BEEVER'S BABES US FROM MANCHESTER

Posted by Knowlesey on November 7, 2013, 10:53 am

Threats and counter threats have been issued by these two feisty singers – only one thing is certain, and that’s that the loser will be kissing ass tonight!

First into the ring is Miley in a silver bikini with matching boots and red gloves, with Keisha entering to a good reception in a black leather one-piece outfit with matching boots and gloves.

Round 1

The girls are sparring in the early stages – they each know the other can hit, and despite their mutual dislike, they both show a healthy respect for the other’s power, but Miley’s getting confident, feints to go to Keisha’s belly, but switches to her face, clipping her with the first pair of meaningful punches. Now they trade – both girls land some hard shots to the face of their opponent, Keisha giving Miley a good right hook to swivel her head sideways, but Miley hits back, and she catches Keisha with left hook, which catches her totally cold and floors her. Keisha’s on her feet again at 6, but she’s getting a pasting from the younger girl now as Miley follows up on her success, and she beats Keisha with both hands – this fight could end really quickly if the black singer doesn’t defend herself – she’s getting messed up, her left cheek swelling already, and her nose bleeds freely as Miley hits her with left and right hand shots, shaking her ass at the Brit as the bell sounds.

Round 2

Keisha’s drawing in deep breaths here, and she gets more Miley Cyrus in the early moments of the round, and she’s beating Keisha to the punch again and again, hitting and hurting the older girl with every punch she throws. Keisha’s defending, but Miley’s too slippery to let her clinch, and she wriggles away from her, smacking Keisha with her right, now with her left, now her right again. This is becoming a rout, with the Brit’s nose dribbling blood, and still Miley hammers away at Keisha’s battered face, her gloves landing with such speed there’s little the older girl can do about it, gets herself trapped in a corner - but she fights back, maybe a little late, but she’s turned Miley and has her trapped M on the ropes, and now she shows what she’s made of, her solid straight punches poking the kid’s head back, neither girl seeming to want to hit anything but face tonight.

Round 3

Keisha’s getting a little momentum here now, and she’s whipping some good punches into Miley’s face, now moving down, she finds the kid’s body a nice target, and she punishes her up against the ropes. Miley’s less mobile now, as she gets caught with those heavy punches to her body. Keisha’s snarling as Miley holds her, but has to wait for the referee to break the kid off, telling her, “I got you now, twerker!” and she hits her to the ribs and flanks some more, and this is all slowing the younger girl down. If Miley wants to win this she has to get off those ropes, but Keisha’s got her trapped again, hits her hard in the ribs with her right this time, but Miley’s holding on, stopping her from landing her swinging hooks. Clearly, Keisha is frustrated, but still she goes for Miley, and lands a good right hook on the kid’s ear in the closing seconds, stunning her, and giving her something to think about as she stumbles to her stool.

Round 4

After getting the upperhand in the third, Keisha again works on Miley’s body, pushing the girl backwards, and looking like she’s really beginning to get on top of the American. But Miley’s taking these shots well, which is making Keisha back away a little, allowing Miley to come back, and the little girl is getting bouncy again, gives Keisha a couple off stiff jabs, and now she hurts the older singer with a couple of big hooks, and that puts the Brit on the back foot, her turn to hold when Miley gets in close, the American promising her, “Soon be over, then you can pay your respects to Victoria, ya biitch!” She whips a great little shot into Keisha’s body, but she can’t stop the girl from fighting back, and it’s Keisha landing punches at bell, although maybe she’s lost a little zip in her hook now.

Round 5

Miley’s come off her stool all aggression again, and she speeds it up, whipping the shots into Keisha, whupping her nicely to the body early in this round, Keisha grunting as the punches find her flanks, her gloves starting to drop. Now Miley spots her gaps, and she clips Keisha either side of her face, the Brit’s head lolling a little under pressure, and a solid right hook drops her to the canvas, the girl looking really stunned at that. Keisha’s up and ready again at 8, butshe’s been severely weakened by that punishment and now she begins to take a beating, finding it difficult to get herself away from the neutral corner Miley’s knocked her into and she gives her another right hook, a left follows to her body, another to the face, and Keisha’s cut under her left eye with the end of the round approaching, Miley telling her, “You’re mine now, fatty – I’m ready to finish you off!”

Round 6

Keisha’s damaged eye is a big problem to her, and it’s gradually been closing since the first round, the girl having to turn her body to protect it as Miley nails her once again with a right hook, Keisha now rubber legged as she lays back on the ropes, trying to protect her face from any more, but she just can't stop the punishment, another hard right smashing into her cheek, and Keisha goes down, looks like she might regain her footing, but her legs splay out and she stays down, taking a 10 count.

Result: Miley Cyrus knocked Keisha Buchanan out in round 6.

Miley has been groomed for stardom in the BBU as carefully as she was groomed by Disney, and she may well get her shot at the BBU flyweight title after this performance, with a semi-conscious Keisha Buchanan being escorted from the ring – will she be taken to her own dressing room, or to Victoria Beckham’s temporary headquarters? Posh Spice is stalking out of the arena with a triumphant Miley Cyrus, and three Beevers Babes US drag Keisha away from her route – she’s about to taste Mrs Beckham’s ass!