Doctor Who 50th Anniversary Event
Christina Ricci vs Jenna Louise Coleman (JMD)
(Sim results; Lookout! words)

Before: It's a huge day for fans of sci-fi television phenomenon Doctor Who as Jenna Louise Coleman embarks across a whirlwind tour of press interviews and promotional appearances to promote the television show's 50th Anniversary Celebration. One such promotional appearance involved a rematch with Christina Ricci, whom she had managed to defeat on British soil earlier this year in a Jugs of Mass Destruction (JMD) match and Christina was determined to spoil this major event here in America. Jenna Louise Coleman had made her way over to the United States after a promotional appearance yesterday in East London at the Doctor Who Anniversary Exhibition. This bout was scheduled to take place near Los Angeles, California, which would be participating in a simulcast of the 50th Anniversary later tonight as both fighters gathered on Santa Monica Beach, a classic stretch of beautiful beach that had millions of people each year enjoying the surf and sand. But, today, they would be treated to an entirely different type of exhibition – celebrity boxin and a JMD match at that! The beach was absolutely packed with Doctor Who fans as it would be a very supportive crowd for Coleman, but that of course didn't seem to make a difference to Ricci.

“Doctor Who is a legit phenomenon, but Jenna here isn't. Jenna is a one-hit wonder with cleavage, as I've said before, that no doubt makes her the darling of the Comic-Con circuit. But, her time, regardless of the loose definition of the word on her show, is up! Is she going to beat me up today? Absolutely not! Coleman here is a type-rival – one I need to separate myself from. The best way to do that is by pounding her jugs helpless, then smothering her and her little ambitious ass out!” Ricci declares confidently to the crowd beforehand, earning cheers from her fans and supporters. Coleman bouncy and upbeat heading into the contest, “I proved it before and proved it again – my jugs are better! It's a fact and after today, I hope to make it an undeniable one. I feel so fortunate to be representing the show on this historic day and I'm going to earn it by delivering an epic beating here to Chrissy to show her why she's oh-so-wrong!! Time to save the day!!”

Both girls accompanied by fighters from their respective stables to ensure things don't get out of hand. Odds and Ends are represented by Claire Holt, who expressed no interest in the JMD technique and Kendra Wilkinson, who is a veritable veteran in the field at this point. Lookout! Boxing is represented by Jessica Simpson, who is certainly a legend in the world of JMD and Billie Piper, a member of Lookout! Atlantic and fellow Doctor Who companion who will be appearing in the 50th Anniversary special as well. Although, like Claire, she is certainly qualified for the JMD field, she has no stated interest and is here in a supportive capacity.

Christina Ricci wearing a baby white push-up top with matching shorts that have pink trim – white gloves and hair in a tight ponytail; Jenna Louise Coleman clad in a dark black push-up sports bra with the Doctor Who logo emblazoned across the top in dark blue letters with matching bottoms and small black gloves – hair in a fighting ponytail.

R1: Both girls shoot out of their corners to mid ring as they don't waste any time going after one another, stamping across the canvas and buns jiggling as they engage in crowd-pleasing hup-hup, hammering away at opposing jug and body. Loud squeals and grunts accompany the wild swinging, leading with thumping right hands that drill into body and hooking across cleavage. Very little defense right now as they exchange punches in a phone booth, occasionally engaging in bumper car boxing as they separate with shoulders to jug and rambunctious shots to rack as they whack away at each other! However, neither girl remains apart for long as Christina and Jenna are dialed in towards offending cleavage, though are not above hopping forward to hook at jaw or tummy, getting into a fast-paced rhythm here in the first! Pursuing one another as they shoot out their mitts towards one another, trying to batter boobs and body to push one another towards the ropes. Each of them taking a turn atop the other along the ropes, making their opponent take weight in an energetic display of punching as they hook at ribs and rack, trying to punch the other into breathless submission. It's a truly frenetic and fierce exchange as hard right hands wallop away to tummy and tits, left hands stuffing in heartlessly as neither fighter backs down through the first two minutes. In the final minute, it's just the two women in a savage whirlwind, pivoting and shooting out vicious shots against one another as Coleman and Ricci are ripping away at one another as they score with impunity, neither of them retreating from the crazy trade and mindless war of attrition. But, late, it's Ricci's legs who give way as Coleman spanks leather out towards her throbbing jugs and aching abs, with her thighs giving a telltale tremble, shimmying off balance a bit. Coleman instantly seizing the opportunity as she roars forward, ALL-IN as Jenna just jams away at jugs with crosses across cleavage and stuffing in left hooks towards tummy to slump her foe forwards. Ricci still firing away, trying to stay upright, but Jenna just going to town on tummy and tit as she wraps her up and whacks away furiously! As things wind down, it's a one-sided trade as Ricci is just bleating in pain, attempting to cover up her cleavage as she crashes towards the canvas after another particularly brutal hook across her breasts from Coleman! The ref is forced to pull Jenna backwards as he steps in to stop the match and award Jenna Louise Coleman the win via KO1!

