

JMD TITLE BOUT
Posted by simguy & Vassago on November 20, 2013, 11:19 am
BEFORE: "It's about time someone produced an impressive enough run to give her a shot at my title", reigning champion Lacey Chabert beams pre-fight, "I know it's been a full year since the JMD straps were on the line but let's be honest, I don't need another humiliation of Christina Ricci to feel any better. And ever since Jessica Simpson decided to get pregnant every other year, it's not the same thing anymore. But there comes a girl who I hear is being touted as the "Next Lacey Chabert". Now, that's where I step in for verification. And yes, my recent Maxim shoot was done to remind everyone why I AM the best JMD ever had! It's up to Jessica Lowndes to find out exactly what I'm talking about!" |
Lacey's had a mediocre year by her standards losing to arch nemesis Kristen Bell along the way but secured a massive confidence boost in a one point duke over another long-term rival Sarah Carter just few weeks ago. However Jessica's Lowndes undefeated run in JMD competition for the last eleven months has send shockwaves among the fans of the genre and resulted in unanimous verdict that noboody's been that impressive since Chabert herself in 2008.
Epic destructions of Vanessa Hudgens and Michelle Williams give Lowndes full creditentials to challenge the "Best JMD ever had" and the Canadian brunette enters the frame as composed and focused as never before. Claiming the ownership of Hudgens' rack is one thing, doing the same against the living legend is something else. While Lowndes has done all she could to relieve Vanessa from the "second coming of Lacey" impression, she faces her biggest test of strenght to date, not even handing Mishy her first ever KO1 loss could possibly compare to this Caesars Palace showdown. She ignores the pre-fight trash talk and it's the first time that happened in her career. The writing is very much on the wall for Lowndes.
Lacey Chabert wearing a pale blue lacy lingerie outfit straight from her latest Maxim shoot (pictured above) and black gloves. Brown hair in loose waves. Jessica Lowndes wearing a black X-shaped monokini, tied with a red bow across the breasts and red gloves. Brown hair in a high ponytail. The fight is scheduled for ten rounds in the flyweight division.
Round 1:
Lowndes wants a Mishy destruction repeat, charges at the champion and thuds immediate jabs against the cleavage, works frantically to push Chabert on the back foot as early as possible and indicates she won't be taking any prisoners tonight. If Lacey expected a slow start by the challenger she's up for a thumping surprise as Lowndes rocks her jugs with a fine cross hooking and keeps showing her no respect whatsoever by further assault as she swings from the side and avoids the forearms to connect with the champon's breasts. Chabert squeals early, more in surprise rather than pain as he finally finds her footwork and is able to break the close range for a moment but Lowndes jumps at her and bounces off the jugs with her own package, wobbles Lacey to the side and slices her rack with a quick hooking combo; Chabert's forced to send straight jabs from behind the leather more often than not and has to revert into some fancy footwork to regain control as Jessica keeps harrassing her in close range; eats couple of wide slaps late on but that makes no impression at all and Lacey looks annoyed already even though she avoided a Mishy-like disaster and prevented the Canadian from landing a really big punch.
Round 2:
Jessica looks annoyed as well during the interval as she failed to really hurt Lacey and endures a swift response instead; Lacey slips by a hooking charge and has Lowndes wobbling forward, cracks a huge left between the arms and whips the Canadian to the side, throws immediate flurry of leather right on the money and gets the Las Vegas crowd on their feet by bashing Lowndes' chest from both hands in close range; Jessica dekes to the side but still eats one big hook and is forced to seek a clinch as Chabert hammers at her with uppercuts from both hands, bounces off the left forearm and digs an elbow to the rack, wobbles Lowndes on the back foot and cracks a low hook on the ribcage to make the challenger moan; Lowndes throws a death stare at the suddenly raging champion but has to seek cover as Lacey's uppercuts slice her guard for good and make for a solid back & forth rocking of the black monokini and the red bow takes an early punishment, Lacey matches the first round assault rate and sags a covering Lowndes butt-in-ropes late on but runs out of time to make further impact.
