WEEKEND PPV - UNIFIED BANTAMWEIGHT TITLE

Posted by simguy on October 5, 2013, 10:19 am

BEFORE: "I can not WAIT to get into Laura's ribcage!" Olivia gushes in prefight, rubbing her hands together - eyes dancing. "I'm something of a collector of blondes as you know, and I've had my eye on this girl for a long time. I want that in my trophy case - not gonna lie. Menounos set the bar pretty high for Laura destruction, but I love a good challenge! Gonna get in there and bust this girl up. Gonna use up every last drop of Laura guys - this is going to be GREAT!"

Vandervoort scowling prettily, standing firm in the face of Olivia's considerable podium-heat. "I'm tuff," Laura reminds all-and-sundry. "My guys deliberately developed me on the beach where it's pounce or be pounced: I'm not punking just because Olivia's all anxious to get at me. I've been beating back girls like Munn my whole life, and this is just another one of those battles. I'm finally in position to get belts, and if Olivia thinks she can intimidate me into giving that up, she's going to be sorely mistaken. Emphasis on the SORE."

Laura in royal blue pouncing bikini with stylized white fish print (Into The Blue 2); white gloves; long blonde hair soft n' straight. Olivia in black bikini; black gloves; long black hair beach-kinky and loose.

During R1: Workmanlike, up-tempo pace - women on their toes, fists loosely held beneath respective chins - fighters jab-jabbing their way in, then banging away lusty, each women spanking the other's torso with authority. Even, healthy trade in stop and go engagements...Munn gradually separating herself via several clubbing lefts and rights landing cleanly on Laura's chin: blonde legs taking champ's clout well, but Olivia's coming forward, being the clear aggressor at bell.

R2: Another minute of Olivia pushing forward up the middle - bouncing mitts off Laura's sleek body, then clubbing her about the head. Vandervoort turns the tide at the minute mark: sharp left uppercut picks up Olivia's chin, stops her forward momentum. Laura quickly over to offence, feeding Munn a straight right hand to face; hooking Munn's chin; walking Munn down as she's forced into retreat. Stalking, patient pursuit by Laura - she's relaxed, fists under her chin as she braces Olivia at ropes: Munn forms earmuff, letting Laura get off rangy. Blonde girl salting away the points with systematic whacking of brunette flanks; clubbing Olivia about the temples as Munn's bobbing on the spot.

R3: Olivia trying to renegotiate terms, but she's running into Laura's stiff left jab - blonde girl bringing brunette to a halt, fixing Olivia's position. Minute mark, Laura dipping her left shoulder, weight on left (lead) plant leg...she jolts the short left uppercut to chin as Olivia's coming in...Munn's back (right) foot skids forward and DOWN SHE GOES! Munn on her buns, looking up in shock: Laura glaring down, batting mitts together and STRUTTING all long tanned legs to neutral corner. Rickety 8 Olivia Munn...she digs in at apron, showing determined earmuff, waving Laura on in. Siege of Olivia Munn as Vandervoort squares away...fighters BANGING it out toe-to-toe. Laura grinding pate with Olivia...both girls holding dukes at mouths as they bump for position, then they're taking turns belting out the shellack. Blonde can't close her brunette out, but Laura maintains position atop Olivia at ropes, trading stroke for stroke with a dangerous slugger to bell. AND BEYOND! Angry Olivia catches Laura a cheap late right hand to chin after the bell: enraged Laura hoists a right uppercut in under Olivia's left breast, bringing ref in hot.

R4: Oliva back STRONG from the knockdown - right hand at her cheek as she jabs her way in; duck-and-hook thumping at Laura's body, setting up Munn's inside assault. Laura grinding-pate, pushing on Munn in the pocket, but brunette steadily pushing her blonde around the ring. Laura's back visits the ropes: Laura stooping forward in earmuff, laying in head-to-head with Munn while Oliva hammers away downstairs. All adds up in Laura's sleek legs late: relentless thumping of ribs/tummy/hips puts Laura wobbly-butt, has her grimacing, hanging on for ref's breaks down the stretch.

R5: Olivia: grim-faced, hard-eyed, stepping-to Laura, applying relentless pressure. Blonde girl pushed back, driven to ropes, battered to flanks and midsection. Vandervoort mouthbreathing - laying in with her head close to Olivia's but not working: it's all Munn for two steady, blonde-drumming minutes. Down the stretch, Laura starts answering back dip-and-rip uppercuts off the ropes - catching Olivia smartly with right uppies off the right leg, left uppies off the left.

R6: Bitter two way fighting...Olivia always pushing her way in, reaching under Laura's arms, wrestling the guard apart, then laying waist to that glorious torso. Laura pushing and bumping inside, using her left elbow for leverage, then lashing back...she's ripping hooks tummy/tits; lashing right hands wide to hip, or carving right uppercuts to locate Olivia's face. Crowd-pleasing stuff - both women absorbing thrilling shellack...it's another Olivia Munn round, but by much closer margin as blonde resistance stiffens.

