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30 November 2013 Rose McGowan vs Kristen Stewart

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"Five Witches and a Queen at the Asylum" PPV

(Site: Asylum Arena. Philadelphia., Pennsylvania)

Posted by Results By Sim/Words By Wiz on November 30, 2013, 11:14 pm

BEFORE:

"I think it's cute that Kristen's kind of got this 'bad girl' image in the press these days," says a smiling Rose. "I'm not sure if she's cultivating it or not, but, either way, an image is all it is. And, tonight, she's about to find out what it's like to get in the ring with a REAL bad girl."

"I've been listening to Rose talk the entire run up to this fight," says a stone-faced Kristen, "And I'm still not sure what this fight is about for her. But, I know what it's about for me. It's about finishing with my hand raised."

ROUND ONE:

O'Dell: "Back at ringside once again and..."

McCarthy: "Just another example of how second-class Weirdo's operation is! Will you listen to that? They have the Bob Seger record on the wrong speed..."

Cassie: "RECORD? What year IS it in your world?"

McCarthy: "Listen to it, Scabbo! Bob Seger's voice isn't that high..."

O'Dell(sighing): "That's because it isn't Bob Seger singing. The SONG is 'Turn The Page', but the SINGER is the lovely lady coming to the ring, Rose McGowan!"

Cassie: "I can't get over the fact that Mac thinks they actually have a turntable they're using to play the music..."

McCarthy: "Scabbo, I'm WARNING you. And, why is McGowan coming down to this song? Is this some sort of play on the name of her 'Charmed' character?"

O'Dell: "Actually, no. Rose just loves the song and enjoys singing it, so she chose her own version for her intro music. McGowan into the ring and helped off with the robe to reveal a red and black bikini and another body that still looks plenty good..."

McCarthy: "Well, it certainly hasn't taken much abuse in FCBA rings. She's only had five FCBA fights, and the last one was just a few days shy of twelve years ago!"

O'Dell: "And that's 'Helter Skelter' you hear, and that means the FCBA's biggest Beatles fan is on her way to the ring, 'The Five-Tool Player', Kristen Stewart!"

Tess: "This is another flyweight Wiz is very high on, and a look at that 18-2 record will tell you why."

O'Dell: "Stewart into the ring and helped off with the robe by Jewel and Neve to reveal that lime green number she favors, and it's time to get some picks. Tess likes Kristen in this one. What do you think, Mac?"

McCarthy: "Well, as most of Weirdo's Dancing Hookers are, Stewart is overrated, but, again, McGowan has a dozen years of rust to work off, and I don't think she can do it quickly enough to win this fight."

O'Dell: "Cassie?"

Cassie: "I agree with Tess."

O'Dell: "Our ladies are in agreement. Let's see if they're right. There's the bell for the first. Stewart right to work with the left hand. Kristen quickly finding the target, using that long left to keep Rose at range..."

Cassie: "As usual, Kristen has a reach advantage in this one. She's a tall fly and she knows how to use that range effectively."

O'Dell: "And that's exactly what she's doing right now. Working the left jab, stopping Rose from closing, dropping in the right hand..."

McCarthy: "Rose spending a lot of time waiting right now, can't get in position to punch. Not getting sloppy and throwing from bad spots, but staying disciplined means she's not getting off much at all."

O'Dell: "And that suits Kristen just fine. Stewart in the position she likes, dictating with that long left hand. Using that patented precision to pile up points and frustrate her opponent's offense. Rose remaining patient, knows there's a long way to go in this one, but there isn't much time left in the first. Last few ticks come off the clock and there's the bell, and it's a clear win for Kristen Stewart."

Tess: "Kristen gets the 10-9 lead, and, more importantly, establishes the terms she likes."

ROUND TWO:

O'Dell: "Second round now and McGowan still stalking. Stewart continuing to land that left hand, keeping Rose at range, dropping in solid rights, controlling the older woman with accurate fire."

Cassie: "And excellent footwork. That's something else K-Stew is good at. She's very athletic and she moves extremely well. She's always in good spots to punch from."

O'Dell: "And, of course, very accurate. Very precise. Picking Rose off again and again. McGowan still working forward, looking to close much like her former castmate did in the last fight, and not having any success, though for a different reason..."

McCarthy: "Absolutely, Jenny. Stewart is plenty quick, but not as quick as Graham, but it's the skilled boxing from Kristen that's causing Rose problems."

O'Dell: "Kristen very even, very measured, managing her girl well. Scoring with both hands, making Rose taste leather every time McGowan tries to get into range. Stewart using the right hand a bit more as the round goes on, putting punches together well as the final seconds evaporate, ending the second, and it's another round for Stewart."

Tess: "20-18 in Kristen's favor, and she's been in control for six straight minutes."

ROUND THREE:

O'Dell: "Back to action now, and Stewart back to that left hand. Rose again stalking, trying to work her way into range to do some damage, but not having any success..."

McCarthy: "Stewart more than happy to do this all day, Jenny. Rose isn't going to beat this kid boxing for points. She needs to renegotiate terms here..."

O'Dell: "AND THERE'S A RIGHT HAND MCGOWAN AND DOWN GOES STEWART!"