Round 3:
Chabert's fully in her stride now, needed just a single round to make a statement but Lowndes shows some punch resistance despite getting nailed on the red bow again; Lacey's lively as you like on her feet and beats the Canadian for a cross hooking rapid fire, sets her sight on that bow as she thuds half-uppercuts from point blank-range, forces Jessica to turn around in avoidance but only when she cracks a low hook on the liver area, the challenger yelps in discomfort and allows Lacey to stagger her in the desired position, another series of uppercuts make the difference as Lowndes gets fed with her own weapon and trembles to the side, gets whacked from the side as Chabert's eyes start to glow and she leans on the younger brunette and rips into her cleavage with more fury... LOWNDES' HURT!!! She shrieks in pain as her arms get shattered aside and enable Lacey to reel the Canadian butt-in-ropes again; champion drives with her head dropping low and almost clipping Jessica's nose, frantic jabbing from both hands results in extended moaning from the challenger as Chabert's all over her red bow and bounces the jugs up & down in the dying seconds; punches the air in delight at the bell while Lowndes bends forward and stares at the canvas struggling to catch her breath after a solid thumping at her expense. Crowd cheers 'La-cey, La-cey, La-cey' all the way through the interval...
Round 4:
Jessica's understandably laid-back to start the fourth but Lacey moves on her in no time and wants to establish full control over the challenger, fakes jabbing from the side and thumps trademark uppercuts instead, slices the Canadian's mitts again and one of the gloves bounces off Lowndes' nose to cause more trouble as Lacey buries quick hooks on the red bow and wobbles a wincing foe to the side. Jessica tries to mount a comeback and leaps in chaotic fashion but as she bounces off the champion's forearms, gets tagged by another wayward elbows and loses her footing, enables Chabert to pour in with more uppercuts on the jugs and squeals in pain again; Lacey drops the tempo a bit but still gives the younger brunette a handful, bats straight through the guard and thuds the breasts to the side with Jessica covering up but getting pushed to the ropes in the final minute and seeking a desperate clinch; Chabert's workrate as good as ever though and she sends more hooks from the side to leave Lowndes gasping for air at the bell and it's slowly but surely turning into a controlled Lacey rout in Vegas. The crowd loves it!
Round 5:
Apparently Lacey may want to break Jessica's mindset as well as her body since she's almost holding something extra back just in case but the challenger hasn't fully recovered at the start of the fifth and Chbaert keeps dominating the close range cross-hooking exchange, slips after a wayward effort skims off the forearms and enables Lowndes to send a proper jabbing combo and briefly stagger the champion but the superior footwork comes to Lacey's rescue and she has Jessica slicing the air thereafter, whacks her on the liver to establish authority and jumps into another charge. Lowndes stands tall for a change and withstands the jug-to-jug contact, cracks an uppercut herself and leaps immediately after the slightly stunned champion, bats her over the top and grazes the windpipe to reel Lacey back; pounds away at the rack from both hands and sends Chabert to the opposite corner but the response comes sooner rather than later as a sudden all-in-barrage catches Jessica on the rack and halts her charge; Lacey with her back againt the turnbuckle slices the forearms and whips uppercuts with the torso following on and forcing Lowndes into another telling shriek; repeated left hook drilling spins the Canadian to the middle of the ring and it's another Lacey charge in the dying seconds, getting out of jail to slam piercing jabs against the ribcage and just batting the younger brunette into sheer disbelief. Eye to eye contact at the bell; Lacey winks and turns around flashing hair against Jessica's face and we're half way done in Vegas with the challenger unable to hurt the JMD living legend.
Round 6:
Chabert's taken four rounds on the spin and crowd wants her to knock the Canadian out now, bets are off for a KO finish during the next two rounds and Lacey realizes she's got Jessica right where she wants her... walks into a thumping right hand seconds into the sixth as Lowndes teased her with her arms dropped to the side and a hollow look in her eyes only to jump straight at her at the very last moment instead. LOWNDES MAULS RACK with a flurry of leather as Chabert squeals in a mix of anger and pain, responds after a lenghty period when she got wobbled to the side and thumps a series on the navel but Jessica doesn't yield an inch and keeps throwing punches from the top, bats Lacey's rack in north/south fashion and finally wobbles her on the back foot, pours from the side to shatter the champion's cover and tags the liver area, leans on her and tries to push towards the ropes but Chabert yells out in frustration and intends to maintain the overwhelming presence, digs into Lowndes' breadbasket and works the low assault, staggers the Canadian for a moment but gets nailed with a vicious uppercut as Jessica yells out herself and the slugging continues until the final minute with both girls bashing each other with drilling hooks in destructive fashion, Lowndes lands the final blow and earns the loudest yelp from the champion's mouth, digs another blow on the navel and shoves Lacey away towards her corner as the ref has to jump in to prevent more ugly scenes. Chabert glances over at her bikini top but it's all in tact there and looks over her shoulder only to see Lowndes slicing her throat in a telling gesture. No respect from the challenger whatsoever but the Vegas crowd still chants Lacey's name!
