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9 August 2013 Anna Kendrick vs Amanda Seyfried

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Posted by simguy on August 9, 2013, 9:18 am

BEFORE: Pushing and shoving in prefight as Amanda attempts to welcome Kendrick to the FCBA in style...Anna refusing to be bullied. "My guys have told me what to expect from girls like Amanda," Kendrick says all frowning and determined. "They're not going to get to me. If Amanda wants to be tuff, she should save it for the ring, because she's gonna need all the tuff she can get!"

Seyfried grinning at the prospect of snacking on Anna...big-name blonde-girl very confident of victory. "Don't bet the over, guys," Amanda snarks at podium. "This girl's not going to be in the FCBA very long - I can tell. Girls think they can help their careers by getting in the ring, but it's not for everybody. Kendrick's not a fighter - this is marketing for her, not competition. If I weren't in the FCBA, I'd be fighting smokers at Hooters, because I can't pass another girl without wondering if I have her attention and respect. That's a huge difference going into this fight!"

Amanda in pink bikini with ruffled bottoms; slick low-pony with pretty pink bow; white gloves. Kendrick in bright lime green bikini, with wide, lime-coloured sash tying off over her left hip - converting the bottoms into a hipster cut; white gloves; hair in perky high pony.

During R1: Romping punch-out for Amanda...she bounces into Anna, punching and bumping - Kendrick squealing - often turning 360 degrees as blonde girl's slugging and shoving. Anna belted about the ring - looking very amateurish in retreat, and fielding the odd heavy clout about her head that has ringsiders cheering. Seyfried all eyes a-blaze, chasing Anna down with rambunctious pursuit - but she's often sloppy, accidentally smothering herself and not placing punches in an otherwise very aggressive rout.

R2: Anna calms down - shock of the first round behind her, she shows a little Foxfire form as Amanda's hopping in. Anna shoving out the left jab to jug and ducking into the delivery - effect is to shunt Seyfried off-stride and slip free-swinging blonde receipts. Kendrick able to at first blunt the initial Seyfried charges, then take canvas via determined walking barrages...Kendrick with a cute little snarl on her lips as she slugs her way into Amanda's face, nudging blonde girl off balance, though not hurting her. Amanda sputtering, ineffective as Kendrick pre-empts and manages her...brunette wins her first round as a pro, sending her back to her corner all grinning and upbeat.

R3: Anna's confidence short-lived...she gets into a free-swinging exchange midring, accepting clobbering wallops upside the head, wobbling out of orbit, then dropping down to haunches-and-hands a minute in. Seyfried panting and rosy-cheeked, batting mitts together, jogging to neutral corner...sparkling eyes say: FINISH HER. Kendrick beats the count plucky, takes her 8, then gets stacked into ropes by onrushing Amanda. Seyfried greedily at Kendrick's breasts, feeding Anna her first jug-mugging...Kendrick curling to her left, cringing under assault at first, but then swinging back all hot-cheeked and angry! Anna K refusing to be punked...she's swinging back lusty off the ropes, bouncing mitts off blonde head and shoulders. Seyfried buffetted, but determined - she's timing punches in between Kendrick's swings; reaching out to push Kendrick into ropes; staying on Anna and slugging-with. Crowd-pleasing tyros belt away toe-to-toe without any apparent thought for self-preservation...gnashing teeth, blazing eyes at bell as ref steps in.

R4: Bumper-car slugging continues with Seyfried as aggressor, Kendrick as defiant little rebel. Amanda swinging with her whole body, carrying herself into Anna, pushing her into retreat, hopping her down. Kendrick whining and gasping - often turning around 360 as she's tumbled about the ring, drawing warnings for trying accidental spinning backfists. Anna rarely able to set her feet and compete, but when she does, Amanda's taking punishment...blonde girl facing into punches off her forehead, and both girls happy to scrub one another's jugs in hot-tossing rub-a-dub-dub sequences.

R5: Same again - Seyfried aggressively forward, slugging, pushing, pursuing. Kendrick belted about the ring, but taking a good shot, and offering stout resistance when she can. Fun and crowd-pleasing - girls rarely teeing off clean - it's more a constant hustle and bump of mitts on meaty little bodies, with Amanda getting the better of trade.

