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15 November 2013 Chloe Bennet vs Leann Rimes

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Posted by simguy on November 15, 2013, 10:26 am.

BEFORE: "Man it's great to be here!" Chloe B gushes at podium. "I'm getting bombarded by online questions, so now's a good chance to do a quick FAQ for you guys!

NIKKI S: Not sorry I scooped her spot. I'm not going to weep for Nicole Scherzinger because I'm hotter and better - welcome to life, honey. Honestly, if I were to cry about every body I'm planning to step over in the next little while, things would be getting pretty ugly up in here (makes circle with her finger around her face). I've heard through the grapevine that Nikki's planning to street-pounce me. If that's true, then I say 'bring it, bytch'. Just make sure the Paparrazzi are there - hate to waste a good ass-whuppin'!

BRITNEY: You know, sometimes fights get made at the level of DNA. Brit and I aren't blind - we can see how we'd be just about the hottest fight boxing or wrestling, but here's the thing: girls are human beings, not just seething masses of competitive genes. Sorry to break it to you guys, but even when every cell in your body is telling you to punch the other girl in the stomach, we CAN over-ride those instincts. I know Brit's had her stable-issues in the past - Alba, Carmen Electra, Lilo...but if she's cool with me, I'm cool with her. Doesn't have to be drama.

KALEY: I want to really dig in at bantam, so Cuoco's probably not going to happen anytime soon. But down the road, if she wanted to make a catchweight? We'd have to seriously consider that, because Kaley Cuoco is a long term career objective of mine.

NASHVILLE: I was SO disappointed with my failure to launch there. I was supposed to do a bunch of fight-marketing support for that show, but you know what? Hayden took one look at me and said: 'I'm not letting Chloe happen'. You know how when guys see Hayden, they automatically want to see her fight? Well I have that same kind of heat, and she couldn't handle it. Plus, I know for a fact she didn't want me overshadowing Clare Bowen, so the producers shelved me. Hayden's lucky she's just a little runt: if she were bigger? We'd be punching.

MINKA: Minka Kelly's got this thing where she's the hottest brunette on TV, right? I mean, win or lose, she's always got that - that's her safe place. That's what keeps her grounded. The second I signed with Frontstreet, I shattered that Minka-centric universe. I mean, me at Frontstreet is a wake-up call to a LOT of girls, but to Minka? It's more like a cattle-prod!

QUALITY OF COMP: Look, I'll fight anyone, anywhere. I'm the type-a girl will stop in at Hooters to fight the house champ, just to get some cardio in. But that doesn't mean I'm going to fight a bum-of-the-month for two years to 'position' for a title. I'm positioned Right Now. The whole freaking WORLD wants to see me fight the girls of their dreams, Right Now. And I don't need to learn how to fight. You remember when Erica Durance turned pro? Eliza Dushku? Evangeline Lilly? I'm like those girls. Take me out of the box, point me at a girl, and get out of the way. No assembly required!"

Leann Rimes rolling her eyes, shaking her head...she's profoundly unimpressed by Chloe's narrative. "I know those Nashville guys, know Hayden a little bit, and I've heard a different story about Chloe," Leann smirks. "I heard they tried her out. Brought in some Cheryl Burke type sparring partner to put Chloe through her paces, and that girl wound up beating Bennet bloody. She couldn't fight. She wasn't ready. That's why Nashville didn't happen for her. You think Hayden cares about another girl's heat? Hayden doesn't ring-block girls. I've been around a long time guys - I know a two-bit, self-promoting, no-talent, casting-couch tramp when I see one. I'ma take this girl into the ring and give her the beating of her young life. When I'm done, we'll see what's she REALLY made of."

Chloe in lavender bra and panties with white-lace detailing (made famous on AoS); small black gloves; long brown hair loose and soft-curled. Leann in black bikini with ruffled butt and jug; small black gloves; shoulder-length blonde hair in ruff-n'-tumble tangles.

