BBU FROM ESSEX (JENKINS VS THE SUGABABES PART III)

GIRLS FRIDAY VS LIONESS CLUB

Posted by Alli Kear on December 16, 2013, 2:54 pm

We will be joining Georgie Thompson soon for commentary on Katherine Jenkins fourth fight against a Sugababe member, this time the blonde Heidi Range, and the Liverpool girl is determined to give the Welsh soprano a fourth painful defeat!

Let’s join Georgie now.

Yes, and here we are in Ilford, Essex for this fight between the two blondes, and the fans are packed in here, in all honesty I don’t know why, because I can’t see Katherine testing Heidi at all in the boxing ring. We’ve got a celebrity referee for this fight – that obnoxious jerk Frankie Cocozza, and he’s waiting in the centre of the ring, all hair and bulging crotch.

Here’s Katherine – and she’s in a scarlet bikini again, tonight, red gloves and boots as well, and she looks kind of ready, but here’s Heidi, and she’s in a yellow bikini top and microskirt, again with matching gloves and boots. Let’s see what she’s got!

Round 1

Heidi’s really up for this – she’s straight across the ring, and she’s at Katherine immediately, hitting the girl to her body immediately. Katherine’s trying to fend her off, but she’ll have to get into the centre of the ring quickly. Heidi’s not letting up though, and she’s just battering Katherine on the ropes, and this is looking bad for the Welsh girl – Heidi’s left hook is ripping into her body there, and Katherine’s squealing – she’ hurt already, and that’s a good right to the tummy – and Katherine’s on her knees – she’s up again at 7, but she looks very unhappy – she can’t cope with Heidi in this mood. Her e she comes again, banging the punches into Katherine’s body – and now she punches her face – just count the punches as they smash into that pretty face – Katherine’s hurt again, and there’s the bell! She’s looking right at me, and I can tell you that both her lips are split and bleeding.

Round 2

Well, Katherine made it through the first round, but how much will she have to take in the second? Here’s Heidi, and she’s giving Katherine’s ribcage a real hammering again, and now she’s hooking her to the face – that’s a great left hand, and a good right to go with it, and Katherine’s done well to survive a big blast like that at the start of this round. Heidi moves back, and it looks like she’s catching her breath after her exertions there, but she’s let Katherine off the ropes now, and she’s using her extra height and reach to cover and defend – Heidi can’t get back inside the Welsh girl’s reach, but now she does, and that’s a good left from Heidi to the body again. Katherine’s, clinching well, though, making Cocozza really earn his fee tonight as he separates the girls again – back comes Heidi, and Katherine grips her again, and now Heidi’s losing patience, she’s trying to hit Katherine from distance – and she can’t do that to the taller blonde – Heidi’s got untidy now, and for the first time she takes a couple of punches from Katherine, and she’s looking pretty smug there as the end of the round nears – but now Heidi comes again, and that right hook of hers has Katherine staggering again, her mouth looks really sore now.

Round 3

Poor Katherine – she’s getting a real sorting out here by Heidi – the Sugaslut’s handing out more punishment to the lovely blonde’s body, and she’s just doing what she can to fend Heidi off, the smaller girl’s hitting her again and again with her right hook, and she’s sliding her down the ropes – aww, she’s hurt her with that one, it went staight across her lips, and she’s stuck in the corner, and Heidi’s giving her the ragdoll treatment now, really banging her head from side to side – that’s crushing left hook and that’s finished Katherine off – she’s down and out, folks!

The result of this fight: Heidi Range knocked out Katherine Jenkins in round 3.

Well, that’s it as far as Katherine’s Sugaslut challenge goes – unless Siobhan Donaghy or Mutya Buena fancy a BBU career?

What’s Heidi going to do to Katherine now? She’s pulled her off her stool already, and round the ring Heidi marches her, arm twisted up her back, head pulled back by her luscious blonde mane – down to her knees she goes, and off comes the bikini top, Heidi tossing it into the crowd – now the pants! Yeah, Katherine’s naked now! Heidi’s hauled her up again, and she’s – well, she’s just presented Katherine to Frankie Cocozza! I can’t catch what he’s just said to Katherine, but she’s nodding, and his hands are all over her – now he’s hauled her up, and he’s carrying her out of the ring, and she’s about to become another notch on that self-proclaimed stud’s bedpost!