

BBU BOXING DAY CARD
(KEARS'S KATS VS BRONZED OZ BOXING)
Posted by Vassago on December 29, 2013, 11:43 pm
Jorgie Porter's quest for the flyweight title has stalled in the recent months but one of the Hollyoaks' proudest blondes is ready to rock the BBU boat again by taking on the experienced Assie redhead Isla Fisher.
Fisher missed the Ashes cut in October after getting involved in some apartment wrestling back in the States but roars into another BBU chance and still claims to be the best redhead around the place which might not go down well with Geri Halliwell. Despite a quick stoppage of Georgie Thompson, Fisher failed to back it up against Jun Natsukawa and now Denise van Outen doesn't rate her chances high against the somehwat overlooked in recent months blonde.
Jorgie Porter wearing a pink bikini with white stripes and black gloves. Isla Fisher wearing a red bikini set and yellow gloves.
Round 1: Isla's fast on her feet early and escapes some initial blonde jabbing, flicks a series on the ribcage and gives Porter more midriff trouble afterwards; she works those gloves well and surprises the allegedly favored blonde to the point she even manages bounce off her boobs and clip the jaw. Jorgie launches a comeback and swings around the head, refuses to step back but Isla pours in on the chest again and rocks Porter's rack, finds the uppercut to the jaw again and wobbles Jorgie, slams a left hook on the eye to establish control and whips Porter on the body again thereafter; the Hollyoaks girl shouting abuse at coach Gail Kim during the interval and that's no surprise given the action.
Round 2: Jorgie hassles Isla down in the middle of the ring but the redhead leans on her and responds with more hooks on the midsection, dekes around an overhand counter and keeps punishing the blonde's rack by sending uppercuts on the money. Porter reverts into some quick footwork and manages to escape from Isla's striking zone down the stretch but she's not used to fighting on the back foot and leaps at Fisher again after a brief pause. She ducks underneath a wayward left hook and clobbers the Aussie on the chest herself, finds an uppercut and reels Isla back to the ropes after finally outworking her in close range and beating for overhand jabs. Isla drops her aggression in the dyings seconds and manages to circle around the fuming blonde as Jorgie's close to boiling over here already.
Round 3: Leather bashing galore at the start with Jorgie stalking Isla again and hammering away at her ribcage; redhead seeks more shots on the jugs but gets blocked off and sliced across the mouth as Porter whacks her with a big left hand on the chin.. FISHER'S ROCKED and wobbles to the side with the blonde pouring in with facial assault... spiking Isla's gloved aside and clubbing her nose into a swollen mess... Fisher just can't keep her mitts in tact and falls onto the ropes where Jorgie jumps at her and sends couple of heavy gutwrenchers, flicks another uppercut on the jaw and has the REDHEAD TUMBLING DOWN ON THE CANVAS... that's more like it from the proud blonde who gets another chance to punish her rival when Fisher beats the count at six... overhand spiking drills the Aussie butt-in-ropes and Jorgie's in red mist mode, batters the guard to shreds and bounces off the nose as Isla's reduced into a moaning pulp at the ropes and gets pummelled around with her head snapping back & forth... Porter seeks facial destruction as she cracks more jabs on the nose and has the redhead sagging into semi-consciousness, non-stop pounding which shows flashes of that fearsome venom that Jorgie was so proud of... Isla's hair covers her face as she gets whipped onto the turnbuckles and just SLIDES ONTO THE CANVAS having endured pillar-to-post beating... AND SHE WON'T BEAT THE COUNT... she remains sitting on the floor and bends her head against it once ref signals the end of this bout... KO3 Jorgie Porter!!
AFTER: Everyone knew that Jorgie is as tough as they come despite her innocent looks. And more importantly the girl can punch! The best the British soap operas has seen maybe bar Michelle Keegan and she's back on her way according to Denise van Outen, "Isla was just a snack for breakfast but she hang on well for a couple of rounds. That's more than some of Jorgie's previous opponents managed to do. With Mikie Hara slicing the best BBU flyweights to pieces will she have to handle Porter some time next year? One or two performances more like that from the Hollyoaks starlet and she's gonna knock on the Asian's door for sure!"
Final result: Jorgie Porter def. Isla Fisher KO3.
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