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20 December 2013 Natalie Portman vs Scarlett Johansson

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Posted by simguy on December 20, 2013, 9:55 am

Before: "Producers on 'The Other Boleyn Girl' wanted me and Scarlett to be basically the same size," Nat reports in prefight, "and I bullied her easily as a result. I'm very comfortable with Scarlett. Her tricks don't confuse me, and when she has to make flyweight, I actually feel like I've got better energy than she does. Don't be surprised if I whip her butt, guys...this could be hugely one-sided if I'm 100% coming in."

Johannson shrugging off Natalie's podium 'tude: she's used to Portman's needling. "There aren't a lot of right handed girls I can't outbox," Scarlett says, "but Natalie comes close. She's very nimble, very fit...it's a fight where I might have to be the banger to get the edge. I disagree with everything she's said by the way: she's not livelier at 110 than I am; she didn't own me on Boleyn Girl...looks like I might have to pound a little honesty into Nattie P in this one!"

Scarlett in charcoal scuba-bikini cut along the lines of the Andress Dr. No suit; small black gloves; coppery curls in Avengers bob. Natalie in navy bandeu bikini with tuggable boy-leg bottoms; small pink gloves; hair loose/straight.

R1: Natalie nimble, hopping and pivoting clockwise; feinting; jabbing her left hand at Scarlett's lead (right) hip, then stabbing straight, palm-down rights to right breast. Scarlett in southpaw orientation (right foot forward), stalking Natalie, being patient - willing to take the body touches, but flinching back from head shots. Portman able to control the agenda - occasionally doubling up on the straight right to take an extra helping of jug. Down the stretch, Natalie gambles on Scarlett's chin with the right hands - punching right side of Scarlett's face, buckling her knees at bell with accuracy, pace.

R2: Scarlett playing chess with Natalie midring - redhead rolls Nat's right-to-jug, answers back a straight left to chin and NATALIE goes wobbly-butt. Clean poke has Portman alarmed, but she's able to scamper out of range - Natalie willing to dump the round to avoid further shock.

R3: Ring-a-ding-dong action - Natalie darting in and out, letting her hands go ricky-ticky-tavvy: Scarlett bobbing in the pocket, keeping weight on her left (rear) leg, trying to tag Portman swiping right hooks/jotting left hands. Sizzling back and forth - both vixens stinging the other classy. Down the stretch, Natalie punches a right hand clean to right side of Scarlett's jaw - doubling up to buckle Johannson's knees...redhead stumbling out of her stance, trying to keep her balance as she hits ropes. Natalie swoops in - feinting Scarlett into a hurried high guard, pounding a stiff, straight, palm-down right hand flat to midsection instead. Hardest punch of the fight so far leaves Scarlett with a stricken grimace as she sags into ropes: bell sounds before Natalie can claw at her foe in combination.

R4: Natalie sprucing Scarlett up early - jabbing at the right hip; jabbing at the eyeline - all of it a smokescreen to set up those stabbing right hands tits or chin. Portman scoring righty again and again - punching back Scarlett's startled face before Johannson can react...Natalie growing more and more brazen as a result - darting in from angles, clawing at tummy after landing righty-on-the-jaw. Down the stretch, Nat a bit too greedy, digging hup-hup-hup at Scarlett's sexy paunch: redhead checks with a short right uppercut; slots a wicked left cross clean to chin and DOWN GOES PORTMAN! Natalie sent scooting to her glutes all face-spanked and scalded...she's up relatively quickly, but looking spooked. Scarlett in hot pursuit, jugs a-jumping as she attempts to walk Natalie down: Portman scampering to safety rather than risk engaging further after Scarlett's show of sock. Scored 10-9 as Natalie had been hurting Scarlett until the knockdown.

R5: Natalie outboxes Scarlett, touching the redhead sharp, accurate pinpricks. That spicy jab a constant menace tapping at Scarlett high and low; the sudden right hand flashing to breast or face, landing more often than not before Scarlett can react. Johansson taking it well, never hurt, but she's turning, flinching, rarely able to find Natalie with anything like real authority on counters.

R6: More Natalie having her way, stitching in and out on Scarlett. Portman landing at a record clip against the usually elusive southpaw: Scarlett's face growing pink and sore-looking as Portman's right hands land with PIK! PAK! impacts. Scarlett often coaxed into earmuff after harsh face and rack treatment: cue vicious, striping right hand buggywhip slashes across ribs and tummy as Natalie bends her back into 'em. Down the stretch, Scarlett gets her face punched on her way inside...disoriented, she forms earmuff as Natalie edges in close to fit a perfect left uppercut to sternum. Scarlett shouting "GUH-H!" in Nat's face as girls come together: Portman goes on a punching spree to tummy, letting her hands go hup-hup-hup as poor Scarlett reaches to embrace. Johannson all a-tremble when she finally ties Natalie up...ref issues a lazy break, allowing Portman to ram a cheap right forearm across Scarlett's helpless rack at bell!

R7: Natalie's good minutes have won her flinching respect from Scarlett; Johannson turning, keeping weight on back (left) leg, looking wary and frazzled. Scarlett using her right to slap at Nat's left, slowing the tempo, but brunette still able to dictate terms - doubling up that stitch-quick straight right hand to good effect. Down the stretch, with Scarlett in high earmuff - Nat bends her knees, goes at tummy via straight, palm-down lefts and rights...little brunette grinning as she rings up decadent Johannson midsection at bell.

R8: Better stuff from Scarlett - chopping down with the right jab; committing on hard straight lefts, spooking Nat out of positions even when not landing with power. Portman hopping and legging about...she's running a bit too much, giving Scarlett free canvas...redhead very much the stalker/aggressor this round.

R9: Nip/tuck back and forth as Natalie lets her hands go more often, stitching in and out - alternating between light, batting combinations about Scarlett's shoulders and ribs, and meanspirited straight right hands meant to sting. Johannson taking a pasting, but facing into trouble bravely: redhead knows she needs something dramatic on her side, so she's standing-in. Natalie landing several spanking straight rights to midsection off jabs or feints; a number of blistering rights to right breast en route to points.

R10: Scarlett hopping into positions, cutting off the ring, baiting the right hands out of Natalie, then answering them straight lefts. Portman catching clout as a result - usually a stiff left hand to mouth, followed by a swatting right hook to temple. Good stalking pursuit from Johannson sees her work Natalie to ropes/get a few chopping shots onto Portman before Natalie can spin-out. Natalie getting outfought, electing to run the clock rather than risk decisive engagements. Comes back a competitive well-crafted UD10 Nat Portman.

AFter: Natalie smiling wide, making a cheeky "title-belt" gesture at her waist: non-plussed Scarlett refuses to take the bait, walking away rather than engaging bratty Nat. "You know, getting work done on Scarlett is special," Natalie breezes in postfight. "Once you get her discouraged, she goes into survival mode and you can really roam at will on her. Took what I wanted, and I was able to hurt her tonight. That's key, because she's naturally bigger than me, so I had to punch some doubt into her, make her reluctant to impose will on me. Great fight for me - Scarlett's a high-value target and I'm just happy to have taken her scalp tonight!"