DIAMOND BOXING CLUB NIGHT VOL. 2

Posted by Benny on October 13, 2013, 11:11 pm

Tiffani Theissen getting aggressive at the podium: “Here’s the deal. I fear no one. I strap on the gloves with any girl brave enough to face me. Jennie is simply going to be the latest victim. Yes, she’s on a six fight losing streak. But that doesn’t change anything. She’s going to get bruised, beaten and broken down. I’m not going to take it easy on her just because we were on the same show 15 years ago. It’s not personal in there; it’s business. Tell you what, I’ll even send some ice packs up to her hotel room after the fight. She’s going to need them.
I mean, didn’t this girl retire? After I’m done with her, she’s gonna wish she’d stayed that way!!”

Jennie, fresh off her divorce, rumors swirling that she’s lost 30 pounds since training at DBC. Her eyes have a fire that shows she has something to prove: “A lot has changed for me lately. My divorce has been finalized. Training at DBC has done my body quite nicely.” Stands up in her neon bikini, drawing a wave of flashes and applause from the collected media members. “And now I’m getting back to boxing. I didn’t want to end my career with that Neve Campbell fight. Tonight, it’s an unofficial fight, and that’s probably good for Tiffani, since she hasn’t won an FCBA fight since 2005. My mistake in the past was a lack of focus. Between my marriage and my career, I wasn’t able to train the way I knew I needed to. I get it now. I have to take care of me. No one else is going to do it. When I’m at my best, no one can stop me. It doesn’t matter what Tiffani does in the ring, I’ll take what I want, when I want.

Round 1: Quick engagement from both girls as Jennie looks to close. Tiff seems happy not to have to waste time chasing. Theissen eliciting a high price to get inside, sidestepping the rushes and getting off some meaty hooks. Jennie undeterred, willing to trade her flanks for a chance to get into Tiff’s tummy. Some bruising shots slam home to Tiff’s body and tits. But Theissen is no stranger to close quarters fighting, managing to push and shove to get the inside position. Tucking her left glove inside Jennie’s elbow,Tiff opens a window where she manages to punch through. But Jennie’s solid new chassis takes the blows and keeps chugging along. The bell ends the round as Tiff is starting to control Garth, landing some bouncy shots to Jennie’s bra.

Round 2: Both corners happy with round 1, but Tiff is up on her bicycle to start the round. Jennie pressing forward cautiously, right glove on left cheek, tracking her girl down. Theissen showing fleet feet, outpacing and landing stinging jabs on Jennie. Tiff getting impatient, plants and throws a combo, which Garth matches with one of her own. Punches in bunches flying both ways; Jennie trying to dig into the tummy, Tiff sidestepping while hooking to the flank and escaping into space. Theissen starts to get the timing on these charges inside. Garth wades in again, throwing the jab. Tiff ducks underneath and slides left, hooking to the body, and following with a straight shot that lands flush on Jennie’s cheek. Garth felt that one for sure! Seems like Tiffani solved this puzzle through two rounds. Tiff all smiles as she heads to her corner at the bell

Round 3: Jennie stubborn, refuses to stop plodding forward, clearly not learning from the last round. Garth throwing combos trying to get inside. Tiff countering beautifully, placing tart little punches to Jennies’ flanks and cheeks which are reddening up. Garth steely eyed, on the wrong end of every exchange but continues to chase like a heat seeking missile. Tiff dancing around the ring beautifully, using her legs to stifle Jennie’s advances. Theissen now falling into a pattern, waiting for Garth’s jab to duck under and slide away from trouble. Jennie now taking advantage, following her next jab with a tight low hook. Theissen ducks directly into that punch “UNGH” Tiff’s world rocked as she stumbles away on shaky legs. Theissen still trying to get her legs underneath her backs up into the ropes as Garth wades in to damage the brunette. Theissen showing tight earmuffs, and Jennie feasts on the exposed tummy, REEFING body blows home as Tiff is just soaking it up! Theissen goes for the clinch wrapping up in a tight full body lockdown. Jennie trying to break free but the ref issues the break. And the bell rings before they can close again. Jennie staring her girl down as they head back to their corners.

Round 4: Tiff advised by her corner not to trade inside. The icepack on her bruised body convinces her to listen. She’s also a great interior fighter, but it’s clearly plan B for her tonight. The thought might be that Jennie only seems to want to fight inside, and Tiff should deny whatever her opponent wants. Tiff looks comfortable letting Garth be the aggressor again, effectively turning that eagerness against her. Theissen with that slick defense, frustrating the buff blonde as Jennie can’t track this girl down.Tiff piling up the points, but unable to land any substantial shots, chipping away at Jennie as the round ends. Garth bangs her gloves together and stomps back to her corner. “This girl is afraid of me, when is she going to stop and fight?!?!”

Round 5: Tiff now pushing forward, looking to get off first throwing three and four punches to a surprised Jennie. She’s unsure how to handle this new aggressive stance, and looks to smother her girl by outputting more leather.Tiff now in her element, pinning Jennie’s right arm to her body, controlling Jennie and turning her into beefy right hooks to paunch and flanks. Garth agrees to the close quarters fighting, thinking she can outmuscle her girl. Chopping uppercut to the chin loosens Tiff’s grip, freeing Jennie’s right. The right now digs to the body, caving Theissen forward. Jennie straightens her out with some work to her bra. Tiff coming undone as Garth bullies her into the ropes. Jennie storms in, clubbing hooks that Theissen manages to catch on her elbows. Tiff rolling with it best she can but is definitely shaken up by this bludgeoning attack. She’s trying to tie up, and manages to slow down the onslaught and escape the round in one piece.

