BBU & ACB present "The Ashes 2013" - Day Two

Posted by Vassago on October 12, 2013, 3:39 pm

Because Krystal Forscutt seems to enjoy more respect in BBU than back home in Australia, she's regarded as a clear favorite against Holly Willoughby however the buxom blonde presenter did her best to come to Wembley Arena on a high note and impressively knocked out Claire Cooper just few days ago. "But for Miranda Kerr, Krystal could have been a BBU champion already and she's really that good, Kylie so I fear for Holly's jugs tonight.", Denise van Outen has little doubts about the raven-haired model's prospects while Minogue looks further ahead: "We know perfectly well Krystal is THAT good but she's prone to making mistakes which almost nobody in BBU has been able to expose. But nevermin that, she'll eat Willoughby alive in the ring to start our epic finish to the Ashes! Let's be honest, Denise, this is the time when the full force of ACB will blow you Brits away and keep the Urn back where it really belongs! 

Krystal Forscutt wearing a bright yellow bikini top, green knickers and black gloves. Holly Willoughby wearing a red bikini with white stripes and red gloves. The fight is scheduled for ten rounds in the lightweight division.

Round 1:
Holly's heard all about Krystal's prospects but refuses to accept she's a walking prey tonight and jumps after the brunette straight from the bell and whacks her on the navel with her first punch only to eat a huge right hand on the nose in lightning quick response and wobble back on the spot! Forscutt pours in with more hooks on the head and before the blonde's arms can go up in protection she gets slammed a couple of times on each cheek and just spins back to the ropes looking totally shocked. Krystal's right after her and peppers around the elbows, flicks a vicious uppercut between the arms and bounces off the blonde's chest, keeps seeking more facial damage thereafter and just slams more leather over the top, renders the local girl into punchbag mode without much trouble and maintains the high-tempo assualt; buries more punches on her guts and sinks her further on the knees, snaps the head back with more efforts on the temples and has Holly seeking clinch but getting pinned to the ropes instead and there's just no break from the rampant brunette who keeps drilling more leather on the midriff, repeatedly bounces off the chest and signs off the round with a right hook on the eye that leaves Willoughby wrapping her arms around the ropes, otherwise she was going down in no time and once she raises her head back to the cameras, she's sporting few nasty lumps on each cheek already and even Denise van Outen can't find any words to support the blonde's bid tonight.

Round 2:
Is Krystal really that good? She closes Holly down with ease in the second and even though the English girl throws some punches at her chest and tries to stay in this fight, she looks frightened of more high hooks swinging around her head and Forscutt just leans at her and tags with more precise efforts on the temple, switches low and buries jabbing combo on the stomach, has Holly rocked on the spot and covering up her midsection... left hook on the jaw, right on the eye and Holly wobbles back, nearly loses her balance alltogether but is saved by the ropes, bounces off them straight into Krystal's right hook path.... Clean on the eye and Holly's brow ridge starts leaking blood on the spot; left uppercut on the chin slices between the mitts moments later SENDING WILLOUGHBY FACE-FIRST ON THE CANVAS... Ugh! Van Outen's predictions can't be undone even as Holly rises on all fours at six and shoots back upright at eight. Her left brow ridge is shattered and the ref calls for a doctor to give the blonde a brief moment of respite. Forscutt doesn't even look upset as she's watching all the patch-up work from the opposite corner and jumps after the buxom foe moments following the command. That was a brave decision by the ref as Krystal keeps working upstairs and just making a minced meat of Holly's guard, more slaps crash off her cheeks, another right hook tags her on the brow ridge and causes the blood to seep agin and the poor presenter just can't shrug her Aussie rival off, eats ribcage leather in the final minute and sags back on the ropes with Krystal punching her at will, just visibly reducing her into a battered mess and there's a huge sign of relief at the bell with the blonde girl still upright through six minutes but nobody in the audience belives Willougbhy can last the distance with this kind of performance while Kimberly Davies calls for Jennifer Hawkins to come from the locker room already!.

Round 3:
Indeed, Holly's fighting spirit has deserted her as early as the third round and she just looks to avoid more Aussie leather crashing off her flesh; dances around the ropes with her arms dropped to the side but Krystal reckons this as another challenge and squares up to her with single hand approach, keeps drilling hooks on the head and despite couple of misses, she finally nails the blonde on the temple, rips an uppercut on the jaw moments later and spins a hapless foe on the ropes where she sends in more leather on the tummy. She has the blonde moaning in pain but the real damage comes with ferocious striking between the arms and Willoughby's chest takes serious punishment; just no escape for the TV presenter who gets bashed to the body, eats more venom on the tummy and can't even find a clinch as Rachael kicks into a higher gear and now just peppers the rack with Holly's arms dropped to the side and FORSCUTT THUMPS THE BLONDE TO THE GROUND with that vicious chest assault... After a quick moaning shriek, Willoughby indiactes to the ref she can't find her breath and is left flat on her back all the way through the count with Forscutt kissing her mitts and smiling back to the astonished Wembley Arena crowd in the proccess. Romping KO3 Krystal Forscutt!!!

AFTER: Guests reduce the areas to one point but neither Kylie, Yvonne nor the coaching staff get carried away with Krystal's brutal destruction of the buxom blonde. Gathering of minds in the BBU corner as Liz Hurley takes centre stage again with the last four bouts on the card and as Charlie Webster was able to hear, the hosts are very concerned about their prospects with Georgia Salpa a real unknown despite her Kardashian stoppage and even ex-champ Rochelle Humes is destined to have her hands full after that.

"You're all sitting ducks!", Kylie teases with Denise in the booth and judging by Yvonne Strahovski's face in the VIP lounge, she's convinced that her team will prevail in the end despite making bold predictions about Salpa actually winning against Hawkins next. "Our faith in Rachael Finch is as big as ever and if Jennifer can pound Georgia's tits off, we're home & dry!", Sarah Cumming concludes her report on a high note and makes van Outen wonder which team has actually the better line-up on Day Two! We're about to find out!

Final result: Krystal Forscutt def. Holly Willoughby KO3.