BBU JMD CARD FROM O2 ARENA, LONDON

Posted by Vassago on December 14, 2013, 4:04 am

The French pageant scored a massive JMD victory over former lightweight champion Manuela Arcuri on home turf in Cannes before suffering a rough treatment against Doutzen Kroes and couldn't wait for another opportunity to destroy a proud set of boobs which has finally arrived courtesy of former Page Three model Peta Todd.

The English brunette has moved from being just a P3 girl though and joined the WAG legion hooking up with cycling world champion Mark Cavendish, a reason for Denise van Outen to upgrade her status in BBU glamour rankings however Laury is being touted as a real JMD prodigy given the pasting she handed to Manuela Arcuri and the O2 Arena is up for a classic encounter between two big breasted ladies.

Mark Cavendish tweets that his wife watched every replay of the Kroes fight though and places an open bet on Peta to wreck Laury's boobs tonight!

Peta Todd wearing a black lacy bikini set and red gloves. Laury Thilleman wearing a navy blue bikini top, white knickers and red gloves.

Round 1:
Jug mauling from the get-go as Peta lashes out in utmost fury at the blonde's chest showing no respect to her JMD experience, bashes the pageant furiously with both hands to a loud support from the London crowd and wobbles her within the opening twenty seconds, buries her mitts right on the money and leans on her thereafter, thuds a couple of crunching hooks from the side and skims off the jugs to catch Laury's chin with a wayward effort... French girl rocking early as Peta slams another hook across her melons and whips repeated jabs pushing her all the way towards the ropes... Todd keeps the frenzy and has Thilleman gasping for respite, left hook on the navel, right hand on the chest send the blonde tripping over to the right, LEFT HOOK DRILLS her between the arms again to shift her to the left, ANOTHER LEFT against the windpipe as Peta crashes off the rack and bounces upstairs with Laury sagging in disarray... BLONDE GIRL DOWN... what an opening minute from the brunette who has taken the JMD by the storm and bashed the French beauty down onto all fours... twitter explodes as the count reaches seven but Thilleman refuses to accept the early defeat, wobbles herself upright before the count and still has the guts to send the East London girl a vicious death stare... Todd's unfazed and keeps swinging her mitts right in front of her face... jumps straight at the blonde moments after the command with Laury leaning on the ropes and seemingly awaiting the ineviteable.. she spins to the side at the last moment though and has Peta bouncing off the ropes with her chest rocking up and down; struggling to regain her footing, Todd turns quickly.. but not quick enough as Laury yells out in anger and SLAMS A JABBING COMBO between her arms to pin her on the ropes; Peta winces and tries to cover up but Thilleman clobbers her ribcage to send her sinking in more painful shrieks, uppercuts her way through the guard and makes perfect connection, pummels the East London rack with a fierce look in her eyes, almost like she's doing a number on Manuela Arcuri again but Peta's footwork is inferior to the Italian's and she gets harpooned onto the turnbuckle, all that early advantage disappears as Laury ROUTS HER MOUNDS in the final minute, works furiously with both hands and signs off an ultra high-tempo round with a clubbing assault on the black bikini again which threatens to let go off Peta's boobs and both girls jump at each other at the bell seemingly trying to bite into each other's throats.. what a round that was!

Round 2:
Peta's keen to forget about that late French rally but gets caught with a clubbing hook early in the second and wobbles to the side, pauses for a brief moment and that's a bad move as Laury's punishing her rack immediately afterwards, moving onto the front foot and whipping leather between the arms as Todd's defence gets badly exposed... Thilleman with a killing look in her eyes, wants either blood or to punch Peta out of that lacy bikini as she sends repeated uppercuts to reel a cumbersome East Londoner back to the ropes much to the crowd's despair. JMD experience to the fore; Laury drills her way to glory on the minute mark as Todd can't mount a comeback and tame the onslaught with her jugs getting rocked around the shop, more shrieks come out of her lungs which just fuels the blonde's determination... Laury finally makes the brunette's arms drop after a heavy clubbing series, sends a piledriver on the ribs to further stagger the buxom model, flicks an overhand to squash the East London rack in north/south fashion and Todd's feeling the heat, tries to clinch but gets drilled from downstairs again; Laury traps her on the ropes before bashing against the turnbuckle down the stretch, heavy jabbing against the navel makes the brunette's knees go soft and Thilleman thuds a cross-hooking combo shortly afterwards TO SEND PETA CRASHING DOWN ONTO HER KNEES... East London pride beats the count at six but looks worryingly down at her cleavage as the ref checks her gloves and the bikini straps... Thilleman doesn't mind and lashes out in another furious attack, keeps Todd pinned against the turnbuckle and drills her insides out as Peta gets shoved into the corner like a training dummy and can do little about the blonde wrecking her boobs aside... Thilleman pours in like there's no tomorrow and clips the brunette''s windpipe, nails her on the liver area to sink an aching model even lower on her knees, bats away between the arms and Todd can't stretch her elbows anymore, tries to leap to the side but the French pageant just leans on her and bashes to the chest, drills the right hand against the bra cup and snaps the left strapping in the middle of that furious assault... Peta swallowing tears of pain and humiliation as her boobs get exposed with Thilleman just romping away at her, ref doesn't stop it, either enjoys the brunette getting hammered out of her pride or still reckons a monumental comeback... doesn't matter with twenty seconds left on the clock... Thilleman's done clubbing the brunette's naked boobs and can only watch in delight as PETA SLIDES DOWN ONTO HER BACKSIDE and bursts into tears for good, her proud assets hanging out for the whole of the O2 Arena to cherish but it's brutal KO2 Laury Thilleman!!!

AFTER: Nothing short of pure disdain and utmost brutality in just six minutes of frantic JMD action. Even Denise van Outen is lost for words to describe what Laury Thilleman and Peta Todd have just done to each other. "Give them the money bonus right away!", she says on BBU TV air and despite losing her bikini top the East London model did the whole community proud by standing up to the fearless French pageant and almost upsetting her within the opening minute!

But there was Thilleman roaring back into this fight, showing more determination, more skill and more sheer hatred than against Manuela Arcuri and Doutzen Kroes to hammer the absolute daylights out of Peta Todd in the end. One might say that the East Londoner wasn't as skillful opponent as Thilleman's previous two but that opening round indicates that the former Page Three model should give plenty of BBU welterweights a decent run for their money. Just a shame Mark Cavendish lost his bet tonight but even world champions can't win all the time!

Final result: Laury Thilleman def. Peta Todd KO2.