Round 7:
Chabert's determined to beat the last ounce of hope from Jessica and leaps into her in most committed fashion yet... gets drilled with a batting combo between the arms and has her own gloves shoved against the mouth as Lowndes rips into her guts instead and finds solace in close range pounding of the champion's rack... JESSICA HITS THE RED BUTTON and makes Lacey shriek after thumping her jugs up & down and clipping her chin with a wayward hook, no time for referee's reaction as the Canadian switches low and ravages Lacey's ribcage and forces her to seek a clinch for the first time tonight, suddenly there's no footwork to work in the champion's favor and Lowndes uppercuts the rack; Chabert with her head down gets tagged by her own jugs AS LOWNDES KEEPS RIPPING HER TO JELLY, loudest moaning yet and LACEY'S HURT.... Lowndes clobbers Chabert just like that and breaks the champion's composure and all the good work... Groaning Lacey tries to leap to the ropes, Jessica keeps drilling the rack and sways her foe back & forth, thuds the left hook on the liver area to sink Chabert forward and rips the put away uppercut straight between the jugs... CHABERT HITS THE DECK HARD ON HER BACKSIDE and stares at the Canadian's knees moments later... crowd switches support in wake of Lacey looking utterly shocked and battling tears... "Finish her! Finish her!", Lowndes winks back to the first row as Chabert struggles back to her feet at seven but shows barely any aggression on her face, flashes dark patches on her cheeks as she's got some trouble breathing.. AND LOWNDES KEEPS POUNDING HER INSIDES OUT through the last thirty seconds, Chabert covers up and just soaks up punishment as Jessica seeks terminal destruction, whacks the jugs around like crazy, screams out with every punch to gain mental advantage as well and Lacey's a second-rate mug at the bell, survives a horrendous round but almost trips over her own feet as she walks slowly to her stool and it's the contender beaming in the opposite corner!
Round 8:
Lacey's a bit chubby faced to start the eight, endured the worst juggernaut of the lot but realizes through all her experience there's no way back now and the judges might well throw away the cards as she bumps into Jessica seconds after the bell and starts jabbing from point blank range; Lowndes ain't that naive anymore too but sticks with the close range tactics and shows huge confidence in responding in another war of attrition, similar stuff to the conclusion of the sixth, mindless bashing in the middle of the ring with the KO finish waiting in the wings... Lacey's forced to go all-in as Jessica's body and mind display the title bout quality even at this stage much to several observers' surprise... Lowndes' red bow trembles but stays in tact as the champion's wardrobe malfunction efforts are fruitless; Chabert ups the barrage, shows more flexibility down the stretch and avoids couple of hooks, leaps at the contender and buries a jabbing combo on the money, Lowndes ducks low and bumps into her chest with a wayward elbow, sends a quick follow up from the side and as Lacey leans on her and tries to find some uppercuts to whip Jessica back, gets nailed on the navel with a low assault... Lowndes clips Chabert's chin with the top of her head and pours in with leather on the stomach as Lacey yells out in frustration and tries to adapt her feet to the unexpected onslaught.. huge left uppercuts bats her on the right breast though and wobbles forward as it's Jessica slamming those uppercuts instead and winning the struggle... Chabert's bikini top trembles as the champion's forced to cover up but the drilling continues and Lowndes throws her to the ropes few moments later as Lacey couldn't stand her ground anymore; more mindless bashing at the older brunette's expense with Jessica batting left hooks on the ribs and shoving a moaning champion against the turnbuckle, uppercut galore follows to slice the arms to the side and as Lacey lifts her head, Jessica plants a left forearm against her windpipe and buries her right hand against the jug... Chabert's blocked off, trapped even as her moaning increases a notch with Lowndes trying to punch the bikini top off and dumping the champion into another pool of misery; ref hauls off the challenger at the bell, Lacey can't even look at her and quite frankly it's a credit to her JMD experience she's still on her feet. Lowndes catches the second wind and storms back into this one with just two rounds remaining... and the bets are on again!
