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20 December 2013 Leighton Meester vs Rachel Bilson

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Posted by simguy on December 20, 2013, 9:30 am

BEFORE: "I'm just too big for her," Leighton shrugs, shaking her head all mock-sympathy. "Rachel's reclaimed her talent this year - we've all seen her get back on track...but I cut weight to 110 now and I'm too strong for girls like her. I'm just gonna smash-box her - beat her to pieces. SO fun!"

Bilson scowling at the idea that Meester's too much woman at this point. "I'll chop Leighton up," Rachel promises at podium. "She's beefier, sure, but I'm quicker and way more accurate...I'll torture this girl. She thinks she'll get big, but that's easier said than done. By the time she's putting a belly on me, I'll be gone, and touching her punches. I'll make this the longest night of Leighton's life, and then we'll see how cocky she is!"

Leighton in bright sky blue bikini with white floral pattern; small white mitts; blonde hair for the occasion, in twin ponytails past her collar-bones. Bilson in purple bandeau with black tiger print; small black gloves; slick battle braid.

During R1: Girls circling into range - wide left for Bilson slaps at Leighton's mouth, then both girls dive into serious right hands. Meester misses over top; Bilson's fist kisses HARD off Meester's chin...Leighton's legs give a shimmy...she backs away staring in confusion...LEIGHTON STUMBLES HURT INTO ROPES! Meester shocked, hands at waist...she's so hurt, you can see the groggy wheels turning, trying to get her to lift her hands, but she's just drifting to her left along cables. ON COMES RACHEL B! Bilson eyes-wide, pouncing on her first opportunity...she slaps an uncontested wide left across Leighton's mouth; claps a lashing right ear-to-chin on left side of Leighton's face. Meester staring, sputtering to her left: Bilson steps-with, slaps the left across Leighton's right eye; pastes the right across jaw - Meester's head switching about as she sags back into ropes. Whirling flurry to jugs batters at Leighton, then Rachel's on Meester's face again - lefts and rights - Bilson keeping elbows in, tightening up stroke, just hustling volume onto Meester and THE REF STEPS IN! Good Lord - TKO 1 RACHEL BILSON!

AFter: Meester sobbing in shock, begging ref to let her go but she's all rubbery with hurt. Bilson hopping about the ring - rushing over to Lookout corner, turning her back, kicking imaginary dirt into the corner then scampering away as vengeful Lookout vixens come boiling out of their seats. Stunning stoppage for light-hitting Rachel...she's crowing in postfight. "I battered Leighton helpless!" Rachel beams. "Everyone who says I can't hit, check Meester's eyes - lemme know when you see anybody's home! That's a huge statement win for me. If I can blow the doors off Meester, I can hurt anybody in the division...and I plan to!"

In days to follow, Fighting Ingenue Magazine runs an article entitled: "First Troian, Now Leighton?" - looking at the KO1 phenomenon, suggesting solutions, and even suggesting a high-stakes show-down between Leighton and Troian might just be the perfect tough-love medicine for two high quality young prospects.