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30 December 2013 Tricia Helfer vs Kelly Brook

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CELEBRITY BOXING AFTER DARK

Posted by simguy on December 30, 2013, 11:33 am

(Apologies - thought I'd done this for PPV, but apparently not. Here it is then.)

BEFORE: Tensions running unexpectedly high - Brook going out of her way to antagonize Tricia, getting in the blonde's face, being aggressive with Helfer on and off camera. "I give Kelly credit," Tricia says in prefight. "Nature never intended her to be a boxer, but Kelly's made herself a threat in the ring through sheer force of will and determination. That tells you a lot about her. Unfortunately for her, the geometry for this fight is pretty simple. There's a certain range at which Kelly Brook can't physically compete with me, and I mean to keep her there - all night long if necessary."

Brook a vixen on a mission - she knows she's in with a sorceress. "Tricia Helfer isn't getting any younger," Kelly announces, flashing eyes challenging any to contradict her. "Tricia Helfer's rib cage has given into the punchers of women who don't have half my weight of shot. She thinks she's going to pull my strings in the middle of the ring, but she's tragically wrong in that. She'll be fighting hurt much of the night, struggling to breathe, fighting on borrowed legs. She's not going to be casting spells in the ring: she's going to be fielding punches. Punches the like of which she's never known before. She won't stand, lads - depend upon it!"

Tricia in black lace push up; leopard print bikini bottoms; black gloves; long tawny-blonde hair in unruly curls. Kelly in healthy big-girl's bikini halter top - dark pink with large polkadots in a paler shade of pink - twist-tied; bottoms of dark pink; white gloves; long brown hair in tangly curls.

During R1: Tricia using sticky, straight lefts and rights in conjunction with leggy pivots, trying to keep Kelly guessing midring, but Brook's not confused. Kelly keeping right clenched at her cheek, stepping in strong left jabs - stooping to spank at Tricia's tummy, or poking hard to Tricia's face. Disruptive stuff - Kelly actually jabbing Helfer out of her stance...Tricia forced to lope the perimeter to regroup, her batting little pokes and swats outweighed by Kelly's slamming power-jabs.

R2: Midring - Tricia roaming to her right with arms in loose gull wing, then she'll spit left jabs while pivoting to her left, keeping Kelly covered up. Helfer doing a better job dictating distance this round, keeping her left hand on Kelly - extending it to set up the odd sliding right cross. Brook in high earmuff, blocking headshots...Tricia taking advantage by mixing in a rip-digging left uppercut to midsection off her rangy one-twos. Blonde-girl a sleek, sinewy body puncher - arching her cat-like back, popping hips-right to really spank left hands home.

R3: Kelly with that bob-step in/hard left jab routine has Tricia spooked early...Brook working stiff to tummy, pivoting clockwise around the scores. Minute mark, Kelly stepping in again...Tricia's elbows flinching down into tummy-protect mode: Kelly fake-pumps the body jab, steps into clouting hook instead, catching Tricia to mouth and BLONDE GIRL DOWN! Helfer on her back, blinking in shock: Kelly storms past all jugs a-jumpin', glaring down at blonde rubble. Resume: Kelly quickly atop Tricia after the Helfer 8 count: blonde hunkering down to fight off the apron. Savage stuff: Helfer dukes up, hunching forward to push her guard on Kelly, then feed her scraping left uppercuts; whipping sidearm rights wide to hip; digging left uppercuts to body. Kelly grits her teeth, maintains top-position at ropes: she's bobbing down in earmuff, letting Helfer get off, then banging back big-girl - punishing Tricia's flanks right/left; brushing Tricia back via right uppercuts; hooking at Tricia's right ear. Heartfelt hammer and tongs descends into impromptu mutual jug-mugging over the final moments - Kelly getting the better of Tricia's top as the women trade short, chopping lefts and rights side to side, elbows in and down for compact delivery.

R4: Kelly kicking Tricia's head back with that bob-step jab - Brook's head-movement on approach acting like a feint. Blonde girl driven to ropes: once again she forms a tight, elbows-in earmuff, leaning forward to grind pate-and-guard on Kelly, working on Brook's terms. Kelly brawny atop her blonde - rolling the left shoulder into Tricia to prop; using the left elbow to push. Thudding rights and lefts cash in against Tricia's sleek flanks - Brook belting away to ribcage in behind Tricia's elbows. Helfer grimacing, but fighting back...she'll ride her bony forearms into Kelly's shoulders to lever her back, then lick supple punches in underneath. Kelly just too strong - Tricia can't get out from under...she's banging back best she can, but Brook's adding to her lead through 4. Bell: Kelly pushes up off Tricia's chest all "I'm Big"...Helfer scowling, sullen at the disrespect.

