Results: SWO Writing: Archer

Skip Tracey watched as Beth Harnois talked to Mary Elizabeth Winstead as she shadow boxed in front of the Foxy Punchers bench. It wasn’t too hard to guess that Beth was telling Mary that though they were down 2 fights to 1 to the Sexy World Orders, if Mary could defeat Ronda Rousey they could at least salvage a draw. Mary was nodding confidently. Then they heard the voice of announcer Lillian Garcia:

“AND NOW FOR OUR FINAL FIGHT OF THE EVENING WE ASRE GLAD TO WELCOME THAT NATIVE OF ROCKY POINT NORTH CAROLINA—MARY THE CAROLINA WILDCAT ELIZABETH WINSTEAD!!!”

Mary was out of her sweatsuit and into the ring in her sexy red satin bra and panties (in her case customized with a gold MEW across the seat and a FPU golden logo on both bra cups). Over her right shoulder she carried a wide white belt. The attire was topped off with red gloves with a golden MEW on the punching surface. Mary worked her way around the ring, but she paused on front of the SWO bench and looked right at Ronda Rousey.

Mary took the white belt from her shoulder and waved it at Ronda menacingly. Ronda just smiled unpleasantly and shrugged in a gesture showing complete lack of interest (let along fear) in the object that had left so many British fighters weeping in defeat. Mary looked annoyed as this defiance and stomped over a turnbuckle on the FPU side of the ring. She hung the white belt and joined the referee. Plainly, she wanted the White Belt where it would be handy to use once the fight was over.

Skip Tracey could hear the excited buzz of the crowd at this gesture. Then Lillian Garcia raised her microphone once again.

“AND NOW—THE SEXY WORLD ORDER TAKES PRIDE IN SENDING OUT RONDA THE WRECKER ROUSEYYYYY!!!”

Ronda (in Big Sexy’s favorite pigtails) bounded up into the ring in the black bra and turquoise panties of the Sexy World Order. However once she completed her circuit of the ring and joined Mary and the referee, she held up her gloves. They were blue with a Union Jack British flag across the punching surface.

“I got these by express the other day,” Ronda informed Mary, “apparently a group of the girls whose butts you tanned over in Britain took up a collection to give me something that would be like they were hear helping beat you down. So you see, Winnie, you’re not only avenger in this fight. I am here to make your ass pay for what you did to all those British butts.”

Mary flushed and angrily stomped her foot: “Don’t you dare think you can upstage me Ronda Rousey! I am not afraid of you!”

Ronda smiled with delight: “Oh, but you will be. By the way, if, by some miracle, happen to win this fight. Do I get to use the White Belt?”

“Why do think it’s hanging there?” Mary fumed. “Only Lisa Maffia ever got to use it on me, but I got her back for it.”

“I just wondered,” Ronda said innocently, “really I’m not that into strapping—but I could make an exception for your arrogant ass.”

Mary put her gloved hands on her hips: “You going to just stand there or is this a fight.”

Ronda turned to the referee: “You heard her—she wants to fight—I say we get this on—quick!”

The referee was happy to comply with the suggestion. Very shortly thereafter the bell rang and the two fighters came out quickly.

Mary’s approach was classic—she went straight for Ronda’s body and banged away at torso with enthusiasm, At the same time, she was carefully to keep moving her head to avoid Ronda’s counterpunching. However Ronda seemed to have the same game plan het head, she pounded her Union Jack gloves into Mary’s waistline again and again. Then as Mary hunched over, Ronda drove her hooks into Mary’s bra cups from a variety of directions. The rack-ravaged , Mary had to cover up and fall back wincing in pain.

Ronda was now swinging away with confidence and going after Mary’s vulnerable head as the FPU fighter tried to protect her hooters. Mary head was knocked from side to side and back. She lashed back with desperation jabs trying to keep the SWO fighter away, but Ronda was willing to take the punishment to continue her shelling of Mary. Finally, a short right uppercut to the chin dropped Mary on her butt, she looked up with her bruised, swollen face with a look of bewilderment that this was happening to her.

Nevertheless, Mary was able to beat the count, and somehow prepare herself for Ronda’s fresh attack. Ronda came in with more fresh straight rights and lefts to the belly and boobs to make Mary twist with gasping pain, then she went to right/left combinations to pound the Winstead jaw.

Mary was taking a serious beating, but she known for her toughness and when Ronda began to slow down, the FPU fighter struck back. Ronda was caught by surprise as two solid Winstead hooks slammed into her solar plexus with a power that brought the SWO fighter to a sudden halt. As Ronda faltered, Mary got her gloves into her opponent’s face with a fury that had Ronda falling back and trying to cover up. A large cut had opened over Ronda’s left eye and blood was running down her face. Mary mercilessly went after this cut though Ronda was able to protect it by burying her face in her gloves.

