GIRLS ALOUD LIONESS CLUB INTRODUCTION

Posted by Vassago on November 8, 2013, 3:02 pm

The battle of the redheads sparks the atmosphere inside the KO Club next as both singers look to settle their feud, only for the time being according to the BBU TV pundits, which has left Natasha Hamilton jealous of Nicola Roberts' exposure thanks to her Girls Aloud tenure. And that's more than understandable since Natasha's own Atomic Kitten have drifted into the history books' obscurity and the recent antics of Jenny Frost and Kerry Katona hardly help to keep the high profile alive.

"Most of the people don't even remembers those sluts!", Nicola responds to comment on her opponent's musical career, "However Natasha keeps talking about her fighting skills and acts like she's the next Geri Halliwell. Let's get real, once Geri & the Spice Girl retired, I AM the best redhead in the music industry. And Natasha uses too much dye these days and would be better off as one of those sleezy ring girls rather than a fighter! I will send her wobbly butt back to Liverpool and make her admit who's the real carrot powerhouse around!" 

Another grudge bout is about to unfold with both redhead singers piercing each other with utmost disdain during the introductions and Hamilton tries to throw some premature leather only to be warned by the referee but the crowd expects a genuine war of attrition anyway and they shouldn't be disappointed at the end of this one...

Nicola Roberts wearing a rainbow-schemed bikini top, black knickers and red gloves. Natasha Hamilton wearing a navy blue bikini set and black gloves.

Round 1:
Hamilton seems to incur instant wrath of fellow redheads and losing to Nikki Sanderson lately was a bad sign but the Atomic Kitten lead singer jumps after Nicola straight away from the bell and swings around the head, clips the temple but grazes the follow up and wobbles forward with Roberts taking easy money, landing couple of jabs against the chin and going on from there; she bats Natasha's cheeks before the older girl can cover up, lands a big hook on the eye already and switches low to really cause havoc in Natasha's defence... heavy jabbing against the ribcage sends Hamilton wobbling all over the shop as Nicola ups the ante and rips into the midriff with sheer venom.. Natasha tries to jump away from a suddenly dangerous position but gets nailed on the jaw with a quick uppercut, seeks a clinch and throws herself at the younger foe but eats another hook on the eye and just wobbles back as Girls Aloud fanbase roars in support... Nicola hammers away at the tummy in the final minute, pushes the lacklustre opponent butt-in-ropes, blocks off her weak response from behind the guard and clobbers the navel thereafter, leaves Natasha gasping for air at the bell already!

Round 2:
Nicola just keeps harrassing her foe and sends overhands on the mouth, forces Natasha to back away quickly but the speed advantage also lies with the Girls Aloud member and she digs into Hamilton's guts again, works around the elbows and pummels the flesh pink already, flicks an uppercut to snap the head back and pours in with more venom over the top, buries Hamilton under a barrage of shots and the feet just don't move at all for the older redhead, she covers up in vain as she can't even find a clinch, endured more head snapping befoe just bellowing out onto the ropes and accepting more punishment.. Roberts with a series of uppercuts, slices the mitts apart and tags the chin.. once.. twice... three times even... AND DOWN... DOWN GOES HAMILTON... just dropping to the canvas like a sack of potatoes and that's a welcomed follow up from Sarah Harding's somewhat controversial success... Natasha looks up and just stares at her nemesis as Nicola makes some nasty gestures towards her before turning away into the neutral corner... such a fine woman taking rich punishment in the ring and the Barnet crowd loves it!!! She's up at six but on comes Roberts after the command, rips into the tummy again and shatters the mitts apart one more time, buries those red gloves against the chest and Natasha's wincing like a slaughtered animal already, hanging on for the bell but unable to do anything about Roberts piercing her guts out.

Round 3:
Hamilton's aching badly here and keeps getting blown away with Nicola rocking her head back & forth, adding more lumps to the cheeks and now almost matching the hair color... "Want more dye there?", Roberts jabs through for another combo on the nose and poor Hamilton suffers even further, bends forward and tries to clinch, totally on the back foot but unable to match her rival's footwork or simply keep her arms in tact... red curls spin around the neck as Nicola finds more jabs and pierces the older girl's mitts like they're made from butter, clips the nose again, switches low for a change and buries another fierce hook on the navel... Natasha bends forward one more time but loses her footing and drops her arms, piles head-first into Nicola's cleavage, gets clubbed on the temple and squeals in pain... left hook on the nose as Nicola just shoves her away with that hit, pummels through on the rack herself and signs off with a point-blank range uppercut on the jaw... HAMILTON'S DOWN FLAT ON HER BACK with eyes closed and doesn't respond to the count; at five ref knows it's all over and raises Nicola's arm heavily impressed by that wicked performance... KO3 Nicola Roberts!!!

AFTER: That will take some beating even by Cheryl Cole as Nicola simply wrecked Natasha Hamilton tonight and falls into Gina Wild's embrace and parades around the ring in audacious fashion while her rival must be helped off her back and escorted back to the corner. One of the most vicious beatdowns ever seen in the KO Club history comes courtesy of the girl who managed to finish just two rivals inside the distance so far and was labelled as a real weak link among the Girls Aloud. Whether she's found some serious mojo after getting dumped by the Kear's Kats or was Natasha that bad remains to be seen but the BBU twitter page is full of responses seconds after Hamilton crumbled to the canvas with none other than Lisa Maffia voicing her desire to punish the Lioness Club's latest bantam signing in wake of her own downfall to Charlotte Church in the title fight not so long ago.

Could the pale-skinned redhead really become a secret weapon on the stable's roster? Her Barnet debut certainly defied the odds leaving many, many fans and pundits speechless!

Final result: Nicola Roberts def. Natasha Hamilton KO3.