During R1: Chloe hops out in southpaw - right foot and shoulder forward. Very close grouping of hands around her chin, elbows in, torso crouching forward. Chloe weaves Leann's straight one-two, leaning in close to punch blonde jugs a short lead left. Weaving head-movement for Chloe sets up a biting right hook across Leann's left temple; tidy left/right snatches at Rimes' taut gut. Rimes tries short left/right uppercuts to straighten Bennet up: Chloe immediately steps in to tie up, showing her leg strength by walking Leann to ropes. Chloe breaks without ref - top of her head bracing Leann's breasts: brunette goes to work on blonde waistline, chopping and swatting. Rimes grimacing, hating the body-punishment - she tries tying up, but brawny Chloe wrestles blonde girl into ropes, pushes free and gets back to business downstairs. Short, compact, vicious hitting - Chloe investing heavily in ribs and tummy, using hands to palm Leann's hips, or right elbow to nudge blonde body for resets. Bell: Bennet grinning, hair wild in her eyes as she spins away; Leann hurting, hugging her ribs after a rugged shutout first.

R2: Chloe hopping out in-stance, weaving in low, placing that heavy, short lead left in Rimes' midsection, then looking to hook-and-get-out. Rimes grimacing, feeling the weight of Chloe's compact sock: blonde girl trying to catch aggressive brunette with tight uppercuts out of the earmuff. Midway through, things click for Leann: she clips Chloe the left uppercut to chin; chips in the right uppercut, putting Bennet wobbly-butt! Chloe momentarily frazzled...she reaches to clinch behind Leann's head: blonde girl keeps her hands moving, ripping right/left to paunch. Ropes: Leann belting away all glaring eyes/bared teeth, but wicked, sharp exchanges of lefts and rights in horizontal plane goes Chloe's way! RIMES' legs give a shimmy as she wobbles out of orbit, allowing Bennet to step off the ropes. Chloe leaning in to fetch blonde-girl a series of short, drilling, straight left hands to face - compact punches off the shoulder with plenty of back and legs behind 'em. Rimes driven to ropes, showing earmuff...Bennet able to belt away to glory in above either blonde hip, sending tremors down Rimes' legs by the bell.

R3: Lead left hands followed by clean-up right hooks - compact, strong punching from Chloe. Bennet weaving her head with her work, never leaving it stationary at Rimes' center line UNLESS Bennet's using the head to bully Leann's chest. Rimes gnashing her teeth, trying to clip the short uppercut receipts, but Chloe's hard to locate despite standing right in front of her girl. Rimes backs out, giving Chloe a bit of a boxing look...blonde girl using her legs, roaming clockwise around a stiff left jab. Bennet troubled by the change in tactics, but aggressive - she eventually shoots in, walks Leann to ropes, then sets up strong to fight off Rimes' chest.

R4: Rimes on her toes, circling the ring...Chloe the aggressor, walking her blonde down, looking to bang the body, then check the chin. Bennet's pursuit carries the first two minutes as Rimes runs, but down the stretch, crafty blonde walks her eager brunette into a sneaky lead-right to chin! Chloe with a little stutter step, eyes blinking rapidly as her feet try to find balance...Leann shoe-shines gut and breasts, sidesteps counter-clockwise to expose Chloe's left hip/lower back...blonde girl salts away the round with hateful, lashing buggy whip rights against Chloe's back. Boos from the pro-Chloe crowd; grim determination on Leann's face as she marches back to her corner; Chloe wincing, clutching at her back, showing her pain.

R5: Chloe cutting off the ring, forcing Leann to trade - leads to spirited exchanges all around the ring. Chloe generally the harder-hitter, punching Rimes out of position then walking her down, but Leann showing true grit. Rimes digging in, answering, scuffing uppercuts at Chloe's face inside, trading healthy shellack to Chloe's body. Ingenue takes the round, but veteran makes her pay for every inch of canvas taken.

