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Posted by simguy on November 15, 2013, 10:21 am

Before: "Natalie Dormer can be thoughtlessly cruel and tactless in her comments," Emily reminds press in prefight, "but she's not wrong about Minka. There was a brief window in time when a squat, hippy, puncher's physique was proving successful at bantam, but clearly evolution has moved the game on. The women who are coming on strong now are tall and athletic - myself, Emily Vancamp, Liz Olsen...other types may war amongst themselves, but I'm afraid the days of empire are over for the Minka Kellys and Elisha Cuthberts of this world."

Kelly scowling at the thought of being relegated to Darwin's scrap heap. "We'll see how smug Emily is when I put a right hand on her chin," Kelly says in rebuttal. "You can be built anyway you want - it's what's inside that counts. I don't quit. I keep coming no matter what. Can Emily say the same? How are her long legs going to hold up when I'm hammering her ribcage for a round or two? These Rampant girls needs to be chopped down a peg or three. Chopping starts in this fight!"

Minka in purple lace-and-satin bra-and-panties; soft brown curls long and loose; small black gloves. Emily in black lace-and-satin bra and panties; small black gloves; blonde curls tied back off her brow. Girls tight-lipped, smouldering during staredown, electing not to touch gloves.

During R1: Emily treating Minka to a classy jab-and-pivot routine - blonde girl keeping the fight midring, showing Kelly angles. Mink trying to set and lead that hard straight right to chest, but finding it difficult to line Blunt up: British girl's clockwise movement keeping her outside Minka's right shoulder. Tactical round but intense: eyes bright and alert, lips pressed tight as Kelly can't trim the ring against Emily's legs.

R2: Same again - good up-the-middle pressure from Minka stymied by pre-emptive jab-and-pivot routines from Emily. Em with dukes chest-high, chin up - she's trusting her legs to keep her safe; jotting her punches to Minka's pretty face with straight, economic delivery. Blunt increasingly comfy as round goes on, treating Minka to a steady diet of piston-like left/rights - brunette getting her face pasted through 2.

R3: Mink adjusts - stepping in the left jab at times, rather than leading that stubby straight right...Blunt getting caught more often, re-routed backwards rather than to her left. Kelly able to negotiate blonde girl to ropes; lower head; go at Blunt's ribs with whirling ferocity: Emily clinching for breaks, looking hassled and grumpy.

R4: Minka steps in a STOUT lead right to Emily's mouth, startling her: blonde girl standing up straight, chin up-and-out - easy pickin's for Minka's follow-on clip-across left hook! BLONDE GIRL DOWN! Blunt blown to her back with a crash...she's a rickety vixen getting to her feet, swaying on the spot for 8. On comes Minka and OH, what a beating. Kelly squaring on Emily's chest - brunette lowering her head, butting the crown into fluttering blonde breasts, crossing hands right atop left and using elbows to shove Emily ropeside. From there, the punching: ripping hooks and right hands tummy and flanks; carving brush-back right uppercuts to chin in tight; brutal bludgeonings of Emily's head and shoulders as blonde girl stoops forward behind her mitts. Minka just HEAVING it to Emily, pushin' and a-punchin' like a champ. Blunt in survival mode: eyes blank and glassy, lips parted...she's battered senseless, but showing real heart. Brunette empties her tank trying to get Emily out of there, but blonde girl still standing - ableit shakily - at bell.

R5: Emily drops left hand to her side as Minka's wading in...blonde girl waits for Kelly's dependable lead-right; slips juuust inside it, feeding Kelly the jagged counter-right uppercut in receipt. MINKA GOES WOBBLY BUTT! Precision power from Blunt puts Minka in a jackpot...brunette stamping in fence-post holes, trying to shake off hurt. Emily grimly pivoting to her right, clawing come-along hooks across Minka's breasts, turning her into the short, chopping right cross. Kelly weathers the storm, begins belting away hooks and right hands to ribcage from an elbows-in tight configuration: Blunt grits her teeth, absorbs the heat, continues to key on Kelly's chin via tidy right-or-left uppercuts. Emily chipping away, gradually winning back the initiative...Minka well-trimmed to chin, forms crossed-arm front with back of right hand at left cheek. Blunt increases distance against Kelly's new front, touching jabs to brunette hairline, but staying safely outside to bell.

