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22 August 2013 Christy Hemme vs Clare Bowen

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SWO WEDNESDAY WARFARE

Posted by SWO Wendsday Warfare on August 22, 2013, 10:43 am

Sexy: ALRIGHTY THEN! THE BENCHES ARE FULL! THE BATTLELINES DRAWN! SWORD DEBUTS TONIGHT GOING HEAD TO HEAD WITH FPU! SWORD GOES WITH BLACK SILK PANTIES WITH TURQUIOSE SKULLS SEQUINED AND LACE TRIM WITH SWORD IN SILVER GLITTER ON FRONT, THEIR NAME ON BACK...BLACK UA SPORTS BRA..TURQUIOSE GLOVES. FPU WEARING WHITE SILK WITH RED LACE AND FPU ON THEIR BUTTS....RED GLOVES, WHITE UA SPORTS BRAS! LILLY!

GARCIA: FIGHTING FOR FPU.....CLLLLLOBBERRIN TIIIME CLARRRRE BOOOOWENNNN! AND REPRESENTING SWORD....CHRRRISTYYYY THHHE HAAAMERRRR HEEEMMMEEEE!

Sexy: Mouthpieces in....WOW! A GLOVE TOUCH! IMPRESSIVE! My guest tonight is the stunning Jennifer Garner and THE TINY TERROR! CARTOON BRITCHES YALL!

Garner: a pleasure big man! There's the bell! Trading center ring!

Grande: Clare hits hard! She's one tough Kangaroo!

Sexy: Loving the classic my little pony undies kid! As always wearing the golden gloves!

Grande: OOH! BINGO CAUGHT HER!

Garner: Clare has HEMME staggered! Blasting away at the ribs and stomach in the corner! Hemme covering up but Bowen tags her on the chin! Christy down! 1! 2! 3!

Grande: Up comes rumbling red! Dancing around with the jab! That's the stuff!

Sexy: kiddo why'd you call her bingo?

Grande: because when she hits you believe me you're aware! If Garner hit that hard shed be dangerous!

Garner: I DO. AND I AM. BE CAREFUL TWIT.

Grande: AWWWWWW TEMPA TEMPA BIG GIRL!

Sexy: WOAH! SLOW DOWN YALL. HEMME LANDS A NICE LEFT HOOK! ANOTHER! PISTON LIKE LEFTS AND RIGHTS LANDING VICIOUSLY! BOWEN CLINCHES AND GETS PUSHED OFF! BIG LEFT! RIGHT HAYMAKER CONNECTS! BOWEN ON HER FPU!

Grande: WOOHOO! NICE RED! SHES ON FIRE!

Garner: She has zero defense. A BRAWLER LIKE YOU SMURFETTE.

Ariana: YUP. I WHOOPED BOWEN TOO. HAVE YOU MET SHINY AND SPARKLY?

Garner: I WOULD DISMANTLE YOU TOOTS.

Sexy: THEYRE TRADING CENTER RING! BACK AND FORTH! AS USUAL BOTH TOUGH AS NAILS! BOWEN WITH A RIGHT HOOK! LEFT CROSS! STRAIGHT RIGHT! SWING AND A MISS WITH THE BOLO! HEMME SIDESTEPS AND SCORES TO THE RIBS! BODY SHOT AGAIN! HUGE UPPERCUT! OVERHAND RIGHT! CLARE INTO THE ROPES! 1 MINUTE LEFT! SUPERGIRL MISSES! BOWEN MISSES THE LEFT CROSS! HEMME SCORES! SUPERGIRL! BIG LEFT CROSS! BOWEN DROPS! 1! 2! 3!!

Garner: COME ON CLARE! ON YOUR FEET!

GRANDE: 6! 7! 8!

GARNER: SHES UP! SHES UP! OOOOHHHH!

Sexy: YUP. SHES DOWN. VICIOUS SUPERGIRL AGAIN!

Grande: WANNA FIGHT WHEN YOUR GIRL GETS COUNTED OUT?

Garner: IF I MATCHED MY GIRLS ID BE GLAD TO!

Sexy: 8! 9! 10! HEMME wins! Jen I'd be glad to sign it for next week!

Garner: SURE. WHY NOT. IM GOING TO KILL YOU STUBBY.

Grande: UH HUH. THE BIGGER THEY ARE......