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20 December 2013 Jaimie Alexander vs Paulina Gretzky

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Posted by simguy on December 20, 2013, 9:37 am

BEFORE: Paulina best known for her beach-pounce youtube channel and twitter pics of her standing over ambushed beach bunnies at various Caribbean resorts...she's taking her talents to the FCBA. "I'm anxious to start wiping girls out," Paulina grins in prefight. "If I was on a beach, and Laura Vandervoort wanted to do some pouncing? First thing she'd do is come to my blanket, touch her forehead to the sand and ask my permission to hunt. THAT'S what I'm bringing to the ring - a kind of domination these girls just have no concept of!"

Jaimie not overly impressed...tall, strong brunette built in the mode of a Karen Cliche or Adrienne Pallicki - her classically trained fighting background makes her a complete contrast to Paulina's Darwinian recklessness. "You can count on one hand the number of beach fighters who've made a successful transition to the FCBA," Jaimie shrugs. "Paulina's wiry-strong, violent, but boxing isn't beach-pouncing, and I'm not going to be lying in the sun, just waiting for her to jump her knees into my back. I'll give her this though: it was very smart of Paulina to go after me, what with Janet Jones being so important to Academy operations. Obviously Janet's had to recuse herself, and I'm probably not getting the attention I otherwise would have for a debut, so I'm just going to have to beat this bunny down on my own!"

Paulina in neon-pink bikini; tan UGG boxing booties; white gloves; tawny blonde hair loose n' wild. Jaimie in tan "barbarian queen" bikini with fur-trimmed waistline and cups; fur-armlets over her biceps; thin rawhide strip tying lush black curls back off her face; boxing mukluks with fur pom-poms; black gloves.

During R1: JAIMIE GOES DOWN! Paulina just hurling herself at Jaimie - two sweeping overhand rights to head for every lashing left to ribs...sheer volume of blonde ferocity washing Jaimie to her back in a shellshocked heap! Ref gut-wrenches seething Paulina away from behind - blonde girl's arms and legs whirling, hair wild in her eyes as poor Jaimie's rising rickety from canvas. Blinking 8 count, Jaimie A: ON COMES PAULINA G! Gretzky belting away rights and lefts from the hips - willowy torso dipping and twisting into wallops; heroic jugs a-sloshing side to side; punches smashing upside Jaimie's head, stunning her, leaving her staring and JAIMIE'S DOWN AGAIN! Alexander slugged to her right, down to knees-and-elbows with right side bracing bottom ropes...Paulina snarling, stomps her right boot into Jaimie's hip, kicking the poor girl onto her side as ref moves in late. Paulina squirming, writhing as she's physically transported to neutral corner...Charlize Theron sitting in audience next to a paralyzed Janet Jones, clutching Janet's left hand in her right. Alexander beats the count swaying, eyes glassy...she forms groggy earmuff, 'cause HERE COMES GRETZKY! Belting shellack meted out Paulina to Jaimie - blonde girl snarling, pitching from her hips, smashing away at Jaimie's guarded head. Brunette sputtering along ropes, partially blocking a lot of this stuff, but still getting badly battered. Only thing saving Jaimie is Paulina's sloppy exuberance...blonde girl frequently swinging herself into Alexander, allowing Jaimie to clamp on for ref's breaks. Still a huge, white-washing round for Paulina G: she stands behind ref at the bell, shrieking: "YOU GOT POUNCED, BYTCH!" Janet Jones sitting rigidly in her seat, on the one hand SO proud of her daughter's ass-kicking ferocity, but on the other: that's the Academy's brand new prospect who may be getting ruined tonight.

During the break - Paulina gets her hair primped, takes a number of selfies for real-time posting...Gretzky evidently not feeling she needs professional fight-related guidance at the moment.

