red and gold bra top. She wore blue gloves and carried a bright yellow lasso. The SWO crowd loved the petite but hard-hitting pop singer and greeted her with wild cheering.

Lillian stayed in the ring and asked Ariana: "Why don't you tell the folks what a Wonder Woman Match is--besides that you love dressing up."

Ariana laughed: "Don't you just love dress up, folks?" (Crowd roared back). "I thought so, well, here I am, the Amazon Princess with her Golden Lasso which I intend to use to tie to the ankles of my defeated evil villainess and drag around the ring for your enjoyment. Of course, there is the CHANCE I could lose and be the one lassoed--BUT I DON'T THINK SO!"

"WELL, ARIANA CHALLENGING YOU TONIGHT IS ONE OF THE AMAZON PRINCESS' GREATEST FOES---THE CHEETAH IN THE PERSON OF THE FOXY PUNCHERS' "AWESOME AUSSIE"--CLARE BOWEN!"

Clare Bowen was out of her sweatsuit and up the ring steps where she paused to let the crowd take in her sexy cheetah-print one-piece lingerie with a plunging neckline and a thin belt around the waist, She even had cheetah print gloves that she waved to the hooting, whistling, cheering crowd.

"You must be crazy, Kangaroo Girl," Ariana sneered, "you at least could have dressed up like Supergirl. Villainess don't beat heroines."

"I will because I know you are the true villainess," Clare responded gleefully, "The Cheetah is the real superheroine--Wonder Woman is a villainess in disguise."

"WELL AREN'T WE LUCKY TO HAVE THIS SETTLED IN OUR RING!" Lillian declared then exited so the referee could finish the preliminaries. (She carried the Golden Lasso with her to present to the winner of the fight).

Skip was shaking his head. Even for the SWO this fight was going to be a wild one.

The bell rang, but there was a cautious approach from both fighters each wary of the other. However once the punches started coming they quickly through all their efforts into it. They circled each other punching hard and accurately.

Arianaï¿½s punching power was becoming well-known, but Clare Bowen had ate more of it than almost anyone else and she seemed to be absorbing it better this time, much to Arianaï¿½s evident concern. Of even more concern to the SWO fighter was the jabbing that was knocking her head back with disturbing regularity.

Ariana hunched up and tried to force her way in, slamming punches into the FPU fighterï¿½s beltline. Bowen jabbed right back and finally Ariana had to retreat with her left eye starting to swell. Encouraged, Clare kept hard on Ariana line of retreat banging her with swinging rights and lefts to the sides. Ariana found herself up against the ropes and being worked over with a frenzy of leather. Ariana finally had to clinch to force a break, but she was a shaken young fighter.

Clare gave her no respite, charging in on Ariana with renewed fury, but Ariana was now quick on her feet and evaded the charge. At the same time, Ariana darted back with a looping right that stung the FPU blonde on the nose. Spurting blood, Clare reeled back and Ariana was swift to counterattack with swinging rights and lefts to the jaw that sent shivers down Clareï¿½s legs. Then Clare's legs locked and she went down on her butt.

Ariana shook her right hand at Clare as she sat there looking bewildered, but the referee pushed her back. Clare was up by 8, but now she was the shaken young fighter. She tried to pull herself together as Ariana came rushing back in. Ariana's body slammed into Clare's knocking her back and leaving her defenses down. Ariana slammed lefts and rights off Clare's face, but then as she stepped forward with her right cocked, Ariana was smashed in the mouth by a desperate straight right from Clare. The SWO fighter reeled back her lips bleeding and now Clare went after her.

Ariana managed to get her defenses up before Clare to do much damage, but the momentum now shifted to the FPU fighter. Clare drove Ariana back towards the ropes with Ariana resisting fiercely, but getting her head knocked around. As they neared the ropes, a straight shot twisted Ariana's head around and sent her sprawling onto the strands, her knees buckling. Clare tried to spin Ariana around but the referee forced her back as Ariana sank to her butt, leaning against the ropes.

Ariana had to use the ropes to pull herself up in time to beat the count. Waved back in Clare came in only to find Ariana covered up gloves-in-face trying to pull herself together while Clare banged away at her sides. Ariana came out of this with a sudden hook to Clare's chin that caught the Foxy Puncher by surprise and sent her stumbling back. Ariana lunged after her retreating foe, but could only land glancing punches.

Clare found her legs and dug in to battle Ariana toe to toe. They went at it furiously, but neither was backing down this time. They were still going at it when the bell rang and the two young fighters had to be separated by the referee.

The break seemed to make both aware of how much energy both fighters had expended, they stood dripping sweat and breathing hard, both faces lumped and blood-streaked, their bodies splotched with pink from punches. The bell rang to start the overtime and they swiftly went right back into the toe to toe slugging.

They were both going mainly to the head, when Ariana shifted to the midsection of Clare with unexpected hooks that doubled the FPU blonde up with a groan. A sudden clip to the chin and Clare was staggered. Ariana heaved in lefts and rights and Clare fell to her knees, dazedly putting her arms around Ariana's knees. Ariana banged down on Clare's face until the referee jumped in.

Clare toppled forward onto her face and lay there with her arms at her sides, her cheek resting against the canvas. The referee rushed back to count. Clare made an effort to rise, but could only get to all fours as the count reached 10.

Ariana Grande had won! The crowd cheered and the SWO bench rejoiced. The FPU bench was plunged into gloom. Lillian Garcia re-entered the ring and handed the Golden Lasso to the triumphant Ariana, who headed for Clare who was now sitting unhappily, holding her head.

"Okay, Cheetah, time to pay up," Ariana said cheerfully, but she leaned down close to Clare and whispered: "You okay, Kangaroo Girl? I won't do it if you're really hurt."

Clare looked up wearily: "You beat me, do what you have to do, I'll just lay here and rest a while."

Clare stretched out which made tying her ankles quite easy and then Ariana towed her around the ring. The crowd loved it especially when Clare began to moan:

"I CAN'T BELIEVE WONDER WOMAN BEAT ME AGAIN! O THE SHAME OF IT!"

Ariana stifled a giggle at Clare's theatrics and as they completed the circuit, Ariana stood over the prone Clare and declared: "LET THIS BE A LESSON TO YOU CHEETAH--HEROINES ALWAYS WIN!"

Clare opened one eye: "I'll get you yet, Ariana!"

"You better keep trying, I just love fighting you," Ariana whispered and after untying the lasso, skipped out of the ring.

Clare Bowen got to her feet and exited to some supportive cheers of her own.

"Great work kid," Big Sexy told Ariana.

"Told you Iï¿½d beat her."

Brooke Hogan was standing up: "Enough of this comic book stuff. I want Mandy Moore and I want her now!"

"Don't worry, Brookie, you'll get her any minute now," Big Sexy said as he saw Lillian Garcia enter the ring.

Across the ring, Mandy Moore was also standing and telling Beth Harnois: "I beat Aisha Tyler. I can beat Hogan."

Beth nodded: "Good, that will put us right back in this thing."