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23 August 2013 Maria Kanellis vs Mary Elizabeth Winstead

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SWO FIGHTFEST

Posted by SWO FIGHTFEST on August 24, 2013, 9:44 pm

Sexy: UH...WHO WON?

BETH: ARE YOU HIGH?! THEY HAVENT FOUGHT YET.

SEXY: UH HUH. FIVE FIGHTS. SWO HAS 3 WINS. AGAIN....WHO WON?

Beth: SHUT UP.

SEXY: QUICK ON YOUR FEET AS ALWAYS MY DEAR. HERE COMES KILLSHOT! MARIA IS VERY TALENTED!

BETH: YUP, BUT SHE HAS A LARGE TASK AHEAD OF HER. MARY WINSTEAD IS A BEAST!

SEXY: IT DOESNT MATTER. WE ALREADY WON. LILLY?

Beth: NO! ENOUGH! YOU ARROGANT LOWLIFES DONT DESERVE TO BE HERE! NOTHING MORE THAN CARNIVAL WHORES! DOPEY PRICE IS RIGHT MODELS! MMA FREAKS! WRESTLING ENTERTAINMENT SKANKS! HOW THE HELL DO YOU CONTINUE TO BEST US! WERE BETTER THAN YOU!

SEXY: SLOW DOWN MS. HARNOIS! WE ARENT LUCKY! WERE THAT GOOD! THIS FCBA HAS GONE STALE WITHOUT US! WE CAME BACK TO SAVE IT! AND WE STARTED WITH YALL! THEYRE SCARED TO GIVE US FCBA FIGHTS!

As they argue, Ronda Rousey comes out and levels Beth Harnois, causing FPU to charge her bringing out SWO! ALL HELL HAS BROKEN LOOSE!

Posted by SWO FIGHTFEST on August 25, 2013, 9:55 am, in reply to "Maria Kanellis vs. Mary Elizebeth Winstead"

Sexy: Were back after quite the scuffle but THE SHOW MUST GO ON! I HAVE A DEAL FOR YOU BETH.

BETH: IM LISTENING

SEXY: IF YALL WIN THE NEXT 2 FIGHTS ILL LET YOU FIGHT FOR A CHANCE TO WIN OUR FESTIVITIES. YOU LOSE THOUGH....AND ALL MEMBERS OF PLP FIGHT HERE NEXT WEEK

BETH: THEY ARENT SCARED OF YOU!

SEXY: UH HUH. YES OR NO?

BETH: HELL YES! AS LONG AS I GET IN ON THE ACTION!

SEXY: DONE DEAL! THE GALS ARE READY! LILLY?

GARCIA: REPRESENTING THE TRAMPS OF FPU....MARY ELIZEBETH WINSTEAD. AND....FIGHTING FOR SWORD......MMMMARRRRIAAAA KIIIILLLSHOOOOT. KAAANEEEELLLLIIIISS!

BETH: HOW ABOUT I FIGHT LILLIAN GARCIA?

SEXY: YOUR FUNERAL. MOUTHPIECES IN....LETS GET ROWDY!MARIA GOES FOR THE SUPERGIRL AND MISSES! OOOOHH! WINSTEAD PUTS HER WEIGHT BEHIND A SICK RIGHT HOOK! MARIAS DOWN!

BETH: OH SHELL GET UP. TRUST ME.

SEXY: 3! 4! GET UP MARIA!

BETH: 5...HEY SHES NOT MOVING! 6!

SEXY: MARIA! UP! 7!

BETH: 8! 9! STAY DOWN YOU TRAMP! 10! 10! 10! WOOOHOOOO!

SEXY: SON OF A b###h! SERIOUSLY?! I TOLD HER NOT TO UNDERESTIMATE THIS CHICK! RONDA DID TOO! BOOOOOO! WHORE!

BETH: WOOP WOOP! THUMP DAY!

SEXY: YEAH.....CLEVER........I HOPE GEICO SUES YOU!