GIRLS ALOUD LIONESS CLUB INTRODUCTION - MAIN EVENT

Posted by Vassago on November 8, 2013, 3:03 pm

The Girls Aloud have gone two from four so far on their Lioness Club introduction and their fate lies in Cheryl Cole's hands - or shall we say gloves - but the Geordie singer arrives in Barnet only days after suffering a tremendous defeat courtesy of Dannii Minogue at the Ashes and her state of mind remains the main concern. That's what Chelsee Healey preaches to Olivia Godfrey before the fight anyway: "Chezza's a mental wreck! I saw what that Minogue oldtimer did to her and loved every second of that beating! Hell, I think I can finish Cole off quicker than that! Bring the slut on!" 

Cheryl has been recovering well back in Newcastle in the last few days and according to inside Lioness Club news, she's ready to dish out a severe punishment to all her upcoming rivals which include Samia Ghadie whom she has already lured into a nipple twisting contest earlier on the night. "Cheryl's been roughed up few times in her career but always came back in stunning fashion. And Chelsee should watch out or she'll twist her nipples off too!", Sarah Harding talks to BBU TV on her bandmate's behalf as all of the Girls Aloud have made their way ringside despite Nadine and Kimba looking much worse to wear contrary to the broad smiles on Sarah and Nicola's faces.

And there's the team leader coming from the locker room, Cheryl's dropped her yellow sports bra for a beige basque top and black knickers to go with red gloves. Dark brown hair tied in a ponytail. Chelsee Healey's wearing a sizzling blue basque top and matching boy-leg trunks and keeps swinging her black mitts all the way through the introductions. The Main Event bout is scheduled for ten rounds in the flyweight division.

Round 1:
Chelsee enjoyed a perfect start to her BBU career at the Ascot Sweepstakes last November but struggled for exposure since then, all down to Samia Ghadie again according to BBU TV, but makes a strong early statement as she lashes out on Cheryl and buries her under an early barrage of shots, rocks the guard in fine style and clips the nose but if she thought that Cole's mindset was shattered by that Ashes loss, she's up for a reality check as the Geordie singer whips overhand response and tags the temple herself, throws a flurry of leather on her own and both girls soon bat at each other trying to gain mental control on the action more than anything else, Chelsee switches low first but catches the forearms and eats an uppercut on the jaw instead, on comes Cheryl with more hooks on the cheeks and Healey must yield real estate, jumps to the side and breaks the close range, beats her foe's footwork and sends single leather thereafter as Cheryl tries to close her down but can't even reach out properly as the dancer's flexibility and speed across the canvas proves superior for remainder of the round.

Round 2:
We're definitely not in Ascot anymore as Chelsee fails to stamp her authority early and gets caught with a rack assault to start the second round, whacks Chezza on the ribcage but loses her breath for a moment as Cole nailed her clean and added a nasty headbutt on the cheek that rocked Healey backwards but just in time to prevent another Sarah Harding-like result, that looked really mean from the singer and only fuels Chelsee's anger as she jumps at her after a brief gathering of thoughts... left hook bangs her on the chin though as Cole just refuses to step back and shows no signs of mental fragility after all, whips another uppercut on the jaw and sags Chelsee on the spot as another rack assault follows but this time Healey secures the clinch and muscles Cole back to the ropes, eats couple of lacing shots on the kidneys but the ref turns a blind eye and as Chelsee tries to free herself and mount another attack, she gets cross-hooked on the nose and bends forward instead, has Chezza pumping uppercuts on the chin but pushes her even further against the ropes to survive the round and it's not going to her plan whatsoever as Cole gives her a massive death stare instead and spits out her mouthpiece straight on the cleavage. Ref needs to step in to prevent some ugly scenes and this fights threatens to boil over very quickly!

Round 3:
No holds barred since the bell, both girls hammer away at each other and Healey finally makes some inroads by snapping Chezza's ponytail around the neck, beats the singer for an overhand hook on the mouth and works on the head thereafter, tags the temples clean but eats a seemingly wayward shot on the nose herself both girls fall into a clinch at the minute mark, this time really searching some respite... Healey shrugs it off first, whips a menacing overhand straight away but misses the target and gets whacked on the chest instead as Cole leans on her and pours between the arms, bounces off that bright blue basque top and grazes the chin with another suspicious head move, turns to the side and drills the ribcage as Healey accepts the slugging but fails to stretch her arms properly and just forces another clinch to see out a messy round with Cole baring her teeth at her after the bell.