R6: Minka bobbing her way into range, feeding Emily the straight right lead, hooking to clean up...blonde girl on her heels early, startled by Kelly's curvy power. Emily fighting a series of cute counter-punching rallies as she slides to her right across ropes - Minka munching on a variety of potshotting right uppercuts to chin, backhanded jabs, and wide, clapping rights upside the head. Blunt able to leg out the pressure, winding her way to midring: she's got Minka out on the end of the jab, bobbing and defensive. Blonde girl touching poke to brunette hairline, timing Minka's bobbing head movement and fetching her a gorgeous little right uppercut at the perfect moment. Minka bobbing down onto the punch, puts herself wobbly-butt...she's hurt, trying to find her feet, when Emily jumps in a clean-up hook to chin, clobbering Kelly to her buttocks at the bell!

R7: Minka battling back, but busting up: Emily executing fighting retreats to ring aprons - pinging straight one-twos off Minka's face, then sidestepping her to circle-return midring. Frustrating stuff for Kelly: aggression is there, heart is there, but she's eating a lot just for the privilege of beating a punch or two against Emily's sleek ribcage. Kelly unable to pin Blunt down and work her over ropeside: Emily's legs and accurate hands gradually winning the fight, chippin' the pretty off Minka through 7.

R8: Emily feints Minka, then walks her into a jarring short left uppercut, scattering Kelly to knees and elbows seconds in. Minka too proud, too quick to rise...she's still reeling after the 8 count - easy pickings for Emily's strafing one-twos...blonde girl pasting away for another knockdown just seconds later. Kelly sniveling, fighting back tears - falling to her butt on her first attempt up...she beats the count, but she's lumpy from punishment, and disheveled. And then: tactical mistake from Emily! Blunt supremely confident after the pinpoint knockdowns, but she doesn't press for finish. Minka able to get moving forward in bobbing crouches - brunette chasing lithe blonde around the ring, even batting Blunt's flanks in the corners until blonde girl ties up. Minka able to right the ship with consistent, sturdy, no-frills pursuit: Emily actually gets a talking-to during the break, despite her 2 knockdown performance!

R9: A more aggressive Emily assumes forward aspect - back (right) heel up off canvas; stiff jabs cracking off Minka's face; drilling right hands kissing off chin. Kelly punched ragged, but still facing-in: she's showing no respect for blonde power, despite Blunt's good results. Minka's stubborness allows her to come forward eventually, but Blunt fighting well in retreat: blonde girl feeding her brunette a steady diet of straight, accurate lefts and rights, then turning nimbly at the aprons to avoid crowding. Not content with one successful pattern - Emily begins feeding Minka the odd hooking left hand to liver - walking Kelly in, touching her the one-twos to get her blocking high, then digging home to ribcage. Satisfied look on Emily's pretty face as Minka grimaces upon receipt of tuff body shots...blonde girl really slowing her brunette in the 9th.

R10: Minka eating jabs, looking shabby, when suddenly: rocketing overhand right from Kelly surprises Blunt, kissing across Emily's chin and BLONDE GIRL DOWN! Blunt clipped, reeling to her left before clattering to her back...she's up all rickety and stunned as Minka SEETHES in neutral corner. ON COMES MINKA! Emily hurt, digging in at apron...crowd chanting "LET'S GO MIN-KA (clap clap clapclapclap)"...Kelly forward all blazing eyes, hunched shoulders. No way out for Blunt so she tightens up and competes: savage shoulder to shoulder fighting as Kelly looks to close the show, Emily looks to deny her foe. Minka eating short, clipping uppercuts - her head jolting and popping up as Blunt scores with either hand, but brunette won't back off. Kelly constantly pushing in, rolling her left shoulder/chickenwinged left elbow to keep Emily pinned down, then beating her without mercy. Crowd-pleasing toe-to-toe to bell - Kelly punishing her blonde, Emily surviving smartly. Comes back UD10 Emily Blunt.

AFTER: Minka all busted up, forlorn: she's looking at weeks of abuse in the gym from Cuthbert, and more importantly - she suffered at the classy hands of Emily Blunt tonight. Emily offering perfunctory acknowledgment of Minka afterward: cool, but not mean - a quick hug and nod. "I did what I trained to do," Emily shrugs in postfight. "Minka's a very sturdy girl but she doesn't adjust her angle of attack well: we wanted to encircle her, whittle her down from outside, and that we did. I wanted to own a bit more body than I did, but credit that to Minka: she hit me very hard at points, made it very expensive to get at her torso with any commitment. I give myself a solid B. The stoppage was certainly there and I let it get away, but otherwise a good comprehensive beating of a proven woman."