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20 October 2013 Intro Odds and Babes At The Asylum

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Posted by simguy & The Wiz on October 20, 2013, 9:20 pm

O'Dell: "You are looking LIVE at the sold out Asylum Arena in Philadelphia, where tonight a pair of the FCBA's most exciting stables are visiting Front Street for what promises to be a great night of boxing! I'm Jenny O'Dell along with Tractorpull's Tess Valmore, Cassie Scerbo of the Bazz Fight Club, and the woman who NEEDS no introduction, The Loose Cannon Of The FCBA, The Straw That Stirs The Drink, Jenny 'Mac The Knife' McCarthy, and we have some super fights in store for the fans tonight, Mac!"

McCarthy: "Well, the good news is, Anna Torv is back in action in a rematch of the 16-round war she had with Kelly Rowland of Beever's Babes. I suppose that's worth sitting through a bunch of other fights featuring Random Dancing Hookers..."

Tess: "As Mac points out, Beever's Babes IS in the house, and not just in the form of Kelly Rowland, as Sarah Chalke is here to battle Pink, Cat Deeley fights Daniela Ruah, and Fergie will take on Allison..."

McCarthy: "DON'T SAY IT..."

Tess: "Mack."

McCarthy: "Wise move, Walmart..."

Cassie: "And, let's not forget our other guests, Odds and Ends, who have Christina Ricci in the house to fight Front Street's Amanda Seyfried..."

McCarthy: "The last time Ricci fought a Dancing Hooker, she put her on the SHELF, and, it says here that, after tonight, Weirdo will be auditioning flys again!"

O'Dell: "We're about ready to get started, so get your shot glasses and bingo cards ready, because it's time for Odds and Babes At The Asylum!"