BBU FROM EAST LONDON

Posted by Knowlesey on November 2, 2013, 10:31 am

Lisa’s recent painful defeats by Charlotte Church and Teresa Palmer have been met with delight by many girls in the BBU bantamweight division, and she has allowed herself to be wound up by young blonde Pixie, a girl who has lost all 6 of her fights, and hasn’t fought at all since April 2012. Lisa’s critics – and she has many of those – can see little point in her accepting Pixie’s challenge, as a victory will prove nothing, whereas a defeat will be a disaster.

The fight takes place in Bethnal Green, East London, where fight fans have been entertained by three fights involving locally based models taking on three pole dancers, the dancers winning all three fights, much to the delight of the fans, but now comes the main event.

Pixie enter the ring first, wearing a silver bikini, black gloves, and black boots, Lisa soon joining her in a white bikini, with matching gloves and boots.

Round 1

The girls are stalking each other at first, Pixie taunting Lisa, “Come on, you washed up slut! What you got?” Lisa lets her gloves do the talking as they exchange punches quickly, and she hits Pixie hard. Rocked by Lisa’s right, left, right combination, Pixie drifts backwards, with the older singer following up, whipping another right hook towards her face, intent on putting the cheeky blonde away quickly tonight. But Pixie dances clear, and she’s not looking much like a girl who has never won a fight in this division as she starts peppering the former champion’s face with fast jabs, and now she’s calmly skipping in and out of range, snapping Lisa’s head back with sharp punches, too quick on her feet for Lisa to retaliate. These tactics are annoying Lisa, but she’s still coming forwards, just can't land anything like a telling punch as she gets faceful after faceful of leather from the blonde, who tells her at the bell, “Another beating for you, tonight, eh, slut?” Lisa snarls as she returns to her corner, unhappy at losing the opening round.

Round 2

Pixie’s really swift around the ring tonight, her left jab already starting to mark Lisa’s face, a little lump growing on her right cheekbone. Lisa lunges at Pixie, misses, and Pixie makes a fool of her in these early stages, continuing to jab her with ease, and now she hits Lisa to the body, telling her, “More where that come from, biitch!” then clips her across the mouth when the referee parts the girls. Now Lisa’s angry, and she rips into Pixie, swiping the blonde girl’s face to and fro, and this more like the Lisa Maffia we’re used to seeing, as she bangs her gloves into Pixie’s face, and now to her body, moving the girl around the ring - Pixie’s backed up to the ropes now, with Lisa giving her some punishment to that pale-skinned body, the younger girl just can't escape, hasn’t got the skills, and she takes a beating, Lisa snapping at her, “Not so keen on running that mouth now, are ya, blondie?” before ending the round with a left hook to Pixie’s jaw.

Round 3

It’s clear that Lisa is now very keen to press on to finish Pixie, but the blonde's all mobile again, and Lisa just can’t find the girl, swinging her gloves in at her, but missing as the kid skips back, and now she’s darting in, and she’s giving Lisa a few nice smacks, the former champion shocked at the girl’s recovery. But she can’t dwell on this, because the blonde girl’s gloves are in her face again, and Lisa briefly clinches, Pixie in her ear, “You’re useless, Maffia! I’m gonna knock you out!” The referee parts the girls, Pixie promising Lisa, “You’re gonna lick my crotch, you biitch! Clean me out!” Lisa reacts, swings a right hook, but it’s too obvious, and Pixie sways away, quickly prodding the centre of Lisa’s face with a pair of jabs, and follows up with a tasty left hook to the body, Lisa clearly feeling that, and she’s holding again, drawing more venom from Pixie’s lips, “Filthy biitch! I reckon you want to eat me out!” Again the referee hauls the girls apart, Lisa missing with an attempted uppercut, and Pixie thuds two more good jabs into her face quickly, and now Lisa loses plot, swings, but gets picked off, and Pixie has actually drawn blood from the ex-champion’s nose, the blonde surprising even herself with this performance.

Round 4

A confident Pixie is almost dancing across the ring, carrying her gloves dangerously low, but she gets the first punches in this time, pops Lisa to the face with jabs, and she’s still talking at her, “C’mon, you minge-muncher! Time for me to put you away, I think!” Pixie stands and trades with Lisa, her own corner, screaming at her to stay mobile, and this is playing right into the older girl’s hands. Lisa’s irritated, and she whips a hard left hook into Pixie’s face, and another, and Pixie’s head is turning sideways as she stumbles away, and now it’s Lisa’s turn to hand out some abuse, “You will now be taught a lesson!” She pushes Pixie back, and finds the blonde with a savage combo, crashing the girl in the face with five punches without return. And now she whips in a couple of heavy right hooks, and Lisa’s certainly hurt Pixie now. Wilting, Pixie holds, Lisa now telling her, “Gonna be your tongue seeking out my clitty after this, jobber girl!” and she pushes Pixie back, cuffs her face, left, right, left again, and Pixie goes down. Lisa’s sneering as Pixie gets to her feet at 8, the bell ringing before she can hit her again.

Round 5

That knockdown at the close of the fourth has weakened Pixie, and she’s no longer taunting Lisa, or jabbing at her face, she’s just covering up as the older girl clubs her to the body, loosing off her left and right hooks into the stationary target that Pixie has become, telling her, “Won’t be long, now, tramp! You’re gonna worship my snatch!” Pixie is weeping now as Lisa whips the shots in, hammering her to the body and face, absolutely rips her with a right hook, and floors her. Pixie rolls over from her back to her front, tries to get up, but her arms shudder, and she stays down, counted out.

Result: Lisa Maffia knocked Pixie Lott out in round 5.

Lisa might be strutting around the ring, accepting the plaudits of the fightfans, but until the final few minutes, she was looking second best against a girl who has yet to win a fight, and in the Beevers Babes corner, Andrea McLean is not allowing Lisa to approach Pixie for any post-fight humiliation, and it’s a very petulant Lisa who stomps off to her dressing room.