Posted by Boxing World Magazine on October 30, 2013, 4:05 pm

COVER: Michelle Williams, lolling dazed against the ropes, top open, strategic pixilation in place, as Lowndes hammers away. Headline In Red: JESSICA!

COVER STORY: The party can start, because Jessica Lowndes has officially ARRIVED with a first round TKO of former flyweight champion Michelle Williams!

QUEEN AND CHAMPION! (Picture: Nichols lands a right to the head of Peregrym) Rachel Nichols adds the lightweight belts to the Ice Hotel crown with an impressive decision over Missy Peregrym!

MUNNIFICENT! (Picture: Olivia nails Laura with a hard right hand.) Olivia Munn retains the bantamweight gold with a unanimous decision over Lovely Laura V!

BIG RIG ROLLS ON! (Picture: Righetti rocks Moore along the ropes.) Amanda Righetti holds on to the welterweight straps with a two-round destruction of Mandy Moore!

SARAH SLAYS NINA! (Picture: Dobrev on her back as Shahi turns away.) Sarah Shahi blows the doors off Nina Dobrev to retain the flyweight titles!

WINNIE WASTES KALEY! (Picture: Cuoco dazed against the ropes as Winstead pounds away.) With a sixth round stoppage of former champion Kaley Cuoco, and a follow up seventh round TKO of Phoebe Tonkin, Mary Elizabeth Winstead has made her case for a title shot against stablemate Rachel Nichols!

CLAIRE WINS HOF BATTLE! (Picture: Danes rocks Spears along the ropes.) Claire Danes proves (again) that she belongs at bantam, and at the TOP of the bantam division, with a fifth round stoppage of fellow Hall of Famer Britney Spears!

LISHY GOES LONG! (Picture: Perabo on her face at Cuthbert's feet.) Elisha Cuthbert goes OT to KO tough Piper Perabo and serve notice to the rest of Lookout!'s bantamweight division that she's not going anywhere but up!

THE BRITISH ARE COMING! (Picture: Beckinsale on all fours at Blunt's feet.) Emily Blunt and Natalie Dormer shake up the bantamweight division as Blunt KOs Kate Beckinsale while Dormer stuns Olivia Wilde, and our panel says these results are just the beginning for these two British beauties!

THE TRADE! (Picture: Nicole Scherzinger carrying a suitcase.) Front Street sends Nicole Scherzinger packing, and will be adding someone from the Lookout! roster to the fold in the coming weeks. Our panel discusses what the trade means, and who the "Fighter To Be Named Later" might be!

LACEY OUTLASTS SARAH (Picture: Chabert lands a right to the head of Carter.) The latest battle in the war between Lacey Chabert and Sarah Carter goes to the lovely Lacey via unanimous decision!

VONNIE BESTS ODETTE! (Picture: Strahovski and Yustman exchange right hands.) It was blonde over brunette in the battle between Yvonne Strahovski and Odette Yustman, as Vonnie earned an impressive unanimous decision!

CANDY BLASTS BAR! (Picture: Refaeli face down on the mat as Candice raises her arms in victory.) Candice Swanepoel has new management, and she rewards their faith with a fourth round pound out of Bar Refaeli!

CRUSADE DRAW! (Picture: Cole rocks Theron with a left hook.) Taylor Cole stops Charlize Theron in the fourth to leave The Crusade knotted at six but, our panel says there's no doubt a draw is a win for the GOAT!

KATE CORONATED! (Picture: Landry on all fours.) Kate Upton takes the welter reigns at JKO with a third round pound out of Ali Landry!

EVANGELINE TRIUMPHANT! (Picture: Lilly nails DeCesare with a left hand.) Evangeline Lilly wins a battle of former champions with a decision over Carmelle DeCesare!

VICTORY SONG! (Picture: Bell on her face, arms trapped beneath her.) Brenda Song blasts Krissy Bell in four!

LIZZY SHOCKS EMILY! (Picture: Van Camp battered against the ropes by Olsen.) Elizabeth Olsen stops former bantamweight champion Emily Van Camp in five!

THE SECRET SOURCE: MISHY ON WAY OUT AT HISC! (Picture: The familiar green question mark on a black background.) Though it sounds unthinkable, our source says Michelle Williams may be the next Hall of Famer shown the door at The Consortium! "Michelle is well past 30 now, and she simply isn't quick enough to fight with the younger flys at this point," says The Source. "Getting humiliated by Vanessa Hudgens was bad enough, but, not lasting a round with Lowndes will be the last straw. Williams' days of bullying the division are over, and HISC knows it. She may get a soft landing like Dushku, or she might just be sent packing. Either way, the clock is ticking for Mishy. Tick. Tick. Tick."

POINTY'S CORNER: Thanksgiving is almost here and Poindexter Del Crunchy is back with his tips on how to make a turkey your guests will never forget!

ALSO: SHAY MITCHELL! The brunette beauty blasted out Claire Holt, and, in an exclusive interview, she tells our panel that Holt was just the beginning! BLAST FROM THE PAST: LINDA EVANS! The blonde beauty talks about her ring and carpet careers, including her brutal bouts with Ursula Andress and Bo Derek! AND: KATE BECKINSALE! Kate The Great tells us why Blunt and Dormer are frauds and the many, many reasons why Jenny McCarthy will never "profane the Hall of Fame with her presence!"