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9 August 2013 Jennifer Lawrence vs Jessica Biel

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Posted by simguy on August 9, 2013, 9:32 am

BEFORE: "You know, we had originally scheduled the move against Biel for sometime next year," Lawrence admits in prefight, "but with the success I've had sweeping aside the old guard, I just said 'screw it - let's go!' Plus I don't think she's the same girl after Cassidy Freeman: we KNOW slamming punches to Jessi's body slows her down. Bottom line: I want Jessica Biel right now. I've got the Oscar she'll never have; I'm the highest paid actress in Hollywood - it's time to start pushing onto her turf and moving her to the margins. It's my time guys, not hers. Not anymore it isn't."

Biel outraged at Jennifer's high ambitions. "This is insane," Biel insists at podium. "They feed this girl celebrity-chum like Catherine Zeta Jones and they think she's ready for ME? Come on...she's like a dump-truck to my Ferrari. I'm gonna slice this kid up - I'm gonna embarrass her. If this was the Hunger Games for real, you guys know which one of us would be getting out alive, and it ain't the Kentucky bumpkin!"

JLaw in ice blue bikini with a bit of hip; long blonde hair in high-pony with scrappy bangs framing face; white gloves. Biel in beige lace bra; stretch-terry bikini briefs in horizontal bars of hot pink and white; black gloves; long brown hair shower-damp and kinked.

During R1: Lawrence all business - stepping-to Jessi; jabbing her to ropes; feeding a thudding right to breadbasket, then working hard from there. Lawrence leaning in, using her hands to pull Biel's wrists down, then chopping short, clubbing blows head-and-chest. Biel under threat, getting punished...she's bumping-pate with Lawrence, pushing with her, but not doing much punching. Biel squirting out to the side along ropes at times, but Jen's pursuit pretty adept: jab keeping Jessica pinned to ropes so Jen can muscle her way back on top. Good bell to bell pressure from blonde girl a wake-up call for the "Ferrari"...Jessica's going to need to be better.

R2: Jessica's better. Springy footwork; clockwise, circular pivots and hop-steps. Twitchy shoulder feints set up slashing left uppercut leads/sudden straight rights...Lawrence wide-eyed, on her back (right) foot as Biel starts to dazzle. Blonde blocking defence solid, but her reactions too slow to counter effectively...Jessica able to dart in and out, dictate ring-position and control terms bell to bell.

R3: Series of hooks beats at Biel's right flank and noggin - not hurting her, but driving her ropeside early. Jess sets up pocket, looking to swat and swipe away off ropes: Jen reaches in, pulls the defences down, gets all beefy on Biel in a phone booth. Girls grinding away, shoulders working hard...out of the scrum, Jen fits a brutal, short right hand in under Jessi's left breast: HEART PUNCH! Sob of distress, Jessica Biel and SHE'S DOWN! Biel gasping on all fours: Jen beaming, strutting to neutral corner well proud of herself. Cringing 8, Jess Biel: she digs in on apron, right at her chin/left across her gut/ropes at her back for support as HERE COMES JLAW! Lawrence wading in, pawing her jab, reaching in to pull at Jessica's arms, muscling apart the defences...meanwhile Biel's being supple in the pocket, dipping side to side, licking uppercuts/swat-chopping right hands with a tight, elbows-in configuration. Clipping left uppercut/swatting overhand right unhinges Lawrence's knees...she's momentarily rocked while Biel rechambers her left and LEFT UPPERCUT PUTS LAWRENCE DOWN! Chin-clipped blonde girl pitches forward onto her knees, arms in ropes as Jessica sidesteps...Biel bellowing in triumph as it's Lawrence's turn to rally shabby off the deck! Blinking 8 JLaw - here comes Jessica...they lean in pate to pate and start swappin' harm! Jen grimacing, punching her way into Jessica's ribs/tummy via short, pumping lefts and rights - blonde shoulders working hard, fists bouncing off toned Biel-meat. Jess mouthbreathing, chop-clouting either hand to Jen's jaw lines, then trying to fit her chin for licking uppercuts underneath. Jen able to trudge forward a step or two before being forced back onto the apron...brutal frontal assault takes its toll on both women. Short hook to brisket takes Biel's breath away, leaving her double-clutching on the spot...Lawrence rechambers her hook, digs it to liver, doubles it to liver and BLONDE GIRL DOWN! Biel sobbing as legs give way...she stumbles forward into Lawrence, looping arms around blonde thighs/buns, then sliding down the length of Jen's body as Lawrence staggers back into ropes. Jennifer bawling down: "YOU'RE HURT!" Biel sniveling in protest - ref pulling Jen out of there, sending her to neutral corner. Weepy 8, Jess Biel: she's cringing against ropes, keeping elbows in to protect battered ribs...HERE COMES JEN! Lawrence flat-footed, open-mouthed, left shoulder forward...she paws her jab, bobs on the spot to slip Biel's desperate receipts, doubles a flicking little double-jab at Jessi's eyeline, then TUCKS that right hand in under Biel's left breast! Biel: "UH-H!" spits her mouthpiece as her left knee fails/touches down...Jessica sobbing in pain; bell sounds - ref bodying seething blonde-girl back as Lawrence roars in exultation!

