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24 December 2013 Rachel McAdams vs Elisha Cuthbert

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Rachel McAdams 12.jpg Elisha Cuthbert 16.jpg

"THE FIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS PPV"

Posted by Lookout! Boxing on December 24, 2013, 9:42 pm

(Results by Sim; Words by Lookout!)

Before: It's an age old story here in the FCBA – former stablemates who didn't get along when they were in the same stable. While they might've restrained themselves while they were both in the now-defunct Mountees, they have certainly not been hesitant about talking about their feelings regarding one another since. You might hope, given the holidays, that those might be stories of stable support and friendly anecdotes regarding their time together, but you'll have to look elsewhere for that. You'll have to pop in a copy (or stream, depending on your preferences) of a movie like Elf , Polar Express, It's A Wonderful Life or even "Die Hard" for some uplifting Holiday moments. A reunion between these two does not appear to be in the cards anytime soon, if ever.

“Minka is definitely a terrible stablemate, but Rachel is the all-time worst. No question, in my mind, at all. I've worked with a lot of bantams over the years, but nobody is less trustworthy and manipulative than McAdams. Rachel acts like she's God's gift to boxing and now that she's won the Bantamweight title again, she is going to be freaking insufferable. But, it's a good thing we had this thing set up before she beat the crap out of that tramp Olivia Munn. I know this one isn't for the title, but when I beat the crap out of here, she is going to know that she isn't deserving to be the best bantam around. She's going to know that I'm better and the biggest mistake in her career was ever trying to push me out of the way. I'm always going to be in her way reminding her just what a hateful tramp she always has been.”

Rachel just shrugging, laying the new Championship belt across the table with a smile, “I know Elisha is always, always, always going to blame me for being kicked out of the Mountees but if she has anybody to blame, it's herself. The reason they kicked her out was because, to be quite honest, she sucks. Lishy always has. I know she always think she's in my way, but laying down because I've knocked her out again doesn't exactly translate to being in my way. That makes her a stepping stone and that's what she's always been for me. When she was at the Mountees, she was my gatekeeper and now she's just another blonde to beat down. Lishy can talk crap all she want, but she knows I'm the best bantam here and THAT is the only thing that I'm going to be reminded of today. That and how much better off I am without having her around!”

Lishy wearing a white bikini and matching gloves, blonde hair loose around her face; Rachel wearing a maroon bikini with bright red accent with red gloves and auburn hair in a fighting ponytail. Ref watching both girls carefully, but they manage to touch gloves respectfully and step backwards, not taking their eyes off of one another.

R1: Both girls still staring each other down at the bell rings, not shooting forward, but emerging from their corners cautiously, with knowledge of hundreds of sparring sessions and wrestling matches from when they were stablemates fresh in their minds. Bringing their gloves upwards and pivoting on their legs, rotating clockwise and shooting out jabs towards one another to try to back each other upwards towards ropes. Fighting out of their guard, with Rachel trying to feint Lishy out of it, but Elisha not falling for it as she keeps hooking down low, trying to draw her redheaded rival's defenses down low. Both girls trying to break through, but neither successful entirely although Rachel does find some offense pumping out that double-jab across Lishy's tummy and then sending out a swift cross up top to crash into blonde cheek. Getting in a few extra touches makes the difference in a close-fought first round as the two of them bump shoulders and head to opposite corners with Rachel taking round one.

R2: Elisha pounces forward, undiminished by Rachel's success in the first round, putting Rachel on the defensive early as she shoots forward with short uppercuts in between her opponent's guard. McAdams fighting well off of the ropes, however, as she is pushed back, just keeping her gloves up high and jabbing out towards Lishy's chest and torso, trying to push between her mitts aggressively. But, Lishy bobbing out of range and then plowing forward again, shoving and slugging to just make McAdams fight her fight in this round. It pays off with some additional touches as well, planting her left leg and just whacking away at waist as Cuthbert takes round two in another close fought round between former friends and stablemates.