McCarthy: "Came out of nowhere!"

O'Dell: "And Stewart right back up before the referee can even count, looking very ticked off..."

Tess: "Think it might have been a slip, Mac? Kristen looks fine..."

McCarthy: "Don't think so, Walmart, because Stewart isn't protesting while she takes the mandatory. Looks like a flash."

O'Dell: "Referee waives Rose forward and McGowan thinking clean up, but K-Stew thinking NOT. Right back to work with the long left, holding McGowan at range and dropping accurate right hands on her."

McCarthy: "Definitely a flash. Stewart none the worse for the wear."

O'Dell: "Certainly is not, Mac. She's right back to controlling things with that left hand, denying McGowan the clean up. Rose landing a little more now than she was before, but it's Stewart who's again having the better of things..."

Tess: "This is one of the things Stewart's always done, coming back strong after being hurt or knocked down, and that's exactly what she's done in this round..."

O'Dell: "And it's Stewart calling the tune right to the bell, but, on the scorecards, that knockdown is going to give Rose the 10-8 round..."

Cassie: "And even this up at 28 after three."

ROUND FOUR:

O'Dell: "Fourth begins with K-Stew right back to work. Using that left hand to preempt Rose. McGowan more aggressive now, fighting past and going body. Stewart responding in kind and we've got some nice exchanges going!"

Tess: "This what you had in mind for McGowan, Mac?"

McCarthy: "Sure is. She needs to get physical in there. Can't stay on the end of Kristen's jab."

O'Dell: "And she's not staying out there right now, she's finding ways to close and get off better than she has so far tonight, but Stewart's giving as good as she gets, banging home some solid right hands along with those accurate lefts."

Cassie: "McGowan doing a lot of body work right now, thumping the ribs and lats. Kristen staying mostly upstairs."

O'Dell: "And they come down the stretch banging away, Stewart landing a solid right and Rose hooking the body with both hands to the bell. Good, competitive round, but it goes to K-Stew."

Tess: "And puts her back in the lead 38-37 through four."

ROUND FIVE:

O'Dell: "Back to work in the fifth and Rose powering inside now, blasting past Kristen's glove and going to work on the body. Stewart willing to give battle here, not retreating, firing right back at McGowan. Both fighters doing some digging downstairs now, as Stewart's changed tactics a bit."

McCarthy: "Rose is thinking about wearing Kristen down to the body, no question. Kind of surprised Stewart's going to play this game."

O'Dell: "But she most certainly is. It's phone booth stuff right now, as the fighters are toe-to-toe and banging away. Most of the punches going body, as the fighters are lathering those lats and rocking those ribs..."

Cassie: "And this kind of stuff WILL pay dividends if you keep at it. Both girls getting off some heavy leather."

O'Dell: "And both willing to stand in there and bang. Rose VERY aggressive right now, and Kristen giving every bit as good as she gets in there, happy to bang the older woman's body and see if she can hold up. Rose showing no signs of slowing down, though, continuing to work hard right to the bell, and I think she did enough to take the round."

Tess: "And that evens us up at 47 after five."

ROUND SIX:

O'Dell: "Sixth round begins and we're toe-to-toe again. McGowan getting mighty comfortable inside now, working the body, tying Kristen up, shoving her backward, going right back to work. K-Stew responding in kind, banging McGowan's belly and ribs, turning Rose's porcelain skin pink with thumps of leather..."

McCarthy: "Stewart doesn't need to keep doing this. Banging in there for a round or two I get. You want to make a statement. You'll be physical when you have to. But, she's tossing away a lot of advantages to play Rose's game."

O'Dell: "And McGowan is playing it very well. Shoving and bumping with the shoulders, going upstairs on occasion, but concentrating heavily on her rival's torso, scoring points and doing some investing for the future at the same time."

Cassie: "Give Kristen credit for being willing to gut it out with Rose in there, but, and I can't believe I'm going to say this, Mac is r....r....r..."

McCarthy: "Shut UP, Scabbo!"

O'Dell(sighing): "Coming down the stretch now, and both ladies finishing fast, banging away inside. Stewart a good left hook to the side of the head and Rose responds by pounding her lats with a pair of short hooks. Kristen shoves McGowan off and lands a right hand lead, but Rose drives forward and goes body again to the bell. Another close one, but McGowan got it."

Tess: "And she's in the lead 57-56 through six."

ROUND SEVEN:

O'Dell: "We're underway in the seventh and Stewart's just had a talking to from the head trainer..."

Tess: "Front Street corner is right above us, and we could hear Jewel getting on Kristen about getting back to work, getting back to the fight plan, and it looks like Stewart's following that advice..."

O'Dell: "She's back to that jab, touching Rose with it, dropping right hands. McGowan still penetrating and working inside, but K-Stew not staying in there with her, shoving her off, using her feet to create space and then going to work at range."

McCarthy: "If Front Street's corner knew anything, they'd have been on this kid about this two rounds ago, instead of letting McGowan get points..."

