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24 December 2013 Jessica Simpson vs Britney Spears

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"THE FIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS PPV"

Posted by Lookout! Boxing on December 24, 2013, 9:18 pm

(Results by Sim; Words by Lookout!)

Before: Today, it's another match-up in the long-running feud between Jessica Simpson and Britney Spears, with Spears leading their personal rivalry currently at 4-3. The two of them have never gotten along and judging from the pushing that is occurring even as the two try to make their way up to the podium, things haven't improved over the years. The two of them are glaring at each other, constantly forced to redirect their attention towards the media as several snarky exchanges nearly result in the two coming to blows before the match, with security and their agents on hand to pull the two away from each other every time. With security creating a bit of a barrier between both fighters, Jessica and Britney finally take the time to address the press.

“Has anybody here heard of Texas Toast? You're looking at it...” Britney declares, pointing over at Jessica, glaring angrily, “Jessica doesn't seem to notice it, but her career is going up in flames and guess what? I'm sure as hell not going to bring a fire extinguisher here. I'm going to pour gasoline on it and while I know it's Christmas time, the only thing that's going to be cold is Simpsy herself – out cold on the canvas!” Jessica Simpson responds acidly, “That's rich coming from the bayou bimbo herself. Britney's career isn't burning anymore – it's smoldering after it's all burned up. Beating somebody like Laura is going to try to fan those embers back into making her relevant again, but getting jugged out by me is going to make sure that fire stays out!” Both girls making their intentions clear leading into the match!

Britney wearing silver push-up top and matching shorts, white gloves and hair in a ponytail; Jessica wearing a pink push-up sports bra and matching shorts, hair in a short battle ponytail.

R1: The match starts off aggressively as you might expect, with both girls engaging in toe to toe action in the middle of the ring. Bumper car boxing in full effect as they fight off of each other in little bursts, but Simpson bullying Britney back to just smother her back against the ropes, though thankfully not literally for Spears. Simpson a busy and busty fighter, just battering away with right and left to Spears' smooth tummy to double her foe over. Jessica has Spears wincing under the assault, going to clip across her cheek with her left hand to send her stumbling to the side, but Brit keeping up her gloves and defending well in the pocket. But, Simpson takes the first round with Spears under siege along the ropes.

R2: Simpson getting off to another rolling start, just scoring in with that heavy right hand to bull rush her back into the ropes again, just thumping in with those fists on either side to hurt Spears in the pocket. Spears soaking up the damage, rolling along the ropes, keeping those gloves up for protection and clinching with her occasionally to break up her opponent's rhythm, with Simpson just furiously wailing away as she walks her off balance along the strands. Spears maintaining her defenses as Simpson goes all in, just playing rope-a-dope as both girls go panting to their corners, but Britney gives away points in exchange for draining Jessica's energy to give Simpson the round.

Simpson scoring that little lead right AGAIN, falling in with the hurt Britney, clinching her and walking her off balance. Spears wobbly butt, hands at her face and Simpson is able to methodically break her down. Left/right to either side, in with the shoulder, uppercut between the mitts, clinch and walk—Repeat. Brit soaking up the shutout, can’t shake off the damage from that first pounding right hand and staggers back to her corner hurting and discouraged.

R3: Simpson charging in across the ring, jugs-a-jumping, just bodying up to her and sending her reeling back on her heels towards the ropes under the relentless display of slugging from Jessica. Britney recovering once she's on the ropes, just mixing in some swiping counters, ducking underneath the onslaught and sending out shots across tummy and tits. Spears cuffing with her gloves across her rival's cheek and allowing Simpson to keep toiling along the ropes, just pounding away at Brit's torso in a relentless frenzy. Simpson keeps wading in and chesting up on Spears, pressing her back towards the turnbuckle as she takes her third straight round to get a big lead, but will it last?

R4: Although she is down three rounds to none, Spears seems content with the direction of the contest as she keeps soaking up the punishment along the ropes and rolls along the pocket, taking advantage of a slightly weary Simpson who might've exhausted herself a bit with the frenetic offense of the last three rounds. Chests heaving as the two blondes battle furiously along the ropes, but Britney using that right hand to great effect as she connects over and over with a good counter-combo. It's Spears just using that left and then firing away with that right in a brutal jab across tummy and tits, licking away to body to take her first round of the contest. Simpson pushes off of Spears towards the corner, groaning out slightly as she was picked apart this round, but determined to come back and focus to stop this uprising in its tracks.

R5: Simpson still pouring in, though not quite as swiftly this particular round as she heads into Brit's defenses along the ropes. Spears just planting her thighs and providing a stationary pocket, just dipping and rolling to keep wearing Jessica down, showing good strategy. It's a bruising two way exchange as Jessica pours in with her reserves, resolving to whack away with rights hands to torso and lefts crashing across cleavage. But, Britney countering well, just picking her apart as she swats away her offense at times and just hammers away at Simpson's body relentlessly and although the two of them trade shots throughout the round, it's Britney who gets the better of this trade and takes her second straight round of the match, as she is starting to take control.

R6: Jessica mouth-breathing a bit as she is worn out, wading in to toil as she bodies Spears back towards the ropes, attempting to trap her against the turnbuckle to pour into her. But, Britney battling well off of the ropes as she has all match, just clouting across Simpson's chest and face, pasting away with right and left hands. Simpson still slugging away, just forced to keep pushing through, shoving her opponent along the ropes as she whacks away at Britney's body, but Spears just clipping and chipping away at Simpson, who is strong through the first two, but starts to fade as they enter the final minute. Spears clinching with Simpson, using her fresher reserves to spin Simpson around, shoving her back against the ropes as she just takes advantage of her rope-a-dope strategy to just stuff in rights and lefts as Simpson slumps towards the canvas. The ref forced to step in as Jessica is used up, Spears chesting up to keep her opponent upright as she keeps bouncing her mitts off of shiny face and breasts, but finally the referee sees that it's too much and awards the match to Britney Spears via KO6!

After: Spears emerges the victor to widen her lead over her long-standing rival for the moment. Simpson slumped down over the canvas as Britney poses over her, flexing her biceps and flashing that famous smile of hers, “What did I tell you? Texas freaking Toast! I know Jessica goes on and on about the gifts that God gave her....” as Spears plants her foot down emphatically across Simpson's chest as her foe is sprawled out on the canvas, “But, this Christmas, I've given her the gift of knowing I'm fitter, better and now that I've got the lead in our rivalry, there is no way I'm giving it up! Get used to it, Simpsy!” as she glares down at her slumbering foe. Spears is snarling, uncharacteristically furious as she storms away, but calming down as she takes a few deep breathes, chest heaving in and out as she glares over her shoulder at Jessica, then turns around and smiles. As she addresses the press, she discusses her renewed attention to both her FCBA and music career, with a win over rival Jessica won't hurt one bit.