COVER: Charlize in a white bikini in one corner of a ring. Cat Bell in black in the other. HEADLINE IN RED: FCBA RIVALRIES ISSUE!

COVER STORY: No one in the FCBA has more rivals than The Golden Goddess, who always gets her opponent's "A" game, but, there's no doubt who the chief rogue in the gallery is these days, and it's "The Good Witch" herself!

MISHY vs. "THE CONQUEROR"! (Picture: Same ring. Michelle in a white bikini and Vanessa in black.) No, your eyes do NOT deceive you, Michelle Williams actually wears the white hat in her on-going war with Vanessa Hudgens, a rivalry in which Vanessa currently has the upper hand but is, according to our panel, FAR from over!

HAYDEN vs. SARAH! (Picture: Same ring. Hayden in white. Sarah in black.) There's no rivalry like an intra-stable rivalry, and there's no question Hayden Panettiere and Sarah Carter of Foxfire have one of the most-heated internal rivalries in the FCBA today. Our panel talks about what keeps the heat up between the two, and how management keeps a lid on it...for the most part, anyway.

AMANDA vs. BRIDGET! (Picture: Same ring. Amanda and Bridget, both in white.) Not all FCBA rivalries have a nasty streak, as the friendly, competitive duels between Amanda Righetti and Bridget Reagan prove!

ELISHA vs. MINKA! (Picture: Same ring. Elisha in black, Minka in white.) One of the most bitter of the FCBA's bantam rivalries is the war within Lookout! between Elisha Cuthbert and Minka Kelly, and our panel says that the constant struggle for stable supremacy may be hurting both fighters and opening the door for Emily Van Camp's ascendance.

CASSIE vs. BRENDA! (Picture: Same ring. Cassie in white, Brenda in black.) Cassie Scerbo is another fighter with her share of rivals, but the others have been shoved to the sidelines by stablemate Brenda Song!

JESSICA vs. KALEY! (Picture: Same ring. Biel in white, Cuoco in black.) The term "frenemies" could have been invented for Medallion beauties Jessica Biel and Kaley Cuoco, who sometimes work together, but more often are at odds!

RACHEL vs. NEVE! (Picture: Same ring. McAdams in white, Campbell in black.) There may not be a rivalry in the FCBA fueled by more hatred that Rachel McAdams and Neve Campbell. We review the fighters' long history with one another and discuss what the future holds for the pair!

NATALIE vs. MILA! (Picture: Same ring. Portman in white, Kunis in black.) The Swans have carved out a place at HISC despite the efforts of the pack, but, with that battle over, the struggle between Natalie Portman and Mila Kunis for Consortium flyweight supremacy is well underway!

KAT vs. KENDRA! (Picture: Same ring. Wilkinson in white, Dennings in black.) We're making no judgments here. Kat just likes black. OK, we're making ONE judgment here, and that is that the Kat Dennings/Kendra WIlkinson battle may not have the history of some others, but it has as much heat as any rivalry in the FCBA!

JAIME vs. CANDYCOLA! (Picture: Same ring. Pressly in black, Accola in white.) Candice Accola's two upset wins sent Jaime Pressly spiraling and the veteran hasn't recovered or forgotten!

GENA LEE vs. TRACTORPULL! (Picture: Same ring. Nolin alone in black. Smiling. Tearing a copy of Tractorpull in half.) No, you can't fight a magazine, but Big Bad Gena Lee and the FCBA's Magazine of Record have a hate/hate relationship worthy of any in FCBA history.

ADRIANA vs. THE MODELS! (Picture: Same ring. Lima in white. Upton, Decker, Rafaeli, Miller, and Swanepoel in black.) Beautiful Adriana Lima has clawed her way to the top of the model category, but there are plenty of jealous rivals looking to knock her off her throne!

JAMIE LYNN vs. JAMIE LYNN! (Picture: Same ring. Spears in one corner in white. Spears in the other corner in black.) No young flyweight debuted with more promise or higher expectations, but the weight of those expectations crushed Jamie Lynn Spears and at least interrupted and possibly ended her career!

JESSICA vs. THE FIELD! (Picture: Same ring. Lowndes in black. A photoshop of the rest of the flyweight division in white.) The beautiful, snarky Jessica Lowndes is making plenty of waves in the FCBA...and plenty of enemies among its flyweights!

JENNIFER vs. THE SHADOW! (Picture: Same ring. Lawrence in white. A dark shadow in the other corner.) Jennifer Lawrence has shot to the top level of the lightweight rankings in near-record time and appears to have as bright a future as anyone in the FCBA. But. Our panel says, no matter what she accomplishes, the shadow of the GOAT will always loom over her!

JMAC vs. FRONT STREET! (Picture: Same ring. McCarthy in black, hands up in front of her, ready to box. All of Front Street/Hour-Glass' fighters in the opposite corner in white.) She may be retired, but Jenny McCarthy's on-going war with Front Street Boxing is nowhere near finished, and, our panel says, as head trainer at Sceej, McCarthy is in a better position than ever to cause trouble for a man with a strange taste in head gear!

CASSIDY vs. THE WALL! (Picture: Same ring. Freeman in white pounding at a black wall.) The beautiful, tough, talented Cassidy Freeman is determined to break through into the very exclusive super-elite welterweight club, and our panel says she's just the girl to crash the party!

THE SECRET SOURCE: NO ONE SAFE AT RAMPANT! (Picture: The familiar black question mark on a green background.) HISC has the reputation of being the FCBA's most ruthless stable, but our source says Rampant Fighting may be about to claim the crown. "It's a revolving door over there," says The Source. "They signed Underwood and kicked her to the curb without a fight. They brought in Richards and she stumbled, and the next thing she knew, she was in the street. Nobody's safe, and everyone knows it. Including a lot of indie girls who'd love a shot at one of the Rampant jobs. There's a lot of talk around indie circles about targeting specific girls for defeat in hopes of getting management to fire them and open up parking spots. Don't be surprised when it happens again!"

POINTY'S CORNER: Ahh, Fall. The time for football and tailgating. And Poindexter Del Crunchy has tips on throwing the Ultimate Tailgate, whether it's at the game or in your own back yard!

ALSO: NATALIE DORMER talks the FCBA, who she plans to beat, and how she plans to do it! BLAST FROM THE PAST: JOANNA PETTET! The blonde British beauty did it all, film, television, being kidnapped by rebels in the Philippines...and, oh yes, fighting. She tells us all about her wars on the carpets and in the rings with starts like Jaclyn Smith, Heather Thomas, and even the epic jugging she took from Adrienne Barbeau! And, EMILIA CLARKE on why she's way hotter and way better than Natalie Dormer!