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28 December 2013 Amy Acker vs Krysten Ritter

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Amy Acker 03.jpg Krysten Ritter 01.jpg

Celebrity Boxing After Dark

Posted by simguy on December 28, 2013, 5:54 pm

BEFORE: "Stay-busy for me," Acker says confidently. "I've got my eye on some high value targets in the new year and I want to be sharp. Krysten's kind of a punk, but she's lanky, fit...I'll suss her out early, see what she's got, then exploit the holes for a huge win. Something in a KO5 or 6, I reckon."

Ritter unfazed by Amy's podium confidence. "I'm gonna go full-Menounos on this chick," Krysten announces in prefight. "Check the tummy, check the ribcage, check the chin...I'll just go through my progressions until she's asleep. I don't see her going the distance with me. We're two battlin' greyhounds, but I'm faster, hungrier, and my teeth are way, way sharper."

Black bra and panties for Krysten; small black gloves; long black hair with bangs. Burgundy bra and panties for Amy; small black gloves; auburn hair loose.

R1: Girls stepping-in loose-limbed, mitts relaxed at chests - each punching exploratory straight-poking rights or lefts to opposing pecs/shoulders. Amy with a good stiff step-and-poke left jab - pivoting clockwise after she taps Krysten's face: Ritter flashing her own elastic jab, answering to mouth. Down the stretch it's Acker executing crisp jab-and-pivot routines - legging round the Ritter right flank, scoring to face, punching a little frown of distress onto Krysten's features by the bell.

R2: Girls keeping it rangy mid-ring. Ritter stooping, plowing a palm-down straight right to gut, rising up into a sweep-across left hook temple-high on Acker. Amy punched out of her stance at times, scowling...she tries to win back the initiative via lanky left uppercuts amidships, but Ritter's scrubbing side-to-side left/rights in thumbside-up configuration, neatly pasting Acker's face and chest. Amy forced back outside where Ritter can repeat her pattern: straight rights to Amy's tummy, followed by wide left hooks up top.

R3: Sloppiness as rangy girls get too close - pushing and pulling at one another's long arms. Ritter gets position - her left hand gripping Amy's slender left bicep: Krysten wide eyed, chipping in opportunistic right hands over Amy's left shoulder while tugging her to...Acker confused, stumbling, taking punches on her chin with hair obscuring left eye. AMY'S DOWN! Acker on her knees, arm still held in Ritter's left mitt until ref gets in there: blinking 8, Acker as Ritter paces neutral corner all hungry-eyes. Ritter hops-to in-stance - pushing out the jab to Acker's raised guard; belting Amy a wide right hand above left hip; straightening up into a wide, clouting hook that catches cheek, brushing Acker stunned into ropes. Ritter wades in - hands pushing Amy's biceps back, then going ribs/tummy...Ritter standing in there strong, laying in on lanky to the Acker midsection. POOR AMY! Amy with a stricken "UH-H!" face...Ritter workmanlike - pushing at the inner-elbows to expose torso, then lashing away palm-down rights to bra; chopping hooks to tummy; whippy palm-down right hand wide to Amy's left-side lats. It's all too much...Acker grimacing, legs trembling as she's stacked-and-jacked at ropes...steady bite of Ritter's mitts beats Amy sobbing to all fours for a second knockdown. Acker beats the count all shiny-eyed and hurt...she digs in at apron, willing herself to compete as Ritter wades in all lanky/brawny, looking to finish to the body. All Kryssy Ritter to bell - small mitts just pasting Amy pink below the collar bone. Acker blinking away tears, stepping gingerly to her corner while Ritter's practically prancing back to hers.

R4: Ritter in lanky pursuit, walking Amy down all legs-and-grins. Krys stepping/stooping to shove in the straight right to body; straightening up into the wide clip-across hook...Acker cringing and smote, retreating around the ring. Midway through, Ritter a little predictable on her approach - clever Amy braces herself to receive the lead right to gut, then hooks-with, neatly timing Ritter, beating her to punch, swiveling her chin and DROPPING HER IN TRADE! 2 girls hook, one girl goes down...Ritter on her back all face-pinched and numb for a moment as snarling Acker strides on past. Alert 8 for Krysten, she's able to engage Amy midring and offer hot licks in midring trade...Acker unable to close the show as fighters stand and swap limber right/left uppercuts to body in licking hup-hup to bell.

R5: Ritter hounds Acker as Amy circles, trying to find angles. Krysten aggressive - trying to find Amy with the left jab; punching a consistent right hand straight to body; rising up and twisting into swinging left hooks that have Acker flinching back in respect. Amy with a haunted, harried look - hair disheveled, lips snarling as she just can't shake Ritter's leggy pursuit.

R6: Ritter stepping into Amy - bouncing the left hook off gut; sweeping the palm-down right wide to Amy's left-side lats...Kryssy's got Amy sputtering/knock-kneed with hurt. Acker grimacing, trying to dig back a jagged left uppercut to body, then a rangy right hand to chin, but Ritter's too insistent...Krysten's lanky pressure up the middle has Amy wilting. Down the stretch - long-limbed girls reaching out to grab biceps/shoulders, pushing and staggering in the grasp...Amy's left hand able to curl round Krysten's left bicep, holding her steady for a stream of chippy little right crosses over the left shoulder! Ritter staring at the pay-back pasting...Amy walking Kryssy into ropes while drifting her righty...she's got Ritter stunned. Ref hollering warnings...Ritter's right shoulder against ropes as she's forming weak earmuff...Acker positioned off Krissy's left flank: Amy's left hand releases bicep so the Acker right uppercut can curl up underneath Ritter's left arm, neatly taking Krissy to chin! Ritter's head pops up as her knees buckle...she's sagging against ropes, out on her feet. Amy wide-eyed, smelling the quit...she chops a hateful right hand into Ritter's tight lower back; feeds Krissy an extra bolo right uppercut up under that left arm and DOWN GOES RITTER! Krysten imploding to her haunches, right arm looped over bottom rope as chin droops to chest...Amy snarling, hoping for an extra left hook against helpless prey, but ref pushes her out of range. KO6 Acker as poor Kryssy Ritter slumps out on her haunches.

AFter: Acker all touched up, nearly knocked out herself, but you'd never know it from post-fight bravado. "I took what I wanted tonight," Amy insists in-ring. "She's got a similar build and style to me, but I'm better in all areas, and the difference just ate her up. Girls say I can't punch, but you look at Krysten and you realize Amy Acker can punch plenty. I box you 'till you're tired and frustrated, then I hurt you 'till you quit. That's the Amy Acker way, guys!"