After: Christina is sobbing on the canvas, hugging her hooters as she can't even look over at Jenna, who is bouncing around the ring, jugs-a-jumping as she mounts her corner and raises her mitts upwards into the air, bellowing with excitement as she tosses off her gloves to the crowd. (These are soon retrieved by Karen Gillan, a recent alumni and former companion on the show Doctor Who as well, who was in attendance as the gloves are auctioned off for charity.) However, in the moment, Jenna is positively exhilarated at triumphing in this exhibition match against her rival here in America as she mounts all four corners, exulting in the cheers from the fans. Jenna calls out into the crowd “Whose jugs stopped her jugs?” as the crowd cheekily roars back, “Who?” in an enthusiastic call and response from the science fiction fanbase as Coleman will point to herself each time and towards her chest, which is arched out victoriously.

It's a fun moment, but Coleman isn't done yet as she heads over towards Ricci, who is clearly still dazed from the brief but boisterous contest between the two as she is slumped near the ropes, leg kicking along them as she massages her chest in agony. Immediately, Claire and Kendra are in the ring as Coleman poses over her, which instantly attracts the attention of Billie and Jessica. All four of them immediately heads towards one another in the middle of the ring, with Kendra and Jessica shoving and squealing angrily as their cleavage pushes against one another aggressively. Billie and Claire step towards one another, just staring at one another with hands on hips as things nearly get out of hand, before the ref intervenes and maneuvers them all of the ring so that Coleman can enjoy the rewards of winning a JMD contest.

As Ricci struggles to make her way to her feet in her corner, Jenna jumps forward and pushes against her shoulders to shove her opponent back into the turnbuckle she was so eager to escape from. Christina wraps her arms around Jenna's waist, planting her feet as she tries to twist her foe to the side along the ropes, which she is successful doing at first. But, Jenna quickly retaliates by wrapping her arms around Ricci's head and plunging her face into her rack, smothering her in cleavage. Christina's cries are muffled, protesting vigorously as she finds herself getting trapped in a tight smother. Coleman grinding her chest back and forth, scrubbing her chest against her rival's face to secure a very tight and sweaty seal as she pushes her back into the corner! As Ricci's back hits the corner, she releases Coleman from the hug and instead pushes her hands against Coleman's trim tummy, trying to shove her backwards. However, Jenna is holding on tight as she pushes forward, shoving her chest firmly into Christina's face, which is rapidly turning a deep shade of scarlet. Panicking, Ricci cinches her arms up against the small of her opponent's back, just above Coleman's rear as she tries to plant her feet and push forward.

But, Jenna is more fresh at the moment, allowing herself to step backwards for a moment and then rushing forward to drive her rival backwards into the corner. Arms giving way as they fall to the side, pawing at Coleman's hips and shoulders, trying to turn her head, but finding no air and no respite from Coleman's cleavage. Slumping down as her legs start to give way, finding herself smothered underneath Jenna's breasts as they scrub away, rolling back and forth across her face as she passes out between the perky pair. Coleman holds on for a few more seconds, hugging her rival into her chest as she leans down to whisper into her ear, “My jugs stopped your jugs!” before relinquishing her hold, allowing her to slump down to the canvas with a thud. Ricci puddles down to the canvas, face-first at Coleman's feet as she takes a moment to pose with her chest thrust out and foot planted across Christina's posterior to relish the moment.

“Who has the best jugs in Doctor Who?” Jenna beams, addressing the press afterwards, “I mean, honestly, who has the best chest in the sci-fi world at all right now? If you're going to say me, you wouldn't be wrong. I mean, look at Ricci. It doesn't matter where – whether it's here, London or anywhere in the world. It doesn't matter when – whether right now or somewhere else in the stream of wibbly wobbly timey-wimey stuff, my jugs are going to win! I wish I did have a TARDIS so that I could go back in time to the moment where she realized my jugs stopped hers. Good thing we got it all taped, so I can rewind it over and over again! But, for today, Doctor Who fans are the best in the world and they get to support the best jugs in the history of the show, right?” as Coleman is carried away in the moment of her JMD win on the 50th Anniversary of Doctor Who.

Coleman is carried away literally too as she surfs on the crowd as they raucously spirit her away towards more press appearances and promotional events to celebrate this milestone achievement in the world of television and science fiction, with today's win only adding to the momentous occasion. Ricci vows revenge on her rival, but for tonight, she'll be watching and hopefully enjoying – along with the rest of the world – the 50th Anniversary of Doctor Who, broadcast worldwide, on BBC and BBC America tonight November 23, 2013 in homes and movie theaters worldwide in the largest television drama simulcast in history!! Great shows rise to the moment, just like Jenna Louise Coleman did today in her huge JMD victory on “The Day of the Doctor!" #SaveTheDay