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Posted by simguy on November 15, 2013, 10:13 am

Before: "I don't see how Kendrick beats me," Stewart shrugs, showing her "perplexed" face. "We box, I'll pick her apart - she'll never touch me. We slug, she'll touch me, but she'll be tasting power she's never experienced before. She moves inside, my endurance and work rate'll grind her up. Like - what tactics can she use? In a boxing ring, I'm gonna have to say: nothing."

Kendrick chipper, anxious to start punching. "Good thing boxing's not a math test, or I guess Kristen'd have this all figured out!" Anna grins at podium. "There's no figuring heart. Heart tends to mess up a girl's plans, you know? I mean, when she hits me with everything's she's got, and I just keep coming at her? That's psychologically demoralizing, and a demoralized girl doesn't execute her plans very well. All sorts of things could break my way in this fight, and Stewart better be ready for the unexpected!"

KStew in dark green bra-style bikini; small pink mitts; hair in loose tangles. Anna in gold wrap-around bandeau top/black bikini bottoms; small black gloves; long brown hair held back by stretchy gold headband.

During R1: Stewart hopping in and out in wide stance, left hand angled low, looking to swat hooks/backhand jabs; right hand poised, ready to issue vicious counters. Kendrick dukes-at-cheeks, bobbing on approach - she wants to step-close, hook-and-whirl from there. Clockwise rotation from Kristen, just trying to turn-and-touch Anna into compliance. Net results: KStew in charge; Anna scoring in spots, but unable to sustain pressure.

R2: Exact same: Kristen controlling Anna with legs/jab; scolding Anna right hands as necessary; cuffing Anna hooks head and jug. Kendrick determined, bobbing/weaving her way close, scrounging for ribs and tits in spots, but it's on-tempo for Kris through 2.

R3: Same. Anna brave, determined, coming forward, but getting turned-and-touched for points.

R4: Same approach, but harder hitting from KStew: she hooks Anna out of orbit, walks her down with purpose. Kendrick eating a number of very hard head-punches - straight rights to kisser/hooks to chin...she's wobbling about all hurt and shabby. Stewart maintaining formal discipline at all times - never abandoning her stance to swarm-and-finish...still circling, still placing her shots - happy to pick at hurting Anna rather than risk an all out finishing assault.

R5: Anna shows spirit - answering her worst round with her best. Stewart walking in now, just looking to wear the rest of Anna out, but Kendrick won't have it. Anna blasting short right hands to chin; hooking out wide to wrap around Krissy's head and drag off balance. Sloppier slugging plays to Kendrick's strengths...she beats her first points out of Kristen in wide-ranging action all around the ring.

R6; Stewart grim-faced off her stool, weaving in close, fitting a muscular, short left uppercut to Anna's chin...Kendrick spilling to her right, stumbling to all fours well and truly smote. Anna plucky and brave off her knees, but she's a rickety vixen: Kristen stepping in strong, jabbing Anna's forehead to knock her back into ropes, then working. Harsh beating meted out: Kristen systematically whacking the waist/flanks, creeping up-torso, clobbering Kendrick about the ears. Anna digs in at apron, trying to keep her guard together, but OH what a drubbing she's absorbing through 6. Bell: Kris looks swooning Anna over - Kendrick's ribcage practically smoking from punishment.

R7: Kris applying the finishing touches - stepping in to palm-push Anna's shoulders, walking her down, hooking her, feeding her chopping-short right hands to head. Kendrick in stumbling retreat for first minute, but midway through she walks Krissy in, hooks-with and STEWART'S HURT! Kristen's back (right) leg spasming too far back, then too far forward - eyes're panicked...she's hurt and ON COMES ANNA! Kendrick bearing her fangs, reaching in to body KStew to ropes then ROMPING TO BODY! Chugging left/rights work belly, then Anna's shifting weight to back (right) leg, clawing hooks across Krissy's jugs! Stewart sputtering, taking shots, extending hands to push Anna off...Kendrick answering her tormentress with a torrent of whirling blows for points!

R8: Krissy glassy-eyed, still shaky...she stumbles out to cuddle, but Anna hooks tummy, hooks mouth and DOWN GOES KSTEW! Kendrick shouting down with incoherent glee till ref pushes her away: Krissy rickety up off her glutes, swooning at ropes for 8. ON COMES ANNA! Kendrick plowing into Krissy to stack, then keeping her head beneath Stewart's chin, all the better to beat her body hup-hup-hup! Krissy groaning, sagging hurt into ropes, but as Anna's exuberance turns to fatigue, Stewart starts pitchin' back! Krissy miserably hurt down the stretch, but she kisses the right uppercut off Anna's face; hooks Anna's tits, winning herself breathing room off the ropes. Round ends to the sight of a wear Kendrick slapping back arm punches as Kristen feeds her foe straight rights/clapping hooks to head.

R9: KStew back to the pattern of her early rounds - circling around her jab. Difference is both girls greatly reduced - each a shabby shadow of the well-prepared, shining celebrity who began the fight. Despite deterioration, Stewart able to hook-and-jab her way to points, bloodying Anna's nose in the process.

R10: Kristen cuffing left/right at Anna's gut, backing away with hands low, mouth open: Kendrick steps with in-crouch, leaping up into a gambling hook and BLOWING KRISSY TO HER BACK! Crowd roaring to collective feet as Stewart's head bounces off canvas - Krissy's face pinched and distraught as she's momentarily out. Kendrick squealing - running to the wrong corner, then to the neutral: blubbering Krissy rolling over right hip, desperately pushing to her knees. Stewart beats the count sloppy, lolling on ropes with half-closed eyes...she forms earmuff as Anna takes a deep breath and WADES ON IN! Kendrick on Stewart violence - Anna pushing her head into Krissy's guard, then belting her heartfelt wallops wide to hips/flanks...Anna just trying to grind Krissy down to body, then pick her up hard via the brawny left uppercut! Krissy sponging, just trusting her conditioning - she soaks up the beating of a lifetime, but as Anna's ardor cools, Krissy starts to chuck leather! Short uppercuts, choppy hooks start to knock Anna's head back...she steps back in crossed-arm, mouth open, eyes bleak. Krissy off the ropes with a lashing hook to breadbasket, buckling the knees of Anna - but neither girl has the power left to stop the other. Round ends to the sight of desperately hurt vixens slugging it out shoulder to shoulder - ref has to pull 'em apart as both girls lost in mutual slugging hazes. Comes back 1 point duke - Kristen Stewart!

After: Stewart blubbering with relief, crying exhausted tears as the ref holds her limp left arm aloft. Anna snivelling, worried she's let the side down, but she's swamped by Academy girls who love the effort she kicked out tonight. "Anna's a good little brawler," a lumped up Kristen admits wearily in postfight. "You know, she didn't have the tools to compete, but she just didn't care. When she needed to hurt me, she hurt me. When she needed knockdowns to stay in the fight, she got them. Seyfried better watch out: Anna's like the Academy's Amanda S!"