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24 August 2013 Cheryl Cole vs Cristina Scabbia

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BBU STABLE WAR: GIRLS ALOUD VS LATIN UNION

(Girls Aloud vs Latin Union)

Posted by Alli Kear on August 24, 2013, 7:42 am

Cheryl Cole finds herself in the position of trying to stop the Latin Union girls from beating her and her bandmates 5 – 0, after her four colleagues have each succumbed to their big-punching opponents.

The girl looking to drive home the French-Italian advantage tonight is 41 year old Milanese singer Cristina Scabbia, and she is very much looking forward to this fight with the sexy English girl, and expects to beat her, and beat her well. Cheryl is also confident she can knock her opponent out, and deny the opposing team the opportunity to take that humiliating 5 – 0 win.

Cristina is first into the ring, looking fine in her black leather bikini, and she struts the ring, waiting for Cheryl, who appears in a scarlet silk bra and pants outfit, fight fans licking their lips at the prospect of this bout.

Round 1

Cheryl’s straight into the attack, forcing Cristina to backpedal early on, and the Italian doesn’t like this too much, but won’t defend – she just smacks Cheryl with three solid left hooks to the face, then gives her a right uppercut, and now it’s Cole moving backwards, covering up a little. Cristina’s getting her punches home, but Cheryl’s fighting back hard now, and she’s snapping the Italian’s head back with her jab, looks for a bigger punch – but gets a couple of hard shots in her ribcage, a left and a right, and she’s been hurt now, steps back and finds herself getting leathered to the body, the home fans cheering Cristina on as she tucks into the younger girl’s flanks til the bell.

Round 2

Cheryl looks to have recovered , and she’s at Cristina quickly with her solid jabs, rocking the older girl backwards again, and she’s starting to move her about. Scabbia looks a little red-faced as she finds herself backed into the ropes, but Cole can’t land a heavy enough punch to discourage her from fighting back, and she again eats that Cristina left hook, the punches landing hard to her pretty face, turning her around and putting her on the ropes. Cheryl clinches, waits for the referee to intervene, then stands off a little more to jab at Cristina from distance, her gloves continuing to redden the older girl’s skin, but she isn’t getting close enough to hurt her just now, just out-box her.

Round 3

And now Cristina gets the message! She’s off her stool quickly this time, and she’s got her left glove smacking into Cheryl’s body – Cole squeaks as the punches land, and a hard right to the jaw staggers the Brit, who half sits on the ropes, but recovers as Scabbia gets in close, even though she has to take a battering to her ribs from the older girl, who is now intent on slowing her visitor down, softening her up quite beautifully with solid blows, Cheryl doing what she can to clinch, but being pushed around, her efforts to hold dismissed by Cristina, who now wipes Coles’ face to the right, then to the left, then to the right again, and this is looking bad for the Brit as a cruel little bump starts to grow on her right cheekbone, the younger girl looking shabby at the bell.

Round 4

Cheryl’s cornermen groan as Cristina gets stuck into their girl immediately, battering her body before she’s even got out of her corner, and she whistles an uppercut past her face before planting a hard left on Cheryl’s right tit, making the girl’s eyes water, then she bats her head to and fro again, Cole having to clinch, her eyes squeezed shut. Again the referee parts the girls, and it’s Cheryl who lands the first punch when they resume, a good right to Cristina’s body – but the older girl just seems to grin at Cole, and now she rips into her with that stunning left hook, causing Cheryl more discomfort – another one to the ribs, then the face again, and Cheryl’s down on the canvas, shaking her head slowly to clear it, and up at 8. Cristina wants to finish Cheryl off, and she thuds another good left into the Brit’s body, smacks her on that badly swelling cheek with another – but the bell saves Cole from defeat in this round.

Round 5

Cheryl’s right eye is almost swollen shut, but her pride won’t let her stay on her stool, and she faces Cristina again, the Italian looking like she’s ready to celebrate victory in style now, as she crashes a couple of bruising shots into Cheryl’s face, a little spray of blood escaping from her nose as well, and she staggers backwards, legs turning to jelly. This isn’t going to last much longer, and Cristina drills a left hook into Cheryl’s mouth top set her up for the finish, whips up an uppercut which connects with the Brit’s chin, and there’s no need for the referee to count to 10 – Cheryl Cole’s out!

Result: Cristina Scabbia knocked Cheryl Cole out in round 5.

So the final score is a humiliating Latin Union 5, Girls Aloud 0, and this margin of victory must surely be celebrated by the French and Italian girls.

Gail Kim, coach to Kears Kats, and therefore to Girls Aloud, is absolutely fuming, as she shouts, “Get me those girls contracts! Tear ‘em up! As from now, those five losers are not members of Kears Kats! Let another stable sign them if they want them! I’ve had enough of them!”

Cheryl Cole is back in the land of the living, but her cornermen have dispersed, and Cristina is free to march her around the ring for a walk of shame, pulls Cheryl’s head back by her hair, then places the sole of her boot in her back, sending her into the corner of the ring face-first.

Now Cristina calls out, “Bring ‘em all out!”

Slowly but surely, the other four victorious Latin Union girls emerge, each one having the Girls Aloud band member she has beaten on the end of a dog leash, and the girls join Cristina and Cheryl in the ring, Clara Morgane handing her friend another leash, which she fixes to Cheryl’s neck, and the Brit joins her battered bandmates on all fours, where, at the command of Elodie Frege, they start yapping to a brief medley of their songs. Clara Morgane announces, “Now these five biitches have been very, very naughty, and they must be punished, I think!” The leashes are removed, and each beaten girl bends over her tormentor’s knee, has her knickers tugged down to her knees, and her butt soundly thrashed, the fans cheering on their girls, who eventually take the five battered ones away, back to their villa where each of them will administer a special, and unforgettable punishment.

So Cheryl, Nadine, Sarah, Kimberley and Nicola are free agents – for now! A burly looking pair of guys have packed Gail Kim off in a limo with a sheaf of paperwork – what is happening at Kears Kats?