R7: Different fight when Laura's first with the jab, fixing Olivia's position outside. Vandervoort getting her back into stiff right crosses, jolting Olivia to chin, leaving her staring. Blonde girl stepping forward, pushing Olivia's brawny shoulders; hooking Olivia's paunch; scrubbing Olivia in combination as Munn stoops forward in crossed-arm fronts. Olivia beaten shabby head-to-head - she's wobbly-butt, occasionally stumbling out of orbit when smote, but curvy legs holding her up: Munn unable to answer cold-blooded, methodical blonde assault - Laura batters her girl this round, really busting up Olivia's face via accurate, hard punches. Consistent blonde aggression stirs the crowd into a "Let Go Lau-ra! (clap-clap-clapclapclap) chant" - Vandervoort's blue eyes blazing as she feeds off crowd support.

R8: Laura picks up where she left off: jabbing to be first; stepping into the right cross; riding her forearms into Olivia's shoulders to push; hooking Olivia's puffy face; hunting her down via long right hands as Munn's backing out. Laura's high tide lasts one minute: Munn halting her winding retreat with a robust, strapping right/left across Laura's tummy, taking blonde breath away. Sudden reversal: Laura stricken, stooping forward in earmuff...Olivia over to offence, pushing her head into Laura's guard and staying on the body. Olivia stepping Laura back, retaking all the lost ground, punishing blonde girl via short, bashing, brutal lefts and rights inside. Munn clubbing away on arms and flanks; cuffing that tummy; reaching in under Laura's arms to loosen her up; taking care of jug and face in tight. Down the stretch, Olivia pushes Laura ropeside, hooking the body a succulent lick that has blonde girl cringing...Vandervoort's hurt, sitting in ropes as Olivia squares away. Healthy beatdown administered...Laura trusting trim legs and proud heart to sponge it all up, but it's Munn strong on blonde girl to bell.

Cameras capture the damage during the break: both women tragically busted up, mouths open, cringing at the routine maintenance administered by either corner.

R9: More bitter 2-way brutality...Olivia gradually forcing Laura to aprons, but blonde girl digging in, fighting back with all her heart. Munn fighting off Laura's chest - pushing Vandervoort's biceps out wide, then chopping at the torso/breasts via palm-down short rights; hooking thumbside-up lefts. Laura gasping, face pained, but determined...she absorbs to torso, then answers back - feeding Munn right uppercuts off the right leg; snap-snatching thumbside-up hooks against Olivia's breasts and chin. Munn repeatedly rocked, but SO dogged about maintaining her position: she evidently feels the balance of trade's in her favour - willing to pay the price to wear Laura down.

R10: Grim shoulder to shoulder fighting...girls brawling hurt now, getting a little loose, but landing with brutal heft. Minute mark, Laura lifting a tired right uppercut from too far out: Munn bends into a crashing overhand right, swiveling Laura's chin and BLONDE GIRL DOWN! Vandervoort's right knee gives out, sprawling her on her back...lovely head lolling side to side as blue eyes flutter shut - Laura momentarily out cold as Munn lifts mitts, shrieks in triumph. BLONDE GIRL BEATS COUNT! Laura's body shakes off sleep, somehow twitching her over her right side, somehow getting her to topple upright into ropes. Laura a battered shadow of the epic blonde who began the fight: hair damp, clumped, disheveled; eyes unfocussed, half closed; mouth open; torso swaying on unsteady legs as she confidently tells ref: "'m good. Go. Mm." ON COMES OLVIA! Munn wades in, unleashes hell: Laura SO determined to ride this out. Blonde girl with hands loose about her face...she'll rock back into ropes from uppercuts, then slouch forward. She'll cringe, knees buckling on the spot as Olivia invests in the midsection or bashes at the flanks. Munn teeth bared, lost in finishing-fury - she's just stacking Laura up ropeside and pouring on the hurt. Bell: Laura's legs hold her up, giving her a chance to see the cards...comes back UD10 for the winner and STILL bantam champ, Olivia Munn!

After: Munn battered sleepy, barely reacting as her arm is raised. Laura out on her feet, but crestfallen as Olivia proves a heartbreaker tonight. Munn uncharacteristically charitable, shaking Laura's hand, giving her a quick hug instead of shoving and berating her. "Girl came to fight," Munn mumbles through cracked lips. "When she put me down, everything got real, real quick. I was hitting her hard, but she wasn't going away - I knew I'd have to just put my nose to the grindstone and be the harder worker. End of the day though, it's about the trophy-case, you know? Another blonde goes in, and that could be as hard as it ever gets for me. I don't know that I'll ever lose these belts in the ring, guys. I might just rule until I retire, because I don't have a clue what it would take to beat me!"