Round 6: Theissen corner trying to get their girl to take deep breaths. It’s clear her body is hurting, but she shows a brave face as she comes out for round six. Tiff trying to stay away and buy some recovery time, sticking out ones and twos to keep Jennie off her. Garth smelling blood, tracking her girl down, gloves at her chin, shifting from side to side, presenting a hard target to stick. Tiff’s punches finding air or landing on Jennie’s guard. Garth throwing big, powerful combinations in return, landing a few, but giving Theissen a chance to counter. As Jennie goes head-hunting Tiff BURIES her gloves in Garth’s gut, taking the wind out of her sails! Jennie’s face pinched in pain and now it’s Tiff taking Jennie to the body or picking her up clean on the chin. Garth staring, mouth breathing, looking shell shocked. Garth’s gloves are chest high as Tiff starts to get that jab landing on her face. Jennie’s head is snapping back as she falls in to clinch. Jennie resting head on shoulder, keeping Tiff tangled up as the round ends.

Round 7: Systems check: Jennie showing some redness on her tummy and face. Her eyes still vacant, showing the effects of the last round. Tiff cramping up a bit from the hard body work she’s taken. Theissen’s got a bruise coming in on her left cheek. Girls come out to center ring… and it’s Jennie jab-jab-jabbing her way past Theissen’s defences. Tiff can’t catch everything Garth is throwing and she’s starting to take it right between the eyes. Jennie now pawing for inside position, trying to wrestle Tiff’s arms down, when Theissen comes over the top and CRACKS JENNIE ON THE JAW!! A shudder goes through Garth, and Tiff jumps in trying to take Jennie’s head off. Pounding shots swiveling Jennie’s head, as Tiff comes in to clean up. Garth braces herself for the rush and it’s PUNISHING TWO WAY WORK!! Girls trading punch for punch; thick leather flying both ways as neither girl wants to quit. Crowd lathered into a frenzy drowns out the sound of the bell. Ref dives in to separate these two hellcats as the fans eat it up.

Round 8: Jennie is snapping out her one-two; upstairs downstairs. Tiff still trying to figure out an angle to land a big shot. Theissen throws a long, looping left, and buries it in Jennie’s body, bending her to one side, Tiff following with a straight to the bra, compressing Jennie’s breast and shaking her up. Garth gritting her teeth, firing back a straight right that crunches Tiffani’s nose. Tiff’s eyes water as she feels the effects and Jennie follows up with a jab, then a tidy little uppercut right into Tiff’s breadbasket. Theissen gurgles and wobbles but ties up and rides out the round. Neither girl seems to be able to get a foothold in this fight. Judge’s scorecards could be anyones guess as we enter the final two rounds.

Round 9: Both girls desperately need these rounds. Jennie coming in with her guard at her chin, takes a biting three punch combo to her head. Hiding behind her guard Jennie comes back with brutal hooks to Tiff’s biceps, trying to break her way through the defense with sheer blunt force. Theissen takes the shots but her aching arms start to drop and Jennie comes over the top, BIG HOOK JENNIE GARTH!! Tiff starts to come undone, stumbling around the ring looking for something to grab onto. She finds the ropes behind her and covers up, but Jennie’s right in front of her and throwing hard leather to her waistline. Tiff’s tummy now cramping up as she sways in gut shot agony. She’s refusing to go down, showing the heart of a champion until DOUBLE DYNAMITE LANDS TO HER CHIN!!! She’s seeing stars as Tiffani collapses off the ropes, landing on her face. She’s a broken beauty as the count climbs higher. She pushes up trembling on hands and knees, unwilling to bow her head to Jennie’s fists. Tiffani Theissen climbs the ropes at nine and sways on unsteady legs. The ref checks her over and… he’s going to let it keep going! Bell sounds before girls can re-engage. Jennie staring in disbelief that she didn’t end the fight, amazed that Tiff had that kind of resolve.

Round 10: That knockdown forces the girls into different roles in the final frame. Now it’s Tiffani having to push forward, searching desperately for a knockout, while Jennie is content to counter and stay upright. Theissen is in no condition to push forward and Jennie knows it. Jabbing and dancing from Garth as she runs circles around her sleepy opponent. Tiffani heaving desperation bombs, hoping for a miracle, but the shots land nowhere close as Jennie chuckles, toying with her girl. Tiff’s last gasp sees her charge Jennie pushing her into the ropes. Garth grabs Theissen’s head, pushing her down as Tiff tries to tear that lean beef apart. But Tiff is out of gas, she’s not getting any pop on her punches and Jennie is laughing at Tiff weakly throws lefts and rights downstairs. Jennie whispers in her ear “My new body just ate your old body up! You know I’m stronger down there!” As the bell rings Jennie thrusts her gloves overhead, confident she was able to grind out a win. Judges confirm it. Comes back UD10 Jennie Garth!!!

After: Jennie all smiles and refusing to put on her robe, doesn’t want to rob the media any chances to see her new body. “I’m just as much of a warrior as I ever was. My heart was always there I just didn’t always have the muscle to match. Now I’m training harder, my body feels great, and I’m ready for anyone that wants to fight next!!” Reporter asks about Neve Campbell. Jennie replies: “I said ANYONE!”