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20 December 2013 Amanda Seyfried vs Kendra Wilkinson

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Amanda Seyfried 07.jpg Kendra Wilkinson 06.jpg

Posted by simguy on December 20, 2013, 9:45 am

Before: Constant squabbling, top tugging and brawling...hot-tempered little sluggers each trying to establish Alpha prior to ring-entry. "This girl can't take my punishment," Kendra insists in prefight, wide eyed/incredulous...she just can't get her head around the "insane" concept of Amanda competing with a super-playmate. "She'll never survive it. For my size, I hit like a flyweight freight train! I'm pound for pound the most destructive Playmate who's ever lived. I'm..." On and on in that vain: Kendra with a lot to say on her astonishing power, beauty and fighting compete vis-a-vis Amanda Seyfried.

"Pound for pound, she's the windiest Playmate ever," Amanda snarks at podium, "I'll give her that! Even if she were pound-for-pound the best Playmate in history, that would make her what - middle of the pack for actresses? I mean, come on: girl hits hard, but that's it. No skillz, no brainz, and once she's take a few 'Manda body-bombs, I'm betting we don't see a whole lotta heart either!"

Kendra in bright baby blue bikini; white gloves; sassy blonde pony. Amanda in pink bandeau bikini with ruffled top and spaghetti shoulder straps; white gloves; scrappy pony with swept bangs.

During R1: Kendra all tits and tummy, hopping in at Amanda, belting away big n' sloppy with either hand. Seyfried hammered hard about her shoulders/scalp early - it's enough to put her into boxing mode. Amanda hopping side to side - issuing a stubby little left jab to Kendra's tits in a bid to keep Wilkie off balance. Wilkinson ignoring the odd poke - just throwing herself into her labour...Playmate sloppiness doing more than Seyfried's defence to keep Amanda safe. Down the stretch, Amanda attempts to gain respect by stepping in close and flurrying hup-hup-hup to jugs...Kendra ends the uprising with a sweeping right upside the head, knocking Amanda off balance, then adding an insurance right to face, punching Seyfried into ropes in shock.

R2: Amanda hopping to her right, looking to thrust her jab into Playmate tits while pivoting sharply clockwise around the score. Works for a few moments, then Kendra's ballistic assault sweeps actress to ropes. Seyfried begins to shut down, sitting buns-in-ropes, dukes at temples...she's sliding side to side under clobbering pressure as Kendra pins her ears back, lets hands go. No rhyme or reason - just a pelting rain of leather - mitts bouncing off Amanda's covered head/shoulders - with the occasional swinging left hook cutting across the ribcage in under 'Manda's right breast. Kendra teeth bared, back sweaty, jugs a-sloshing...she's in her glory, getting her legs and torso into hateful blasts - just bashing mindlessly away on Seyfried. Poor Amanda! Seyfried stumbling along ropes, cringing...she can't get off, can't clinch, and she's breaking down under the assault. Right uppercut finally picks Amanda up out of her crouch, loosening her badly...she's just standing there helpless, hands up but limp...Kendra HEAVING in rights and lefts, punching Amanda's face side to side and SEYFRIED GOES DOWN! Amanda rump high on knees and elbows, forehead pressing canvas between her forearms. Kendra screeching down: "TOO MUCH K-DUB, BABY! TOO MUCH K-DUB!" Ref pushes Kendra away, starts the count...Amanda dazed, staring...she gets her left hand into ropes and rises to her knees, but can't fight off Kendra's power. KO2 in slamming fashion, Kendra Wilkinson.

After: Wilkinson stomping around the ring, hugging strangers, kicking imaginary dirt onto Amanda as she's seated on her stool, climbing corner ropes and baying at the press...little jiggler always giving folks their money's worth before, during and after the fights. "I'm too awesome," Kendra explains in post-fight. "When a girl like Amanda is in the other corner, I just see red and go right at her. I'm too powerful! Look at me! I'm like a little blonde torpedo sinkin' bytches and kickin' butts, you know? BOOM!"