R6: Kendrick firming, standing her ground, crouching inside the loop of Amanda's haymakers, then coming up inside, scrubbing-jubblie hup-hup-hup, really working Seyfried over via a tight, thumbside up, side to side delivery. Amanda forced into retreat for the first time - her face showing distress...Kendrick stepping in strong jabs on her follow ups - reaching well behind herself with right hands and WALLOPING Amanda upside the head. SEYFRIED'S HURT! Amanda's right foot stomping too far forward, setting off a chain-reaction of over-compensations...she's stumbling around in confusion as Anna's lining her up for more! Kendrick scowling, loading up and pitching-righty so hard, her right (back) foot is skipping up off canvas. Seyfried belted about the ring - even taking shots in her back as she turns to her right - her face pinched, lips pursed, hands at shoulders with wrists bent back as she absorbs the clout! Romping bell to bell rout for Anna K...she hits hard enough to hurt, but can't get blonde girl off her feet...Seyfried bounced and harassed all around the ring - she's practically in tears at bell, partially from punishment, partially from disappointment!

R7: Romping, angry payback from Seyfried sees HER bully Kendrick around the ring, bouncing Anna off ropes, chasing Anna down. Kendrick panicked in spots - often needlessly as Amanda's often wide and wild...brunette sitting in ropes, forming face-in-gloves, allowing blonde girl to belt away to flanks/tummy. Amanda often working on a stooped-over Kendrick - blonde left hand on brunette right shoulder as Seyfried's right plows tummy underneath. Wrestling apart the guard along ropes, Amanda's exposing Anna's jubblies to scrubbing abuse - Seyfried often wrapping her left arm around Anna's head, holding her close while right hands plow rack. Ref issuing breaks, scoldings in equal measure...Amanda friskily back at her foe as Anna just can't muster offence.

R8: Fun bumper-car stuff continues...Seyfried hurtling into Anna - girls caroming off one another, then bouncing back in. Kendrick competing, but she's often overwhelmed, getting turned around, pushed in the back, chased down. Amanda warned for holding and hitting - using her left to corral Anna across the shoulders while the right claims jug and tummy. Round ends to the sight of Seyfried pushing Anna's face back against ropes, pounding right forearms into Anna's tits...ref pulls blonde girl away by her arm, gives her a good shake at bell.

R9: Kendrick's blood is up and SHE gets after Amanda this round! Anna hopping in, shoving straight, palm-down rights into Seyfried's tits - feeding her 3 or 4 in quick succession, then looping left arm around head for headlock. Amanda dragged out of her stance, pushed and bullied...blonde girl grunting with the effort of fighting her way off ropes; trading body blows or jubblie-scrub. Anna like a little pest, just constantly at Amanda...Seyfried never hurt or shocked, but she's off balance, overwhelmed in spots as Kendrick swarms for points.

R10: Exhausted little battlers mouthbreathing, but exuberant - they're back at it midring, jumping in punches, bouncing off one another, pushing each other in circles, hopping forward after any momentary collapse of the other's front. Sloppy insanity gradually going Seyfried's way...she's the more willful beauty, the tuffer, the more determined. Anna will land shots she's SURE will deter Amanda, only to find Seyfried coming on even stronger. Final minute largely Amanda shoving and slugging Anna at ropes...Kendrick showing face-in-gloves, giving up her flanks on the cheap to Amanda's full-bodied wallops. Bell: Seyfried all eyes flashing, chest heaving...she pounds out the UD10 victory over a surprisingly scrappy Anna K.

After: Girls still beaking in postfight when Amanda's hand is raised - officials eventually moving in to separate 'em as tempers flare. Not a bad debut for Kendrick against the more experienced blonde, but Amanda's not giving her little rival an ounce of credit. "She's terrible," Seyfried pouts furiously in postfight. "Plus she cheats. I can't tell you how many times she held and hit me, and she's pretty cheap with the forearms inside. I was way too much for her tonight, you could tell. She was drowning in there - had no answer for my power...it was just me beating her down, using her up all night long!"