Round 9:
Chabert's hurting physically but she's not giving up the crown yet, the mindset still sharp enough to force Lowndes into another slugging affair... the entire Caesars Palace on their feet as LACEY RIPS INTO JESSICA'S GUTS... the footwork superiority has been with the champion all night long and send Lowndes wobbling forward; Lacey slips by and mauls chest with half-uppercuts to gain early control of the close range, Jessica struggles to find her position, gets whacked on the back foot as Lacey pours in through the minute mark and just fails in trapping the challenger on the ropes... She drops her tempo, finally one might say, but gets thumped in response straight away and there's no place for a second of respite as a wincing Lowndes uppercuts through the arms and whacks the jugs against Chabert's chin... both girls give each other no quarter down the stretch in another bashing galore, Lowndes the more vocal of the two but landing heavier looking shots, Lacey leaps at her though at the decisive moment and bumps off to the back foot, buries a gutwrencher on the navel before switching targets to the red bow and drilling it thereafter... LOWNDES BELLOWS OUT ONTO THE ROPES and soaks up the champion's leather with Chabert lacking precision and skimming off the forearms too often to send the Canadian down for the count... still, Jessica's energy supply enters the red zone and loses the heavy leather to fight back from behind the guard; Chabert whips low hooks on the ribcage to keep her trapped and signs off the round with another uppercut assault that has Jessica gasping for air and dropping her head down at the bell; Lacey refuses to let go and has to be dragged away by the ref and nobody inside the Palace knows what will happen in the final round.
Round 10:
Incredible fightback from Lowndes still gives her a realistic shot at the title but she looked suspiciously cumbersome in the latter half of the ninth and still struggles to find her breath with Lacey seemingly catching the second wind a bit later but more importantly at the right time. CHABERT POUNDS AWAY in a sudden gust of utmost brutality, whacks Lowndes with uppercuts to stagger the challenger in the middle of the ring and wants to untie the red bow as Jessica's guard is nowhere to be found anymore and her boat seems to have sailed!!! Crowd's back on the champion's side and she pumps those uppercuts spot on, yells out louder in sheer determination to pound Lowndes' jugs to jelly as the moaning Canadian GETS BATTERED THROUGH THE SECOND MINUTE and loses her balance, gets whooped towards the turnbuckle and strikes a tragic figure with Lacey thriving... more uppercuts follow as the noise level drops from one side only to increase from the other... Jessica's giving nothing back anymore as she's surely running on empty but that just fuels Lacey's desire to tear the guts out of her... final minute... epic beatdown from the champ in this round, just bashing Lowndes' jugs to jelly... but wait for it... challenger gets spun around onto the ropes and can't keep her arms high enough as Lacey spikes her north to south and just reduced into a pulp, round seven revisited but with a different punisher... twenty five seconds left on the clock and the challenger's arms go numb as she's got no air left in her lungs... CHABERT POUNDS THE RED BOW OFF... massive shriek from the wrecked Canadian... the X-shape monokini is no more as both laces spring aside relieved of their bow mounting...SHE'S DONE... wardrobe malfunction in the dyins seconds, Chabert wants more though and thumps the exposed cleavage, adds the frickin' icing on the cake... REF HAULS HER OFF as Lowndes wraps herself against the turnbuckle probably not realizing her chest has been clobbered into the open... TKO10 and STILL the proudest rack in business... Lacey Chabert!!!
AFTER: Chabert simply enjoys the sight of Lowndes sliding down onto the canvas few seconds after thge fight was called... "I didn't just stopped her jugs, I WRECKED her guts out", she yells out in excitement and struts back to her corner to have her gloves removed. Meanwhile Jessica slumps onto her backside and bends her head against the canvas, sitting there as a battered loser and still not exactly aware of her whereabouts. Vegas crowd roars in massive delight as Imagine Dragons' "Radioactive" pumps through the speakers before the verdict is announced.
Lacey adjusts her Maxim bikini top, rocks her jugs around as the cameras flash in numbers but notices something on the canvas and moves quickly to pick it up.. Lowndes still down on all fours unable to catch her breath and sobbing deep down in her heart... Oh, yes, the red bow is right here for the champion to be picked up... Lacey grabs it and poses for the cameras again.. "I'll take that as a souvenir, I guess Jessica won't mind, will she?"; a quick glance at the Canadian brunette earns Chabert a good laugh and she heads straight over to her to fully asses the damage. Lowndes just can't get up and prefers to lay down, realizes she's had her monokini untied and grabs the towel to cover up her chest but Lacey hauls her off the ground anyway and gives a Walk of Shame to cap off a tremendous night of classic JMD boxing.
"Guess she still needs to learn a thing or two about being the next Lacey Chabert", the champ says in her post-fight interview once a sobbing Canadian was escorted back to the locker room, "I mean, she hang on there and even managed to knock me down and who knows, in few years time she will rule the JMD world with an iron rack but for the time being she's more like the next Jennifer Love Hewitt, big tits, big mouth but always up for a solid jug mauling. And whoever mauls those jugs better than me?"
Final result: Lacey Chabert def. Jessica Lowndes TKO10
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