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19 December 2013 Sacha Parkinson vs Jacqueline Jossa

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Sacha Parkinson 03.jpg Jacqueline Jossa 02.jpg

BBU: FRIDAY THE 13TH PPV

(Double A Boxing vs Garnet Gunners UK)

Posted by Knowlesey on December 19, 2013, 3:32 pm

Both of these girls are in a rich vein of form at the moment, and they don’t like each other on bit! Blonde, Lancashire born Sacha was a star of Coronation Street, and as such was in direct conflict for admirers with brunette Eastenders girl Jacqueline, a London girl. Everything about each girl is the opposite of the other – except they’re both hot, and they’re both boxing well – and the winner of this fight is going to be very close to a bantamweight title shot.

Jacqueline’s first into the ring, tonight wearing a white bikini, gloves and boots, looking every inch like a girl who knows what she’s going to do. But in steps the ever popular Sacha to join her, the blonde wearing a scarlet bikini, gloves and boots, and she’s staring Jacqueline down, banging her gloves together as the girls wait for the opening bell.

Round 1

The girls are set loose on each other – and they each start the fight by sending out ripping hooks at their opponent’s head, with Sacha landing the better ones, making Jacqui back off – and that encourages the blonde girl who comes forward some more, giving Jacqui a sharp left hook to the face to be going on with. But Jacqui isn’t bothered as she feels the ropes on her back, and she skilfully turns Sacha, pushing her to the ropes instead, and she lays into the blonde girl’s body, has her in trouble with a deep left to her liver, and feels Sacha clinch for the first time already, so she tells her, “You’re gonna kiss my feet in a bit, ya biitch!” Sacha doesn’t reply, but she gets a neat jab working into Jacqui’s face after they start again from the break, although Jacqui lands the final punches of the round to take it, Sacha feeling both left and right hooks hitting her face before the bell.

Round 2

Jacqui was inmpressive in the opening round – and she’s starting well in the second too, snapping Sacha’s head back with a great little right cross, and now she busies herself with a few shots to the blonde’s midsection, Sacha grunting as she gets some solid punches banging into her abdomen. As in the first round, it’s Sacha who starts to give ground now, and again she’s clinching, Jacqui muttering at her to “Fight properly!” before unleashing some heavy body punishment, pushing herself back from Sacha. Now Sacha responds, and responds well, fizzing a left hook into Jacqui’s mouth, then a right – but Jacqui gets her with a left to the mouth right at the end of her follow through, catching the blonde babe off balance, and sending her to the canvas! Sacha’s on her feet at 6, claiming a slip – but that was a proper knockdown alright – and now Jacqui’s going for her really hard, looking to press home her advantage, and Sacha ends the round with a nasty little bruise swelling under her left eye.

Round 3

Sacha needs to get herself together here, because Jacqui’s giving her a lesson at the moment, and she’s giving her some more of that left hand treatment to her body, her teeth clenching to stop her from crying out. She grips Jacqui in close, the brunette sneering at her, “You got nothing!” but Sacha snaps back, “We’ll see!” The girls are separated by the referee, and they very quickly trade punches again, this time with Sacha getting her punches home, the crafty blonde having turned southpaw, now picking Jacqui off with her right jab, which the brunette feels in her mouth, and now Sacha gives her opponent a left hook to the ribs, and another, and this time it’s Jacqui giving ground, eating a lovely left hook in the process, but she doesn’t look to clinch, just trades again, getting caught once more with a right jab, left hook combination, which has her covering her face at the close of the round.

Round 4

Both girls are quickly into action, and they trade blows again in the centre of the ring, with Jacqui looking a little sharper still, and she catches Sacha with a solid right to the jaw, which sends her backwards to the ropes in a hurry! Jacqui gets into Sacha again with a couple of hard punches to her body, but this time Sacha hits back, and hits back hard, with her right jab smacking into Jacqui’s face, followed by a left cross right in the mouth, and the brunette’s knees sag a little as she’s the one forced to hold for the first time. Now it’s Sacha’s turn to crow, “Like that, eh, biitch!?” The referee parts the girls, with Sacha telling Jacqui, “Here’s some more!” and she snaps the brunette’s head back with a couple of jabs to her forehead, takes a right to her body herself, but ends a good round by giving Jacqui a swift one-two to the face.