R3: Elisha surges out from her towards towards Rachel to trap her in the turnbuckles, just shooting her gloves forward to send in a hard right hook to tummy and just drilling in a left jab towards her jugs to bully her backwards towards ropes. Rachel sliding to the right, groaning under the initial onslaught as she tries to slip free along the ropes, sidestepping and jabbing out. Just bouncing mitts off of blonde belly and shrugging in short uppercuts between her foe's guard, just forcing her backwards occasionally. It's a particularly fierce exchange along the ropes, with Rachel trying to push off of them and Elisha trying to pursue her back into the turnbuckle as the two negotiate, trying to dictate terms but by the end of the round, it's Lishy on top in another close round. Just able to make McAdams take weight and smothering out receipts, building some momentum through three as she takes two in a row and pushes off of her brunette nemesis forcefully.

R4: Rachel rocketing across the ring, just targeting Elisha's torso from the start, regrouping after two straight blonde rounds to put slick boxing and sturdy footwork on display. Just forcing Elisha back to the ropes as she walks her rival down, just sticking out that double-jab to Lishy's chest to open up her guard, then whacking away with the right to ribcage or crossing up top across her temple to rock her head to the side. Elisha forced to stumble back towards the ropes, unable to respond as Rachel rebounds nicely with a shutout. By the final minute, Elisha is suffering and getting hurt, butt-in ropes and face-in-gloves as Rachel just whacks away at her torso with left-right combos across firm blonde tummy to double her over with Rachel taking round four and now it's her turn to push off of her blonde rival, eyes meeting coolly as the two of them move away!

R5: Rachel coming out again, eager to continue the momentum she'd built up in the previous round, just sending leather spanking out towards Cuthert's cheek and cleavage, hammering away up top as Elisha retreats initially. But, Cuthbert firming up as she fires back with combination towards Rachel's fit torso and hooking at her body, just demonstrating good recovery from the last round. Not slugging like she might like, but still competing hard under harassment from Rachel who is pumping out jabs towards her face. It's another close round, blonde and brunette battling across the ropes, each of them trading positions on top, but by the end of it, it's Rachel who is just swinging at Lishy to take the round with those additional touches piling on the hurt to take the round away from Cuthbert.

R6: Rachel coming forward again, using good footwork to start off this round, pivoting-left around Elisha as she just maneuvers cleanly by her opponent. McAdams proving effective as she prevents Cuthbert from getting any clean looks, just pouncing forward to come in from the outside, attacking from different angles and pressuring Lishy to the ropes. Elisha just trying to pound away, but Rachel demonstrating classy boxing, just touching up Elisha and scooting away out of range. Elisha tossing out leather and eager to engage, but Rachel just sliding away and then cutely crashing her mitts in across tummy and tits to leave Lishy frustrated, but unhurt, by the end of the round. Rachel digging away for points with her slick boxing in a shutout to take another round in a row.

R7: Both girls come out swinging, with Elisha looking to get into Rachel's rack, jabbing up high when Rachel sends a right hand sweeping forward in a hook that bounces off of blonde forehead and a follow up jab to her face for a knockdown in minute one of the round! McAdams is pushed backwards as she stands over her for a moment, just bellowing after the first knockdown of the contest and eyes narrowing as the ref starts to count, but Cuthbert is back on her feet after a few seconds. But, Rachel goes to resume clobbering at Lishy as she beats her rival across her arms, chest, tummy, ribs and occasionally popping out a jab towards her head to knock her backwards. Lishy blocking well, but still recovering after the knockdown and is unable to get into a rhythm as she is reduced by the end of the round. Wobbly-butt as she staggers to the corner, with Rachel cleaning up on her for the final two minutes to take the round wide with the knockdown in a dominant display!

R8: Rachel is pancaked back into the ropes by a charging Cuthbert, who is eager to get back into the match following the knockdown. Mac is is just stuffed back into the turnbuckle as she shoves and shoulders in, just whacking away at her torso. McAdams squirming, trying to cover up and push free, twisting angrily in the turnbuckle but Elisha actually headbutts her breasts, sending her staggering back into the corner again. Rachel whining under the onslaught as the ref gives Lishy a warning, but Lishy clubbing away with roundhouse rights and lefts towards brunette body. Rachel managing as well as she can in the pocket, competing with a few good combinations throughout the round, but Lishy rallies well this round and takes it to show that she certainly isn't done yet.