R6: Chloe continues to outwork Leann in bump-and-slug exchanges inside - grim mathematics of attrition starting to wear on Leann. Rimes mouth-breathing, getting her head cracked hard on occasion. She'll tie up when rocked, but Chloe adept at wriggling/bumping free, pumping blonde gut whenever Leann wraps arms around brunette head. Rimes increasingly sloppy - punching with her feet parallel, arms occasionally wrapping Chloe's shoulders...Bennet deliberately ducking into the arc of wider blonde punches, crowding close. Bell: Chloe grinning, making dancing eye-contact...Rimes doesn't like it, reaches a small-gloved hand to take a fistfull of long brunette tresses and YANKING Chloe's head sideways. Crowd boos; ref jumps; tempers flare...Leann not exactly lying down for Chloe through 6.

R7: RIMES CLIPS BENNET! Leann fitting a tight left/right uppercut combo onto Chloe's chin as brunette's coming in...Bennet's curvy legs give a shimmy, spilling her face-first to ropes as Leann sidesteps. Rimes: hard-eyed, tight lipped as she steps-to. Left hand pushes at Chloe's earmuff guard or right shoulder while right hand dishes out withering sidearm buggywhips ribs and head. Bennet in shock, Britney-esque legs holding her up, but she's not answering back...Leann able to take her time, get her weight forward, put her back into lashing strokes that go a long way to getting her back in the fight! Bell: ref pulls Leann off a swaying, dreamy-eyed Chloe...Bennet blinking, lips parted...she's just had her first FCBA ass-kicking.

R8: Rimes aggressively at Chloe, backing her up with raking one-twos at the open. Bennet hurt, flat-footed, but keeping her composure: she keeps dukes at temples, retreats in good order, fights compact and well off the apron. Chloe able to gradually wrest the initiative away from Leann, outpunching the blonde in withering, chopping exchanges to chin inside. Down the stretch it's Chloe stepping forward, Leann giving ground...blonde girl not answering as brunette places lathering rights and lefts to midsection.

R9: Chloe with those short lead left hands/clip across right hooks...Leann gets her chin-toggled early and BLONDE GIRL DOWN! Bennet grinning at the sight of her first knockdown...Leann on buns-and-elbows, trying to rally. Rimes gamely off the mat, telling ref she's good: leads to sustained pursuit-and-punishment along the ropes as Chloe jumps in. Frisky, but disciplined clean-up...Chloe not evidencing one-punch power, but she's diligent about her girl - always bumping and crowding, always working, really getting into Leann's body with crowd-pleasing thump. Rimes able to ride it out, but she's ashen-faced, hollow-eyed...Chloe's really doing a number on lean blonde torso through 9. Crowd chant at bell: "Chloe Bennet (clap clap clapclapclap)!"

R10: Chloe jumping at her girl to finish; Rimes grimly digging in and trading, making Chloe fight for real estate. Leann winning hearts and minds here: she's a battered beauty at this point, visibly worn down, but still competing, catching Chloe in trade. Bennet SO willful, refusing to back off when smote...she's walking through Leann's punches, digging viciously at blonde gut, then chopping short right hooks to chin. Down the stretch - Chloe working Leann over at ropes...blonde girl stops punching, stooping forward butt-in-ropes, hands at earmuff. Rimes loose, used-up - CHLOE GOES FOR BROKE! Seconds left...Chloe punches Leann upright against ropes, feeding her a short right uppercut/choppy left hand outwide as BLONDE GIRL GOES LIMP! Rimes' pride holding her up, but the REF JUMPS IN! TKO10 in final minute, Chloe Bennet!

AFter: Stoppage victory just exactly what the Frontstreet braintrust were looking for: Chloe showing the skills and aggression she had promised up front. Postfight - Bennet takes the microphone from the interviewer and grins aggressively into the camera. Speaking deliberately, enunciating every syllable, Chloe says: "Piper PERABO. Tracy SPIRIDAKOS. Laura VANDERVOORT. Katie CASSIDY. Nicole SCHERZINGER. Elisha CUTHBERT. Minka KELLY. Emily VANCAMP. Candice ACCOLA. Scarlett JOHANNSON. Jennifer Love HEWITT. Aly MICHALKA. Jessica ALBA. Alice EVE."

Chloe drops the mic with a howl of electronic feedback and struts away all angry confidence.