SWO Wednesday Warfare
Posted by SWO Wendsday Warfare on August 1, 2013, 11:35 am
Sexy: What better way to celebrate our win over Foxy Punchers United than a diva dukeout?! Idol rumble TONIGHT! POW POW! COMMENTS ON THE WAY!
Carrie: This isn't a dance competition twit. Its boxing. Punches not numbered paddles. Its clobbering time skank. Ding Ding! Whack Whack! THUD. GET READY GIRL! TONIGHT THE THUNDER ROLLS! WHAT?! THE THUNDER ROLLS! LETS GET PUNCHY TRAMP!
Kellie: Here's the thing. Emmy Jones was a bully. She picked on me and challenged me to fight. She came to my back yard and saw A RING. A BOXING RING. MY DADDY TAUGHT ME TO CONTROL MY ANGER AND BRING IT TO THE RING. EMMY LOST THAT DAY. TONIGHT SO WILL YOU. AMERICAN IDOL. DANCING CHAMP. KEEPER OF YOUR DEFEATED STREAK. PUT EM UP! IMA FOX TROT ON YO FACE SUCKAH! WOOP WOOP!
Sexy: I love this! Joining me tonight is " THE TINY TERROR" ARIANNA " GOLDEN GLOVES" GRANDE!
Grande: Yay! I fight the winner!
Sexy: Sugar you already thumped and dumped Captain Kangaroo! Not that I don't love the care bears undies...ahem
Grande: Yay Sunshine Bear! Brought Shiny and Sparkly with me too! Come on suckahs! Who want some?!
Sexy: NOT CLARE BOWEN! LMAO
Grande: that's one tough Aussie! But I lassoed that chick! OOH! HERE COMES KELLIE! YAY! CAN I FIGHT HER?! PLLLEASSSE?!
Sexy: Not tonight Shorty! Carrie dancing down the aisle to before he cheats. Nice self promotion...SHEESH! LILLY! GIT ER DONE!
Garcia: IN THIS CORNER...WEARING LAVENDAR LACE BIKINIS AND HALTER TOP...BROWN OLD SCHOOL GLOVES..KEELLLIE" PUNCHIN PIXIE" PICKLER! AND HER OPPONENT...IN THE PUNCHIN POWDER BLUE TANKINI AND POWDER BLUE TUFFWEAR GLOVES....CAAARRRIEEE" OKLAHOMA THHHUUUNNDERRR" UNNNNDERRWOOOOD!
Sexy: Gloves touched....mouthpieces in! Lets get punchy y'all! There's the bell! Underwood rapid fire making Kellie trade with her! Windmilling by both back and forth! These two are dealing girl!
Grande: YAY! I LOVE SLUG OUTS! I CALL WINNER!
Sexy: Dually noted kiddo. The ladies circling each other volleying for position! Carrie working the body as Kellies jabs the counterpunch at Underwood's right eye! Pickler using defense to get inside! Pixie popping away as Carrie rifles combos to the body!
Grande: Underwood's telegraphing her punches! Pixie did her homework! Gloves high for both as they work the body! Neither lady giving an inch!
Grande: I'd love to fight either of These tramps! I'm the better Singer and boxer!
Sexy: YES YOU ARE. AND CUTER!
Grande: AWWWWW! If Ronda wouldn't break me I'd kiss you!
Sexy: SHE WOULD THOUGH. OOH! CARRIES DOWN!
Grande: What a left cross! She led with her hip though. Easy to counter if you're ready for it!
Sexy: Up at 5 and Underwood swings wildly missing her haymaker! Pickler thumping to the ribs then pivots the uppercut into her chin! Kellie on the ropes following her lowered guard! Pickler digging into the ribs and face as Underwood covers up! Her guard is down! Pixie rapid fire and vicious as Carrie slides down the ropes! Pickler with another knockdown!
Grande: GET UP YOU SISSY! WINNERS DONT QUIT AND QUITTERS DONT WIN! YA SISSY!
Sexy: 7..8..
Grande: UP! SISSY!
Carrie Underwood heard her...something inside agreed. All her detractors, jealous haters! Why did she care? Get up and knock this skank out.....NOW!
Sexy: She's up! That was 9 and a half! She's....motioning her to hit her?! Swing and a miss by Pixie! Left cross by Carrie! Another miss by a ducking Underwood as she lands a right uppercut! Left and a right! Again! Kellie Pickler bounces into the ropes! Underwood rapid fire! The crowd screaming!
Grande: PUNCH CARRIE PUNCH!
Sexy: KELLIE WOBBLY! VICIOUS PUNCHING BY CARRIE! PICKLER DROPS HER GUARD! MORE RAPID FIRE! PICKLER FALLS FORWARD! BELLY FLOP!
GRANDE: AND STAY DOWN!
SEXY: 3..4.5..
GRANDE: SHES GOT HER!
SEXY: 6..7..8..9..
GRANDE: 10! OKLAHOMA THUNDER SCORES! |
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