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20 December 2013 Claire Danes vs Jennifer Love Hewitt

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Posted by simguy on December 20, 2013, 10:03 am

Before: "Jen's a threat to me," Claire acknowledges in prefight. "People say 'she lost her best of 7 against Cuthbert', but they forget she beat Elisha into stoppage losses en route. She beat down Neve Campbell. She blew the doors off Scarlett Johannson. So Jennifer Love Hewitt can and does beat the best fighters in the division if they sleep on her."

Hewitt focussed like a laser for this fight...Jen feeling she's one of the few with a workable gameplan for Claire. "Claire's a better athlete than Scarlett, but end of the day, she's no tougher," Jen analyzes at podium. "Girls like that, you drag 'em into the swamp. You make 'em fight knee deep in mud. You don't play pattycake with them midring: you beat their bodies and suffocate their movement. Claire out in space is a sorceress - I'm not going to be able to outbox. Mucking it out in the corners though? Who among you out there would bet against me? Hey? Thought so."

Claire in sleek black leather bandeau; small black mitts; shoulder length blonde locks loose, shower damp. Jen in scarlet bra-style bikini; small black gloves; long brown locks in tangly curls.

During R1: Claire: deeply closed stance; left shoulder pointed at Jen; chin tucked behind left shoulder; left hand at hip; right cocked at chest. Snappy jabs trim Jen's hairline/guard...brunette wary outside, moving her head, keeping dukes up. Claire spitting out poke, pivoting crisply clockwise...then she'll duck in close, put her left shoulder into Jen's guard and spin-pivot counterclockwise, neatly changing direction, often with a cuffing forget-me-not hook trailing along Jen's tummy. Early pressure from Hewitt managed and rejected by Claire's cute angles...down the stretch, Danes triggers straight lefts and rights to punishing effect, drilling into Jen's face, getting her to do the hurtin' hokey-pokey by the bell.

R2: Early penetration from Jen sees her get to Claire's chest, but blonde girl bounces off, spits the jab, pivots sharply in either direction. Turning clockwise, Claire keeps the poke on Jen's head, forcing Hewitt to cover up. Pivoting counter-clockwise, Claire will go body - strapping Jen right/left to waist as brunette crouches forward, then pinging the jab off guard to keep Hewitt covered up. Masterful stuff - Jen unhurt, but looking spellbound through 2.

R3: Claire puts the whole package together, enclosing Jen in circles; controlling her with the darting jab; snatching mittfulls of tummy; flashing a cutie-pie right uppercut off the right leg; clouting hooks to ear while pivoting-left. Hewitt flustered - covered up and bobbing in her stance, but out on the end of Danes' punches, fielding leather. At the "ten seconds" signal, Claire goes at Jen's breasts with piston-punching lefts and rights - blonde girl just hustle-punching straight goods to rack, lighting Hewitt up at bell.

R4: Jen touched up, but still determined...she's stubby-jabbing out of her crouch, constantly encroaching on Claire, gradually pressurizing blonde to ropes. Once at the apron, Jen shoots in around blonde waist, driving Claire deep to cables - brunette head in under blonde right arm - Claire pushing hands on Jen's meaty hips/lats, trying to get out from under. Securing the position, Hewitt pops her head out, pushing off Claire's hips, then working belly PUM! PUM! Jen with her head in Claire's fleshy chest as hands dig up tummy. Claire grimacing, reaching under Jen's arms to stop the bombardment...Hewitt's meaty backside shuddering side to side as she pushes in, writhing her arms free, tying up around waist, making sure Claire's ropebound before pounding her to body. That's the gist of it - Claire gritting her teeth, wrestling Jen's curves: Hewitt a constant menace pushing on Danes, pinning her down, punching in spurts to midsection/ribs. Bell: ref has to pull Jen out of the scrum by her hips from behind...Claire hot-cheeked, panting, frazzled on ropes.

R5: Jen with good initial penetration drives Claire to ropes - Hewitt working her grind. Jen crowding close, working tummy hup-hup, but she gets greedy, trying for Claire's head with a looping overhand right! Danes able to duck-and-spin underneath...Claire escapes to midring, eases into her rhythmic cadence. Jen patient on approach, trying to worm her way in: Claire denying it with pre-emptive punching, educated feet - often pushing Jen's head down below waist level to better side-step the pressure.