Round 5

Sacha attacks Jacqui straight away, and she’s peppering the brunette with right jabs now, and she goes for the brunette with a left hook, but Jacqui isn’t ready to take punishment, and she fights back, pinging Sacha with hooks with either hand, and she returns the blonde to her corner at speed with a heavy left hook to her face, Sacha now looking in trouble, bleeding from her nose after Jacqui unloads some well-aimed punches, and she’s holding on again, Jacqui sneering, “Don’t bleed on my shoulder, biitch! Dunno where you been!” Sacha gets dragged off by the referee, takes a good hit to her ribs, but now she’s fighting back again, and her right jab is sending Jacqui backwards – this time the left hook connects as well, and the brunette’s knees shake again, the round ending with Sacha unloading five good punches in Jacqui’s face as she lays against the ropes, and the blonde promises her, “My turn to beat you, slut!”

Round 6

Jacqui’s looking a little slower after taking that assault at the end of round 5, and Sacha’s too good a fighter not to spot this – she whips a left hook into the brunette’s ribcage before giving her a couple of stiff right jabs to the face, hitting her again with the left hook, but this time to the jaw as she starts to take control. Jacqui’s backed into the ropes, and she’s struggling to free herself, Sacha giving her some straight jabs to the face at first, now a left hook into the ribs again, a right to the jaw, a left to the cheek, another right to the jaw, and down goes Jacueline Jossa, sliding along the ropes before hitting the canvas, Sacha standing over her, sneering, “Now run that mouth, slut!” Jacqui’s up at 7, but she isn’t looking too steady, and a smug-looking Sacha is right jabbing Jacqui’s face with ease, the brunette right on the back foot now, and she gets caught with a heavy left hook, her knees really struggling to keep her upright, the round ending with Sacha battering her face as she lays against the ropes.

Round 7

After receiving a bad beating in the sixth, Jacqui’s no longer looking to mix it with Sacha, and she’s doing all she can to tie the blonde up in clinches, holding her arms, the referee having to work hard to stop this turning into a wrestling match. Sacha’s giving Jacqui some verbal abuse too, “C’mon slut! Thought you could fight!” She gives the brunette a good left dig in the belly, aiming to smear the girl with an uppercut to follow – but Jacqui’s fighting back, and she hits Sacha in the mouth with her right hook, and her ribs with a left, makes the blonde back off, then clinches again, leaning into Sacha to try to tire her by taking her weight. Sacha simply waits for the referee sort Jacqui out, and when they resume, she’s boxing the brunette from distance, on her toes and loosing off those right jabs, gives her a real flurry of punches to the face, left crosses following those sharp jabs – and Sacha’s cut Jacqui over her right eye now, blood running down from a nasty cut over the brow, and she lets her have a left hook to the flank as the round closes.

Round 8

Sacha’s really running this fight now, and she gives Jacqui another lesson in how to box in the opening seconds, reopening that cut with a couple of well aimed jabs, and now she gives her a left hook to the mouth, another to the ribs, and now she gives her face the old one-two, Jacqui again holding. Sacha again waits for the referee, takes a right hook on the break, but hits the brunette once, twice, three times with her own left hook, and Jacqui’s back on the floor, her eye looking really bad as she rises on 8, the referee looking concerned for her welfare. Now the girls are both upright and boxing again, but it’s Sacha landing all the punches, really whipping the body treatment into Jacqui now, the brunette hurting as she gets worked over on the ropes, Sacha demanding, “Who’s gonna be kissing feet after this, slut! Eh?” Jacqui doesn’t respond, and, when the referee parts the girls again, she does her best to fight back, but she can’t find Sacha any more, the blonde dancing away from her agricultural lunges, smacking Jacqui’s face again and again with her jabs, and at the end of the round Jacqui’s sporting a cut in the corner of her left eye, her face now looking very sore.

Round 9

This is becoming cruel now, as Sacha continues to beat up Jacqui Jossa, the brunette now surely struggling to see the active blonde before her – but she’s feeling her gloves, which are still landing regularly in her face, and Jacqui’s not really stopping anything Sacha sends in from hitting her. Once again, Sacha has Jacqui backed into the ropes, and she hits her with her right, now with her left, misses with her right, but only because Jacqui’s on the floor again, and this timme when she gets up the referee calls the whole thing off, Jacqui’s legs buckling and bending as he helps her to her corner.

Result: Sacha Parkinson stopped Jacqueline Jossa in round 9.

That fight seems to answer the question, “Who is the best young BBU bantamweight from a soap opera?” because Sacha Parkinson has really worked Jacqui Jossa over tonight – and now she wants the brunette to show her some respect! She’s pulled Jacqui off her stool to the canvas, and she’s standing barefoot before her with the brunette on her knees, and she knows what she must do, desn’t shirk at all as she lowers her battered face, applies her lips to Sacha’s feet and kisses them both as best she can with her bruised and swollen lips.