R4: Devastating 3rd round robs Biel of her legs...she's sliding along ropes, showing right hand at left cheek/left across her gut. Siege of Jess Biel continues...Lawrence wading in, pounding the biceps, reaching under the arms, bodying Jessi deep to ropes for ref's break. More Lawrence - the softening bombardment to biceps; shoving blows to brisket/breadbasket/ribs, then she's reaching in, prying Jessi's defences apart like shucking a clam, bodying up, making Jess take weight. Biel's faced pinched...she's getting bludgeoned, but answering back in spots...snappy, swiping hooks/uppercuts from Jess still a danger to Lawrence in spots.

R5,6,7: Trudging brutality, grim determination from Lawrence. She knows Jessica's hurt-to-body - it's a matter of pouring on the attrition, getting Jessi's reserves committed, using her up. Biel hollow-eyed, stressed...she can't get out from underneath Lawrence at ropes - it's a matter of grinding with Jen, fighting her fight, trying to sting her with snappy licks from either mitt. Beating off Lawrence's attacks a constant drain on Biel's legs...team Lawrence knows it, directing their girl to drive in on torso, beat those ribs. Brawny girls laying in - left shoulders rubbing and bullying offending breasts - hands pushing at hips/ribs as girls writhe for position. Lawrence the rougher beauty - palm-pushing Jessi's face back; delivering brutal forearms in tight to jug, despite referee's barked warnings. Jen working hard at keeping Jessica's buns on ropes...Lawrence just reducing Jessi's brawny torso with constant body contact; short, clubbing punches in tight. Biel snatching back in spots with that flashy, swiping delivery of hers, but there's not a lot of stopping leverage as balance-of-battle favours Jen. Each round sees Lawrence push up off slumping Jess, stomp back to her corner all flashing-eyes, tight-lips, angry-buttocks. Jessica fighting on pride, willing herself to keep competing despite the constant grind of Jen, but without legs, it's just meat on meat attrition in Lawrence's favour.

R8: Biel groaning, clinching off the ropes when Jen pumps tummy hup-hup-hup...Lawrence accepting Biel into her arms, bodying her into ropes, pushing her face, getting hips back for separation underneath, then plowing back into cringing beef. Jessica sleepy, mouth open, either cheek resting on either Lawrence shoulder as blonde girl maintains her oppression...Biel's punches reduced to pushing bumps against Jen's tummy, or slapping swats across breasts in tight. Short, brawny right uppercuts from Lawrence in close pick Jessica up groggy - pretty face stunned, eyes closed, eyebrows arched high...she swoons to her right, draping her head and arms on top ropes like a kid putting her head on her desk in school, showing her back to the ring! Lawrence hot to finish, steps to her left to a position off Jessi's left flank...blonde right hand at brunette lower back, resting atop the horsey ride of Biel's muscular buttocks; blonde left hand starts shoving up and in, up and in, working tummy as Biel's stooped forward onto ropes. Nothing back from Jessica...she's just grunting-and-sponging on the spot as Lawrence digs gut; Jessi's magnificent backside shuddering with quit...blonde girl with weight on left leg, just tucking-in and JESSICA GOES DOWN! Total system failure...Biel ragdoll as her legs give way, spilling her to her back off ropes, hands up above head, face all clammy/pale as she mumbles in submission. KO8 in bruising fashion, Jennifer Lawrence!

AFter: Brutal victory Lawrence's finest yet...decisive third round robbed Biel of all her advantages as Jen makes the fight be about beef, heart. "The heartpunch was huge for us tonight," Jen grins wearily in postfight. "That started the paralysis in her body and started to take her legs away...after that, it was just a matter of piling on. She's got a ton of pride...nobody could have blamed her if she'd quit after the third, but she made me come at her; made me finish her. It's obviously a huge accomplishment for me: pushing Biel out of the way makes me one of the dominant figures at the weight. All I need is the title, guys. With the title, the Oscar, the highest-paid status...there won't be any argument about my dominance any more!"