R6: Claire swivel-pivoting, touching Jen up: determined brunette grimly whittling down the distance, gradually hounding Claire to ropes, shooting in around toned blonde waist. Jen's head in under Claire's right arm as brunette puts right shoulder in blonde gut: Danes grunting, clobbering away sloppy rights and lefts at hips/back/sides. Jen undettered - sliding her hands down either of Claire's hamstrings to yank Danes' legs forward, sitting blonde girl in ropes: Jen immediately throwing her face into Claire's chest/hands into Claire's tummy. Danes' face pinched, mouth open...she reaches down in between straining bodies, using hands to push at Jen's chin/bicep, trying to lever her off: Hewitt wriggles away from chin control, wrapping up those hips and snuggling in close amidships to reset. Constant thumping job of work for both women - Jen drawing warnings for pounding Claire's thighs as well as legal meat; Claire drawing warnings for pushing on Jen's chin and face in close. It's all too much - Claire whining, getting overwhelmed...she elects to take a knee, bringing the ref in to physically body Jennifer away. Hewitt all nostrils-flaring, hair thick n' frizzy with sweat...she paces neutral corner as Claire takes her 8, then comes bouncing in all jugs a-jumping to pancake Danes against ropes before blonde girl can scamper. Sloppy punch-and-smother has Claire cranky, bytching at ref at the bell: Jennifer marching all angry-butt to corner, eyes blazing.

R7: Is Claire wearing down? Danes able to work her up-tempo pivot game for about a minute before Jen's able to body her ropeside...rest of the way they're fighting on Hewitt's terms. Claire grimacing under the constant press of Jen's flesh - blonde girl desperately beating at hips and back whenever Jen's wrapping up/driving in with her head down. Hewitt gets those punches back once she's sure of her position - pushing up off Claire's hips to belt her body left/right; clubbing short left/rights to ears, then reaching in to tie up again as Claire forms earmuff. Danes with elbows down against her hips, trying to get heel of either hand under Jen's chin and pry her head back...Hewitt not shy about hugging Claire about her hips, holding on and wriggling away from the push-out attempts - then pouring on. Towards the bell, Claire all sweaty and spent, her arms riding on Jen's broad back as Hewitt drives in, pulling Claire's legs forward to sit her in ropes for extra punishment.

R8: Early pressure from Jen drives Claire to apron, but blonde able to push Hewitt's head down and sidestep to freedom. Danes able to re-establish her jab midring...slide-stepping back in-stance, dragging that lead (left) foot, then hook-and-pivoting clockwise, or stepping in to bump-and-spin counterclockwise off her left shoulder against Jen's front. Hewitt forced to eat a variety of accurate Danes punches as blonde girl weaves her spell: Claire claiming tummy, tits and chin with trimming, tasty leather.

R9: Jen bangs points out of Claire but it's bitterly close. Danes working hard to keep Jen from reaching round for waist-control, then slugging toe-to-toe with Jen as girls lay in mouth on shoulder. Just brutal give and take - girls bumping a shoulder to win room for a hook to tummy; girls trimming each other tidy right uppercuts to chin in close; girls fetching each other hot-swatting right hands flared out wide, ticketed for flank-rib. Bell: Jen won't back off - pushing in on Claire's chest and pumping-tummy cheap left hands until ref physically peels brunette away.

R10: Claire hunkers down, tidies up: she bangs out a close, shoulder-to-shoulder round with Jen, but manages to keep things turning mid-ring, working her angles in tight circles. Claire with left across her tummy/right at her chest...she's bobbing and bumping, feeding Jen the odd pesky backhand jab, but mostly clipping Hewitt sexy little right uppercuts off the back (right) foot; hook-and-pivoting left; finishing with jerking little left uppercuts to chin. Pinpoint strikes, crisp pivots...Jen munching the power okay, but Claire's punching has brunette a step-behind the pace. Hewitt banging back with authority - cracking Claire a sidearm right against the body; trimming a brawny left uppercut to chin inside...it's neck and neck coming down the stretch. Claire takes a couple of little slide-steps to her right, dragging the left foot: she turns Jen into a hesitation little right uppercut to chin; hooks-face; tips torso-left to slap a wanton right hand across Hewitt's jugs...Jennifer's face screws up in pain, lips pursing at the rack-hack...Claire does just enough to eke out the round at the bell. Comes back 1 point duke, Claire Danes!

After: Claire flushed, drained, but wearily elated: Jen stoic, hands on hips, obviously obsessing on the 10th round that might have gotten her a draw and a ticket to overtime. "WHEW!" Claire exhales in postfight, relieved and thrilled to have come through. "You know, that girl has figured out how to make her low center of gravity a real weapon for her...I just could not get out from under, once she got in there snug. Picked up her tits as often as I could - that certainly helped. Legs won me a lot of minutes, which won me the fight. But that was a hard dime - I seriously doubt someone like Rachel MacAdams could have beaten Jennifer tonight. Guys, if that doesn't make me number 1 contender, I don't know what would. Whoever wins the bantam title tonight better have an offer-to-defend on my desk tomorrow morning, because I'm best in freaking show, you know?"