Round 4:
Chezza's up for another onslaught and clips her rival's jaw early but misses a proper follow up, weaves on her feet in pursuit of that haymaker which would have put Chelsee in real trouble and loses her footing, drops her arms and almost stumbles against the dancer's body, Healey thumps an elbow on the chest instead and whacks an uppercut on the chin herself, snaps Cole's head and renders her stranded on the spot, whips an overhand left on the eye AND DROPS CHEZZA to the floor!!! Heavy leather derails the Geordie singer's resilience in quick fashion but the 30 year old brunette beats the count at six and indicates she slipped more that anything else... Healey pours in with epic barrage immediately after the command, bashes at the body and reels Cole back to the ropes, smacks her head around and bounces off the tummy as she buries the Girls Aloud leader on the ropes and drills her guts out; Cheryl moans in pain but wraps her arms around Chelsee's neck, tries to force the clinch and see out the round but Healey buries those low jabs against the navel and leaves her on soft knees at the bell, shoves Cheryl towards her stool after the bell and poor singer barely avoids crashing against the canvas again and it's the dancer's turn to bare some teeth as she indicates she's got the singer right where she wants her.

Round 5:
Healey goes all-in and wants to punish Cole as much as possible but the singer doesn't yield an inch after that difficult round and both girls tangle in the middle of the ring just bashing mitts against each other, Chezza's ponytail goes for a ride again but the singer yells out in anger and whacks Chelsee clean on the nose, finds a follow up this time and nails the chin thereafter, staggers the dancer a bit however eats more overhand jabs down the stretch, couple of nasty lumps apprear on Cheryl's face as Chelsee makes some noise herself, lacks precision though and misses a hook to the temple as she springs forward, bounces against the brunette's chest and wobbles forward as Cole takes a couple of steps back and unloads a cross hooking combo, snaps Healey's head and buries another hook on the solar plexus, takes the breath out of the dancer's lungs but can't work on her as she gets clinched and pushed into the ropes late on.

Round 6:
Cheryl shows some nifty footwork at the start of the sixth, weaves away from Chelsee's initial approach and the dancer thought of another war ot attrition in the ring but came undone as she whips fruitless jabs into thin air before Chezza springs at her with a flying hook and nails on the nose again, wide response from the dancer, she spikes the midriff well but Chezza pours in with more head snapping shots and bounces off the nose again, makes her foe moan before another uppercut spins Healey around and staggers her in the middle of the ring, left hook on the brow ridge gives Chelsee a brief blackout... right hook on the nose... Ugh... nasty hit that bursts the nostrils AND CHELSEE'S DOWN ON HER KNEES... she jack-knifes onto the canvas in slow-motion fashion and the KO Club errupts in joy, Chezza's ponytail swung against the mouth as she delivered that shot and Healey takes her time before getting up, back on her feet at eight and just throwing venom at the singer but her nose does look worse to wear... she jumps at her foe straight away though but Chezza ducks underneath and as Healey grazes the top of her head, she eats a low jabbing response on the tummy and loses her breath again; Cole pounds away to glory, freezes the dancer for good and peppers her stomach until the bell with Chelsee wincing in pain but unable to even clinch the Geordie girl.

Round 7:
Some fitness issues for the hitherto undefeated dancer as she's visibly slower than her opponent to start the next round and Cheryl makes the most of it, jumps around her and spikes over the top, avoids any noteworthy response and just makes her look sluggish. She doesn't go for the head much, but clips the mouth couple of times before searching for that nose damage again. Healey's guard still holds up but the dancer looks in need of a solid respite, yet she is given none and tries to clinch her way out of trouble, Chezza's too quick for her and further slows her down in the final minute when she repeatedly whacks her around the elbows and cleans out the midriff much to the crowd's excitement.

Round 8:
It almost seems like that knockdown has thrown Healey out of her game plan and she doesn't look that intimidating again as she loses another overhand exchange, gets clipped on the nose and jumps away before suffering more trouble but Cole leaps into her chest with a flying combo, rocks the jugs in piercing fashion and tags the jaw with a quick uppercut. Chelsee manages to clinch the Geordie singer but gets shoved by the ref after a brief struggle, finds the first punch thereafter and snaps Chezza's ponytail again but is forced to slug it out along the ropes as the singer just doesn't retreat and as the crowd chants her name, she cleans out the dancer's midriff again, eats couple of uppercuts but still delivers a solid hook on the solar plexus right at the bell and Chelsee battles to find her breath and turns away from another death stare aimed at her by the brunette.