R2: More Paulina hurtling in on Jaimie: more Jaimie wilting around the ring. Blonde girl just lunging at Jaimie, heaving fists up from thighs, twisting side to side - missing wildly at times, stagger-stomping back into balance, then resuming her onslaught. Alexander's legs still messy...she's leaning back from haymakers, stumbling to the side; covering up and ducking when she can't get out of the way. Down the stretch, Jaimie able to set herself, wait in the pocket and catch Paulina a short, biting check-hook off the right (back) support leg! Gretzky chin-clipped - she stumbles to her left all blinking and rocked - Jaimie just pivoting clockwise around planted left heel, then hopping forward in stance to punch Paulina ropeside with a pair of straight right hands. Gretzky staring, covering up hands-at-temples for the first time: Jaimie able to strap that pampered golden-brown waistline left/right, bunching Paulina up hurt at bell.

R3: Paulina winded, rebuked...she's no longer surging up the middle, allowing Jaimie to operate in organized fashion. Alexander: right hand at cheek; left hand pumping out heavy left jabs, stepping Paulina down. Gretzky pouting, taking face-poke with her hands chest-high...she'll take a few hard knocks, then duck, try to reach for Jaimie's hips. Brunette stepping back from these sloppy clinch attempts, tracking Paulina's forehead with the left jab: cleaning up short, chopping right/lefts to chase Gretzky back outside. Paulina sulking out on the end of Jaimie's intelligent fists: brunette sampling her blonde, claiming steadily against face, breasts for points.

R4: Paulina rediscovers her reckless abandon: Jaimie can't handle the flow. Little rhyme or reason to Gretzky's attack...she'll come in low and rise up into sweeping hooks; step in high and bend down into overhand rights. Constant threat of free-swinging blonde haymakers has Jaimie stumbling back on her heels: she's clearly spooked, having tasted the desperate power of those blows already. Leads to a sloppy pursuit round for Paulina - her aggression carries the points; lack of accuracy preventing her from really getting Jaimie in trouble. Bell: Paulina a hot mess as ref's holding her back - tawny hair all sweat-clamped to face, shoulders, breasts; magnificent chest heaving, eyes blazing.

R5: Jaimie looking better, stronger, firmer in her stance. She's stepping in the stiff poke - beating Paulina to punches, knocking blonde face back, walking her down as Gretzky regroups. Brunette thoughtful - assessing the damage of her jabs; deploying right hands from her cheek to Paulina's chin, trimming the blonde, turning Gretzky's head aside. Paulina growing a little ragged, trying to lunge at her girl, but Jaimie's got the range and timing down - pivoting to her left around the planted left heel while fitting Paulina for the short left uppercut. Gretz visibly unravelling out on the end of Jaimie's stiff, straight, disciplined punches...blonde girl whining, buttocks trembling as Jaimie just drills in. Down the stretch, Jaime leans in a lead right to face, punching it back with a smack; doubles the right hand to face, leaving Paulina staring in wonder; tipping torso-right to pull a wicked hook up and across to chin and BLONDE GIRL DOWN! Paulina sprawling to her back as her legs lock up - hands flopping palms-up above her head...she's sniveling, chest shuddering, head lolling side to side, but she can't beat the count. KO5 Jaimie Alexander in vengeful fashion.

AFter: Jaimie glaring angrily down at blonde rubble, but taking no further action out of respect for Janet J. Janet's eyes shiny with tears as she sits with right hand over her mouth - Charlize rubbing her back...stressful moment for Ms. Jones as her daughter experiences the highest highs and lowest lows boxing has to offer tonight. "I didn't expect her to swarm me like that," Jaimie admits in postfight. "I didn't even see what hurt me right at the start, everything happened so fast. She tried to run me out of the ring right away, and it almost worked, but I've got the heart and pride of champion, so I wouldn't lie down for her. She doesn't manage her energy and she doesn't have much fighting spirit...once I started picking her apart, you could see how devastated she was. She couldn't believe that I came out for the second round, and that's kinda when I knew I'd catch her."