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14 August 2013 Cat Bell vs Ronda Rousey

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SWO Wednesay Warfare

Posted by SWO Wednesday Warfare on August 15, 2013, 2:20 pm,

Sexy: The OLD guard vs. The NEW guard...tradition squaring off with the new blood....Cat bell has slayed numerous SWO contenders y'all. However, she's got ROWDY RONDA ROUSEY.MARY ELIZEBETH WINSTEAD. MANDY MOORE. GINA LEE NOLIN. BEATEN. NEXT! COMMENTS!

Cat: You say I'm old....I say I'm peaking. A new start, whatever. Time to go to the woodshed little girl. I don't box in stripper garb for just anyone!

Ronda: I..MUST...DESTROY...YOU. WE DONT WORK AT BUILD A BEAR! YOUVE CAUSED ENOUGH SWO DAMAGE! ITS LEGEND KILLER 30!

Sexy: With me tonight is Miesha Tate. Girl, you know Ronda well. What's her most dangerous skill?

Tate: Her armbar LOL. None of that tonight though, you know?

Sexy: YUP. SHE DID KNOCK YOU OUT THOUGH.

Tate: Awwww! Cheerleader for the Amazon. How cute!

Sexy: uh huh. Here comes Cat! Nancy Sinatra sings as Ms. Bell heads to the ring. The academy threw her to the wolves MIESHA!

Tate: You're underestimating her ALOT.

Sexy: THE STROBE LIGHTS. THE FOG. DEATH BEFORE DISHONOR ROARING...GOOSEBUMPS.

TATE: She's impressive, but her arrogance might hurt her tonight!

Sexy: LILLIAN! DO THE THING!

Garcia: IN THIS CORNER..THE LEGEND....FCBA HALL OF FAMER.....DANCING AROUND IN THE LAVENDAR LACE BIKINIS, BRA, AND GLOVES...CAT " BOOOM BOOOOM" BEEELLLLL! AND HER OPPONENT...FIGHTING IN THE TURQUIOSE STRING BIKINIS CAM NEWTON BELLY SHIRT, AND BLACK GLOVES....RRRROOWWDY ROOONDAAAA RRRROUUUUSSSSEYYY!

Sexy: Classy hug exchanged and mouthpieces in..Buckle Up Knuckle Up! There's our bell!

Tate: MY bell comes out swinging! BOTH LADIES SWAPPING LEATHER! CAT POUNCING AT ANY BODY PART THATS AVAILABLE!

SEXY: TOE TO TOE! RONDA CLINCHES BUT GETS PUSHED OFF! BOOM! HUGE RIGHT HOOK BY BELL! ROUSEY TO ONE KNEE AND MET WITH A STRAIGHT LEFT TO GO!

TATE: STAY DOWN BIOTCH! I mean..get up Ronda we need you...

Sexy: Rousey up at 7 charging Bell but she sidesteps and slings body shots to her followed by a straight left! Overhand right! Rousey Sprawled!

Tate: YEAH GIRL! BEAT THAT ASS!

Sexy: MIESHA. BE NICE. WOAH! SHES UP AND BEGGING CAT BELL FOR MORE! STRAIGHT LEFT! ROUSEY GOES TO THE BODY! CAT BLASTS THE OVERHAND RIGHT! ROUSEY WAVING HER ON! LEFT BY CAT! ROUSEY RESPONDS AS THEY DEAL CENTER RING! RIGHT HOOK BY RONDA FOLLOWED BY A STRAIGHT LEFT! BELL ON ONE KNEE! ROUSEY RETURNS THE FAVOR VICIOUSLY! BELL COLLAPSES!

TATE: CHEAP SHOT! WHAT THE HELL?!

Sexy: CAT UP AT 8! SHOOTOUT! ROUSEY POUNCES! RIFLING SHOTS TO THE BODY! RIGHT UPPERCUT! CATS ROCKED! LEFT CROSS! RIGHT HOOK! STRAIGHT LEFT! CAT BELL FLOPS!

TATE: GET UP CAT! GET UP!

SEXY: 5..6.....7!

TATE: UP GIRL!

SEXY: 8! 9! SHES UP! RONDA ROUSEY LEAPS INTO A SUPERGIRL RIGHT! NIGHT NIGHT!

TATE: VICIOUS SHOT!

SEXY: 3..4..5..

TATE: SHES NOT GETTING UP! 6..7..

SEXY: WHAT A WAR! 8..9! 10! DAMN WHAT A SHOT! THE REPLAY SHOWS THE SUPERGIRL PUNCH HEARD ROUND THE CASA!

TATE: I'd love another crack at her!

Sexy: HATER.