Round 9:
Helaey feels she's lost all the rounds since the knockdown but charts new territoty with every passing minute; jumps into all-or-nothing attack in order to finish Cole and prevent the judges from giving the Barnet crowd a memorable victory, lumps up the Geordie girl in the opening minute and gives Chezza's tanned skin some dark patches anyway but just can't force her back and falls into a midriff response as Cole leans on her once again; Chelsee wary of potential headbutt just turns to the side too much and gets caught with a high hook on the temple, loses her balance and drops the arms a bit only to see Cole piling on her nose with a jabbing series and jumping at her on top of that... Healey's deep into the ropes and soaks up more punishement as she gets nailed on the stomach and the high guard proves worthless; Chezza buries her for good there with more low jabbing, blocks off her arms and keeps drilling the guts to increase the moaning level and at the bell Chelsee looks plain tired out there and unable to mount any comeback.

Round 10:
Chezza finally shows some fatigue herself and it's a battle of the minds more that anything else in the final round, both girls flick single shots but refuse to engage in another war, Healey still uncertain about her nostrils but Cole really could have roughed her up there and secure the victory long time ago, for whatever reason she decided to punish the body and now has to see out the fight but still looks happy about it as she tamed the Ascot menace and just wore her out down the stretch. Everyone just wants to hear the bell but Cole springs into one last attack and reels the aching rival towards the ropes one more time, peppers her stomach and tries to clip the jaw but skims off the forearms, falls into a blasting right hook on the eye and Healey's maybe running on empty but still has that big punch and gives Chezza an unneccessary black eye in the final minute, tags the rack herself and swings her last shot against the temple; Cheryl wobbles back and looks to be dazed by that last-ditch effort but the dancer just doesn't have anything left to punish the Geordie girl in the last twenty seconds of the bout and only watches as Chezza blinks frantically and tries to prevent a fresh swelling from hampering her vision in the left eye...

It's all too late though as the scorecards come back 97-93, 96-93 and 97-94 all for your winner through unanimous decision... CHERYL COLE!!!

AFTER: Girls Aloud on top of the world again... well, the North London world to be exact but they just don't mind whatsover and make amends for the Latin Union horror show from few weeks back. All the remaining girls join Chezza in the ring and make fun of her swollen eye but it's in good spirit even though Nadine Coyle looks particulary fond of Cheryl looking quite lumped up. There's some commotion ringside as Samia Ghadie, who else, makes her way to the spotlight and wants to settle her nipple twisting contest with Cheryl but must retreat upon seeing the whole band shouting at her and reverts into escorting a visibly dejected Chelsee Healey back to the locker room... "We're not done, Cole! I will punish your slutty ass sooner that you think!", Samia believes she has the last laugh on the night as Chezza has to be dragged by Sarah Harding before she gets involved in one round too many and Olivia Godfrey asks the band leader for one final word about the whole event:

"You know, people got stuck with the plastic whore bit loo long. And likewise Chelsee! I'm anything but a mental wreck and well, I wore the life out of her tonight! She couldn't finish me off and well, I must say the plastic whore punches much harder in first place! But I'm already sooo over her, what I really want is to pound the brains out of that cheap tart Ghadie and twist her nipples off! She's the ultimate slut and gives the BBU all the worst exposure possible! I'm gonna tear her to pieces and give her the beating of her lifetime! I need my revenge on her and want everyone to understand she's next on my schedule!"

The crowd fully understands Cheryl's wrath and leaves the KO Club pondering the mother and father of all the ring wars about to unfold in the upcoming weeks. Olivia Godfrey agrees with that feeling and warns the viewers they should expect everything bar an earthquake once Cole and Ghadie collide in the ring: "I don't know if Chezza tries to take the biggest slut in the BBU honors away from Samia since Amelle Berrabah has voiced her own prospects on twitter lately but no matter what happens, she will do everything in order to butcher Samia in the ring. The question remains if Samia will upset her foul mouth and simply destroy her instead? One thing is certain though, viewers discretion will be advised since I expect a real mess in the ring and well, let's just hope the loser will be knocked unconscious in the end so the medics prevent all the ugly scenes touted by both these hellcats. But that's all for another night and we leave Barnet with the Girls Aloud taking their Lioness Club introduction event by three points to two. So long, everyone!"

Final result: Cheryl Cole def. Chelsee Healey UD10.