R9: Rachel moving quicker to get out of her corner this time around and moves to deny Lishy any momentum or canvas, planting her feet as she pops that jab out and goes to show that she can go toe to toe with the best of them. Rachel determined to just bang away in a bid to reassert dominance, but Elisha bouncing in, dipping down to lift short, compact uppercuts into Rachel's tummy and chest. It's hammer and tongs between the two, but down the stretch, it's Lishy coming forward as Rachel gets caught up and overwhelmed in the bitter two way brawling with Rachel hurt. Elisha outhitting her rival toe to toe as she pays the price to get in close, just clouting Rachel's cheek over the top and putting Mac to ropes as she slumps down, shaking her head. Elisha bellowing into her face as she slams in an insurance hook to her cheek at the bell, just taking back control in the penultimate round.

R10: Rachel smartly slows down the pace in the final round, fitting in tidy left and right to Cuthbert's ribcage, pounding in hard with authority and then legging her way out to the side again. Elisha unable to respond right away, wincing from the hard shots to tummy and torso, but when she does, she charges forward to club at Mac's head and shoulders. McAdams is methodical though, just slipping to the side, avoiding Cuthbert's offense as she turns her opponent, occasionally making her take weight as she pound at her abs and then bounces away. Lishy a frustrated blonde beauty, unable to engage as she is fighting hard, but Rachel just all about continuing keeps slamming in swift, short shots before slipping away. Rachel gets caught once or twice by Lishy, but swiftly pivoting clockwise to the side as she takes the points and the round. Lishy watching in uncontrolled fury, screaming “NO!!!” as Rachel just gazes at her across the ring, one hand on her hips and the other upraised by the ref, a little smirk playing across her lips as she takes the round via UD10!

After: Elisha is furious on the other side of the ring, addressing her corner and some of the press assembled nearby: “You can't be freaking serious! You saw how I just beat the crap out of her when we went toe to toe and then she spends the entire final round just running away from me and SHE gets the freaking win! That is exactly why she is the worst! You don't need her to be your bantamweight champion, right?” as Rachel stands nearby, collecting the bantamweight championship in question. Once she has it fully secured in her fingers, she struts back forward to Elisha as she reaches for Lishy's shoulders with one hand to pull her around as Cuthbert snarls, “Oh now you're ready to face me, bi..” as McAdams cuts her off with a hard knee up into her tummy. Slamming her thigh upwards to double her over and then shoving Elisha backwards into the turnbuckle.

Rachel making her take weight as she leans forward, just pressing her cleavage into Cuthbert's face as Elisha's eyes widen in horror, squealing muffled as she curls in one arm to guide her face into her waiting jugs. Elisha pushes at her arm with one hand and plants her other arm against McAdam's firm abs, trying to turn her head to the side. But, as she turns her head to the side, McAdams flexes up her other forearm to push the bantamweight title into her face, rubbing it into Elisha's face – literally. Elisha has a choice between the rough belt and getting smothered in McAdam's orbs, holding out as long as she can before finding her face buried in her rival's cleavage. Rachel cooing down as she still holds the belt close and pushing her breasts forward as she smiles coldly, “I am always ready to face you, Lishy. I ran things when I was with the Mountees, I run things now that I'm with Foxfire and anytime you want a loss on your record, you know where to find me: standing over you. I'm better than you now and always, so just consider this as you breathe in my jugs, bytch, that this is as close as you're getting to the bantamweight title as long as I have it. Understand?”

Rachel can hear a muffled cry between her chest as she simply pushes Elisha's head up and down to acknowledge receipt of the lesson, forcing her to nod between her cleavage and then stepping back, peeling her breasts backwards as Lishy gasps to gulp in air, enraged. Rachel grins, shoving the belts into her face as she blows a kiss, “Good girl. Glad we had this talk and enjoy this last look at the belts, baby.” as McAdams then spins and walks away, hips swaying back and forth as she makes a statement following winning the belts here tonight in a match against one of her oldest rivals.

A close match in many respects, but in the end, it's Rachel walking away victorious as she addresses the press one last time: “And that's why I'm champ, because no matter how much Lishy or any other girl gives her best, I'm always going to elevate myself above them and come out on top, because I'm better. I know Lishy blame me for this too, but honestly, Lookout! would be much better without her addition by subtraction – then Cuthbert can blame me for getting bumped from two stables. Won't matter though – I'll still kick her ass.” as she lays down the terms for what she hopes is a dominating 2014 campaign at bantam and Elisha is left to consider her next move against her fellow Canadian rival.