Mary’s counterattack now shifted to Ronda’s chest and she gave the SWO fighter furious jugmugging . Ronda twisted away from this attack but Mary stayed with her trying to maintain the momentum in her favor.

They were now out in center ring. Ronda and Mary circled each other punching away with determination. They were now both banging away at each other’s midsection, standing toe to toe and using digging hooks to drive into belly meat. Skip and the rest of the crowd watched with amazement as the determined young women absorbed a startling amount of leather without stopping their own punching.

Then Mary suddenly launched uppercuts at Ronda’s chin that rocked the SWO fighter, but Ronda fired back with a slashing right counter over Mary’s guard that crunched off Mary’s chin.

Mary staggered from this punch and it was what the SWO fighter had been waiting for: a lightning barrage of punches crashed into the Winstead’s jaw freezing her in place until pumping uppercuts took the legs out from under the FPU fighter.
Mary slumped straight down and toppled forward, her red pantied butt with the MEW golden logo on full display to the crowd before Mary’s body fell over to one side. The referee darted in to make the count. Mary pushed herself up with her arms, but she could do no better by the time the count reached ten.

“THE WINNER—RONDA ROUSEY OF THE SEXY WORLD ORDER!”


“NOOOOOOOOQ!!!!’ There was a collective wail of frustration from the Foxy Punchers United bench as once more the Sexy World Order girls had gotten them better of them.

Meanwhile, Mary was helped to her feet by the referee. Mary shook her head in disbelief, but there was Ronda, gloves off and advancing on her with the White Belt.

“Oh, no!” Mary gasped as the reality of what was about to happen sank in.

Ronda was grinning as she held the belt in front of Mary’s face, Mary’s eyes were wide with apprehension: “Now, I just want to confirm you said whoever won this would get to use this belt?”

“Y-yes, b-but you don’t have to,” Mary whispered.

“I know, I would be letting down all those generous ladies in Britain,” Ronda said, “but I don’t think they would mind if I used the belt—differently,”

“Wh-what--?” Mary spluttered.

“I used to watch the FCBA and I always loved it when some fighter like Brittany Daniel would do something ‘special’ in the post fight.” Ronda said as she wrapped the belt around her right fist.

Mary turned pale, but Ronda now seized her by the arm and led her to turnbuckle that overlooked the FPU side. Mary was thrust face-first against the turnbuckle and her right leg put up on one of the lower ropes, leaving her glutes defenseless.
Ronda then got drove her White Belted fist up into Mary’s right butt cheek and then the left. She liked to use the MEW lettering as target, until she decided to pull the fabric together in a wedgie that brought fresh gasps from Mary. She then pounded the White Belt into the bared flesh as Mary clutched the turnbuckle with gritted teeth. Her glutes danced and shivered under the bombardment. It was clear they would shortly be a mass of black and blue.

The SMACK! SMACK! SMACK! Continued until Mary was shuddering with each blow and great tears rolled down her bruised cheeks, though she only gasped and groaned in reaction to the blows. Then Ronda stepped back and removed the belt from her fist. She turned Mary around so that they were face to face. Mary was propped up against the turnbuckle and looked utterly drained her ordeal.

“I have to say you took that pretty well,” Ronda said, “maybe you enjoy it? Would you like me to do it some more?”

“Noooo!” It was a whispered moan that made Ronda smile.

“All right, I won’t, but you can have it back,” Ronda said hanging the belt around Mary’s neck.

Mary just looked at the blonde and said: “This isn’t over.”

“Oh good,” Ronda said, “but I think you’re done tonight.”

With that Ronda kicked Mary’s feet out from under her and Mary slid down to land hard on the canvas. Mary let out a shriek as her badly bruised butt took the impact and she rolled over on her side clutching at her aching posterior.

“Oh, my poor ass, my poor ass,” Mary moaned as the FPU corner people finally helped escape from the ring.

Ronda herself exited the ring to the cheers of the fans and straight into a hug from Big Sexy.

“You did it again, Ronda, you are amazing!” Big Sexy told her.

“Of course, boss, why do you think you signed me!” Ronda replied. Big Sexy and the whole SWO team laughed.

Across the ring, Skip was able to reach Beth Harnois as she and her battered crew headed for the dressing.

“That was quite a show, Beth—anything you’d like to say?” Skip asked.

“I’m glad I won,” Beth said, “ but it’s frustrating those girls keep beating so many of us. But we’re not quitting! We’ll beat them yet!”

Skip nodded. It had been another wild SWO event with results that probably surprised a good many people. However he had no doubt whatever that it had been a crowd pleasure for those in the arena and those watching the PPV feed. He couldn’t help wondering what would happen next around here.