O'Dell: "Rose still aggressive, still getting to spots where she can score, but Kristen not allowing those exchanges to linger, creating space with her feet and maintaining it with that accurate left jab. Using the right hand a bit more as the round goes on..."

Cassie: "This is good stuff from Stewart right here. She's renegotiated terms and she's taking full advantage."

O'Dell: "Stewart lands a solid combination. Rose slips in to work some body, and Stewart shoves her off and lands a right at the bell. Good round. Fairly close, but K-Stew got it."

Tess: "And she's evened up the fight at 66 with three to go."

ROUND EIGHT:

O'Dell: "Eight round underway and K-Stew touching up Rose with that left jab. McGowan looking to close, managing to do so, lands a good hook to the ribs. Stewart shoves her off, slips back and right, jabs. Rose working forward...AND DOWN SHE GOES! Kristen lands a straight right and McGowan is dropped to her knees!"

McCarthy: "Set that up with a slide step..."

O'Dell: "Stewart to a neutral corner and the ref picks up the count at three. Four. Five. Six. Rose to her feet at seven. Going to take the mandatory. And the referee going to allow this one to continue. Stewart quickly after McGowan, banging home that left hand, lands a good right..."

Cassie: "McGowan in a high guard, giving ground, a little unsteady and she needs to be careful here. K-Stew has a lot of power. She's won 13 of her 17 fights by knockout..."

O'Dell: "And that's exactly what she's thinking right now. Not getting sloppy, still setting the right up with the jab, but throwing more of them and getting more behind them. Rose jabbing back in spots, but Kristen quickly putting down any uprisings, backing McGowan up with a right hand right there, getting her back into the ropes and now digging body..."

McCarthy: "Wants to bring the guard down, but Rose not biting."

O'Dell: "Instead K-Stew splits the guard with a left and follows with a hard right that hurt Rose! McGowan wobbled again by a left hook...but there's the bell! Eighth comes to and end and McGowan survives, but it's a big round for Stewart."

Tess: "And it puts her ahead 76-74 with two to go."

ROUND NINE:

O'Dell: "Ninth starts with Stewart going to work with that left again. Kristen lasering in with it now, following with right hands. Very smooth, very accurate, very pretty..."

Cassie: "This is where Stewart really excels, Jenny. She can box you all night. She's very precise, has quick hands, and excellent feet, and tactically, she's as good as just about anyone in the division."

O'Dell: "McGowan seems to have shaken off the knockdown and is back to trying to work forward, but she's having zero success now. Kristen has the range and is peppering her with shell. Stewart moving the feet well, squaring Rose up, stopping her forward movement with the left, then banging home the follows. Putting punches together in twos, threes, and fours..."

McCarthy: "And give McGowan credit. She's not fading or slowing down, even in the ninth round. She's just being out-boxed right now."

O'Dell: "She most certainly is. Stewart in rhythm, very busy, everything flowing from everything else. McGowan game but frustrated now. Can't get in position. Can't get anything done. Final seconds tick away and that's the end of the ninth, and it's Stewart wide."

Tess: "And Kristen now has a comfortable 86-83 lead going to the tenth."

ROUND TEN:

O'Dell: "Tenth round begins with Kristen back to work. Stewart patient and accurate with the left hand lead. Moving the feet well, landing in combination, making McGowan pay a price in leather as she tries to cut the range. Kristen smooth, accurate, controlled."

McCarthy: "Give the kid credit. She's not running clock here. She's working hard to win the round, even though she doesn't need it."

O'Dell: "Stewart doubling up on the jab in spots, landing the odd right hand lead. Keeping Rose off with the accurate left. McGowan still working hard as well. Hasn't given up on this thing, but has to know she needs something big..."

Tess: "You've worked both sides of a corner, Mac. Does the corner usually know where you are on the cards as the fight goes on?"

McCarthy: "They can usually tell you if you're ahead or behind and if you need a stoppage to win. Sometimes, you can play a little psychology with it, too, tell a fighter she's behind to get her going, things like that. But, I have no doubt they've told Rose she needs a knockout."

O'Dell: "And McGowan very aggressive about trying to get it, but Stewart's controlling her with the jab, not allowing her to get in positions to punch. Final seconds now, and McGowan winging some big punches, but not connecting. Kristen jabbing and moving, still scoring with the left hand and there's the bell! This one is in the books, the round and the fight, and no doubt Kristen Stewart is going to claim both."

Cassie: "K-Stew won seven of the ten rounds on our cards, and the knockdowns were even at one, so this one should be pretty clear..."

O'Dell: "Decision being read and it is, indeed clear, 96-92, and your winner by UD10 is 'The Five-Tool Player', Kristen Stewart!"

AFTER:

O'Dell: "Let's go up to the ring and Tess Valmore!"

Tess: "I have our winner, Kristen Stewart. Kristen, were you surprised by how aggressive Rose was tonight?"

Kristen: "Not at all, Tess. Here's the thing. Girls know they aren't going to out box me. We go ten boxing, they're going to come out second best. So, they play the game Cyrus, Kendrick, Panabaker, and Hayek did. They take chances and hope to land something big. Problem is, I'm used to those tactics now, and they're going to result in the same thing as trying to box me...you coming out second best."