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14 August 2013 Ariana Grande vs Victoria Justice

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SWO Wednesday Warfare

Posted by SWO Wednesday Warfare on August 14, 2013, 6:22 pm

COZ: WELL HERES A BORING FIGHT! Blah blah blah rivalry...blah blah blah.

Sexy: Ladies and Gentlemen I'm joined by Miranda Cosgrove, who can provide knowledge to this fight. Sup COZ?

COZ: I want the winner next week! I wanna get fighty son!

Sexy: Ya never know! On to comments!

Victoria: (talking as Mr. Glovey) I WUV PUNCHING UNTALENTED HAGS! SHE MISSED ME! TONIGHTS A SWUMBER PARTY THOUGH! YAY! Seriously cartoon britches?! You want me? I'm coming to bully you AGAIN.

Grande: Mr. Glovey, meet Shiny and Sparkly. Born to pummel overrated ZOE 101 REJECTS WHO WILL NOT BE VICTORIOUS! THE TINY TERROR IS COMING. BOOM BIP POW! HOW YA LIKE ME NOW?!

COZ: WOW. IMPRESSIVE.

SEXY: Here comes Victoria! The crowd is wild tonight!

COZ: its very simple. Justice brawls. Punches until her opponent collapses. Violent, tough...the total package!

Sexy: the lights dim....panterra blares....strobe lights guide the tiny terror to ringside! All business as she scowls at you!

COZ: KEEP WALKIN TURKEY! ILL CLUB YA!

Sexy: Cool Down kiddo! Lilly?

Garcia: in this corner.....wearing tiger print orange and black string bikinis, orange tankini top, and tiger print gloves...."
VVVICIOUSSSSS" VIIICTORRRIIAA JUUUSSTTICCCEEE! And her opponent....THE TINY TERROR! WEARING YELLOW CARE BEARS BIKINIS....TANKINI TOP.....AND GOLD SEQUINED GLOVES....AAAARRRIANNNNA" GOLDENNNNN GLOVESSS" GRRRRANNNNNDEEEEE!

Sexy: WOAH! PUNCHES BEING THROWN! THEY ARE WIRED! BOTH LADIES TO THEIR CORNERS! MOUTHPIECES IN AS TINY GROWLS! THERES THE BELL!

Okay, lets dance Vikki....still trying to fake the left to set up the right cross...duck, left right to the body...duck...body shots! Sidestep! Right cross! Sparkly! Shiny! Ouch! Missed the overhand left coming! Another! Oof! Nice uppercut tramp!

Justice: YEAH! TIME FOR MR. GLOVEY BIMBO!

OUCH! DAMNIT! OFF THE ROPES! OOF! BODY SHOTS HURT.....UGGH....

Sexy: Down goes Grande! Vicious sequence by Justice!

COZ: She's out! Count damn you!

Sexy: Up at 8! Close! Ariana getting outboxed by the taller Victoria!

Come on! Oof! Ugh! Wwwait...she blinks as the left fires! Sidestep pow! Sidestep pop pop! Duck! SHAZAM kaboom! Wobble you tramp! Uh uh uh! Duck! Pow pow! Duck! Boom boom! Yes! Punchy duck face!

COZ: WHAT?! DID THAT CARTOON BRITCHES WEARING DOPE JUST...

Sexy: YUP! JUSTICE DOWN! 1..2..3..4..

COZ: UP HOE!

SEXY: 5..6..7..

COZ: GET THE HELL UP!

SEXY: BARELY UP! SHES SMILING?!

Why is she...oof! Gotta move....ugh!

Sexy: TINY TERROR DOWN AGAIN! WHAT A LEFT CROSS!

COZ: get her Vikki! Count ref!

Come on kid... Mr. Glovey has a date with the girls! Shiny! Duck! Sparkly! Sidestep! Shiny sparkly! Duck! Shiny sparkly! Sidestep uh uh! Duck pow pow! Pow pow! Shiny sparkly! Duck! Punchy duck face! Wham!

COZ: NO! MOVE IT JUSTICE! NOT LIKE THIS!

SEXY: 4..5..6..7.

COZ: GET UP TRAMP!

SEXY: 8..9...

COZ: DAMN.

SEXY: 10! TINY TERROR IS BAWLING! SHE DID IT! WAIT! HERE SHE COMES COZ!

GRANDE: NEXT WEEK! YOU AND ME! WONDER WOMAN MATCH!

COZ: ABSOLUTELY. BRING. ......

GRANDE: GO TO SLEEP SKANK!