BBU JMD CARD FROM O2 ARENA, LONDON

Posted by Vassago on December 14, 2013, 4:01 am

Helen Flanagan's one of the very few girls on the O2 Arena card that has JMD experience under her belt, an epic destruction of Samia Ghadie's enhanced titjob back in June which has spurred her to claim the best rack of Kear's Kats honors in recent weeks. While there are many BBU fans who agree with that statement, a surprise dissenting voice came from Helen's own stable as Kym Marsh challenged her into settling that claim in the ring. Much to Kats' head trainer Gail Kim's disarray Flanagan responded to the challenge and immediate rumours about behind the scene antics between the two proud actresses were put forward on BBU TV. 

"Kym's always been jealous of Helen's boobs!", Denise van Outen claims before the fight, "Helen's a natural asset and one to die for while Kym - just like Samia Ghadie - had to have her own chest massively enhanced to keep up with the profile. Yep, it's fake vs natural and as we're in London to witness a Merseyside girl clash with Manchester's own, I can only predict the crowd will love the outcome of this fight one way or another! What a bad night for Gail Kim though!"

Kym Marsh wearing a black bikini and red gloves. Helen Flanagan wearing a red bikini and white gloves. The fight is scheduled for ten rounds in the bantamweight division.

Round 1:
Both women square off in the middle of the ring immediately after the bell as Helen shows more speed and beats the older rival for the first punch, buries a right hook right between Kym's jugs and works the high tempo thereafter smacking leather from the side and staggering a visibly surprised opponent on her feet. Marsh tries to open up but can't handle Helen's close range assault and just bounces off her forearms instead, eats a big uppercut and wobbles back before Flanagan continues and rips more half-uppercuts from the side. Kym's forced into emergency footwork and manages to deke around some spiking jabs; Helen's too eager to make further progress and loses her balance, wobbles forward and Marsh can uppercut her way to the youngster's cleavage for the first time but it makes no impression on Helen who cracks another hook from the side in response and slices Marsh's arms bending her to the right and having to rely on the bell to halt Flanagan's antics.

Round 2:
Helen finds her rhythm much quicker again and outworks Kym in close range as the raven-haired actress still hasn't found a plan to bother Flanagan's cleavage much, another series of jabs from the side drop Marsh's arms and allow Helen to throw leather over the top, now pounding Kym's boobs north/south mode. Early yelps of pain from the older vixen, she fails to land her straight jabs as Helen just pours all over her in rarely seen before fashion. Flanagan shows extreme confidence, has Marsh trembling again when a series of hooks throws her on the back foot and a left hook whacks her straight on the money. Marsh leans forward seeking clinch but falls into more uppercuts from the younger actress and closes her eyes wincing loudly. It only fuels Helen's determination as she unloads more uppercuts and shoves a cumbersome Marsh back to the ropes but runs out of time to further punish her.

Round 3:
Kym knows she came second best in both rounds and leaps into a sudden charge, indicates Helen hasn't hurt her at all despite worrying evidence and a sizzling cross-hook whacks Flanagan's jugs to the side as she misses her own uppercut and has Marsh pounding away at her ribcage instead. A quick change of tactics gives the older girl a rare chance as she moves into uppercuting Helen's rack in close range as the youngster struggles to respond; she refuses to step back but gets tagged on the ribcage again and tries to force a clinch but Kym's jabbing away at the navel in ferocious fashion and sinks Helen on her knees, shifts higher and cross-hooks the arms apart, bangs another jabbing series on the red bikini top and has Flanagan spitting out her mouthpiece in frustration at the bell.

Round 4:
Helen's keen to wear Kym out before putting her away for good and she thumps another uppercut combo to stagger the raven-haired girl, sends jabs around the elbows thereafter and has Marsh tucking her arms in low guard; all to no avail as Helen leans on her and rips with both hands from point blank range and bounces off the fake boobs anyway, ups the tempo and buries Kym under a vicious onslaught, hammering away like a demon possesed in the middle of the ring... Marsh can't live with that as she bends to the side but allows the younger girl to pound away in mindless fashion and soon drops her arms losing balance in the proccess... Helen's pours in with jug maulling to the limit, snaps Marsh's rack around and sinks her on the knees, spins away from a wayward hook and buries another uppercut on target; Kym shrieks out in pain and leans backward only to see Flanagan spiking her boobs with more brutal jabs.. MARSH GOES DOWN... hits the canvas on her backside and just looks up as Helen kicks out at her and yells out in delight... Kym took a heavy thump but checks if everything's OK with her rack after getting up at seven, throws the youngster a vicious death stare and removes hair from her eyes still looking relatively fresh despite a good round of thumping from Helen. She leaps straight into the path of Flanagan's hook.. HARD INTO HER CHEST and Kym's eyes open up really wide as she gets clobbered in close range thereafter, frozen on her feet and soaking up punishment, Flanagan sends a flurry of leather and removes the fresh look from her opponent's body language, just whips her boobs back & forth; Marsh can't find her breath and stumbles into a loud moaning; gets reeled back to the ropes and almost trips over with Helen seeking blood.. cross-hooking galore inside the last thirty seconds as she bats Kym's rack with the arms offering no protection anymore and it's just a brutal destruction of the raven-haired girl's assets as she covers up in all her might but Helen blasts one more hook from the side and Marsh spits out her mouthpiece and sags on the turnbuckles, wraps her arms around the ropes in order to remain upright but that gives Helen the best opportunity on the planet to hammer away at the completely unprotected rack... THUMP.. THUMP.. THUMP... MARSH HITS THE CANVAS AGAIN and this time drops the head between her shoulders and bellows out into a sobbing mess... five seconds left on the clock but ref calls it off as the proud Merseyside vixen just doesn't have anything left and no bell is gonna save anyone in the O2 Arena tonight... TKO4 Helen Flanagan!!!

AFTER: Helen just enjoys the sight of Kym sitting against the turnbuckle and sobbing her rack out, unable to rise up again having been thoroughly beaten up in the fourth round. Even Denise van Outen is impressed by that showing and predicts a great future for Flanagan in JMD competition. "She's pummelled Samia Ghadie before but now she repeated that against a bigger and stronger girl. And let's be honest, all Kats gym knowledge aside, Helen just plain pummelled Kym there! Talk about making a statement! I bet Helen would never want this JMD dream to end.

Coach Gail Kim arrives on the scene and lifts an obviously demoralised Marsh off the canvas and makes sure Helen's prize money is the only bonus she gets tonight. "No jug smothering, honey! See ya at the gym tomorrow!", she tells one of her youngest protegees but Helen's cheeky smile says it all, there will be some mocking of this performance in the Kats gym for a very long time! The internal contest has been settled and for the time being Helen Flanagan holds the distinction of Kear's Kats' proudest rack!

Final result: Helen Flanagan def. Kym Marsh TKO4.