R5: Tricia putting a bit more on her jab - not just touching it against Kelly now, but stepping it in, doubling it up. Helfer roaming to her right, arms in loose gull-wing: she'll turn Kelly, then walk her into a supple bolo-right uppercut, quick-pivoting round Kelly's right flank as she's ducking down in earmuff. Tricia's jab chip-chiselling at Kelly's prepared defences: every once in a while, Tricia will bend into that sliding right cross, trying to thread the needle between Kelly's mitts. Brook defending well, but not getting off: late the round, she's victimized as Tricia mixes in that vicious, snatching left uppercut to midsection off the one-two up top. Wicked, snapping body shots - Tricia delivering from her left (front) plant leg, bringing the left hand back quick as Kelly's hunching forward, stung.

R6: Kelly coming forward, but not with authority: she's in earmuff, walking into punches. Tricia hard-eyed, dictating distance with the jab; pounding dangerous right hands off Kelly's raised guard; snatching hateful chunks of tummy with that snappy left uppercut. Brook grimacing, slowing...Tricia's diligence pays off mid-round when a right hand finally pounds through weakened defence, scolding Brook's chin, buckling her knees. Kelly distressed to feel her legs go...she wobbles out of orbit, pawing her right hand behind her for the top rope, steadying herself at apron. Tricia wades in leggy - touches Kelly the jab up top, then LASHES her a heartbreaking sidearm right buggywhip in above left hip: crowd groaning in sympathy as Kelly's meaty body cringes forward in earmuff. Tall blonde looming over crippled brunette, lashing the hips/flanks right/lefts, but Kelly won't have it! Brook absorbing spank, then suddenly issuing hook-receipt to jug, clobbering Tricia's rack and interrupting her rhythm. Leads to tit-for-tat turn-taking as one girl covers up, takes a clubbing, then gets off strong in kind as the other defends. Bell: both girls panting, open-mouthed...Kelly hurt, but showing good defiance in denying the Helfer finishing run.

R7: Tricia stalking Kelly, walking her down behind the jab; bending into slinging right hands; cleaning up on tummy with that scorpion-sting left uppercut. Kelly trembling upon contact, but being sturdy...she's crouching in earmuff, absorbing, then timing Tricia's work for sudden receipts. Helfer notoriously hard to hit with right hands, but Kelly doing a nice job with a looping hook from the knees - catching Trish in her ribs/upside the head with heavy single-shot power. Down the stretch, Helfer in slugging mode - long lean body tilting side to side as she chops and clubs her fists onto Kelly's lats/ears - even reaching in to strap the hips/lower back on occasion. Bell: girls all shiny-backed, breathing hard, making hard eye contact as Tricia pulls even through 7.

R8: Kelly with the bob-step approach, feinting Tricia then punching her a stiff left jab - Helfer having a hard time reading this, often taking surprisingly clean clout to face, forced to punch-with Kelly as a result. Crowd-pleasing stuff - Tricia jabbing-back to Kelly's tits, then trading with Brook mid-ring: hot-tossing rights and lefts kiss off opposing brows, chests. Down the stretch, Kelly punches a heavy straight right lead to Tricia's body; straightens up into a tidy hook-to-chin and HELFER'S ROCKED! Tricia reeling into ropes, long legs a-tremble: she's staring, wounded, forming cringing earmuff as KELLY WADES IN! Brook pushing her face in between Tricia's mitts - deploying both hands sloppily to hips/tummy/ribs underneath. POOR TRICIA! Helfer's face wincing in pain, her arms loose around Kelly's shoulders/upperback - blonde girl cheek to cheek and hanging on as brunette plunders tummy! Brook palming hips to get Tricia's butt onto ropes; pumping rights and lefts to body...she's going for the win! BELL: Tricia whining, breathless - Kelly pushes blonde girl by her face back into ropes, snarling and being a bully until ref moves in.

R9: Tricia firms, gets back to basics. Circular fighting - pivots in either direction - weight on lead (left) leg as she'll trigger either fist without any telegraphing. Kelly bobbing, alternating between earmuff and crossed-arm looks as she tries to work her way in: no-go as Tricia maintains distance, touching away on Kelly, sidestepping her as required. Brook unhurt, but she's completely bamboozled here...Tricia extending on shots, bouncing mitts off her foe, and every once in a while rip-snatching that wicked left uppercut off Kelly's sternum, leaving brunette cringing, tingling in receipt.

R10: Tricia pumping jabs, then extending left hand to measure - drawing warnings from ref as she's leaving her mitt on Kelly's forehead until Brook swats it away. Helfer dictating, steering Kelly, pestering her...Brook grumpy about the left hand in her eye-line, swatting at it and RIGHT HAND TRICIA HELFER! Tricia leaning in, kissing Kelly a crashing right to chin as Brook's swatting at the distracting left...Kelly clipped hard, right (back) knee buckling nearly to canvas before it spasm-locks straight, sending Brook sprawling chest-first to ropes. Tricia wades in as Kelly's righting herself: brunette sitting in ropes, forming earmuff as blonde girl goes to work. Tricia: dukes at chin; dipping left shoulder; ripping left to midsection - really bouncing mitt off meat, then regrouping hands-at-chin; dipping the right shoulder; feeding Kelly's belly the licking right. Kelly: hunching forward in earmuff, taking...she's paralyzed, not answering back, just standing there all meaty and hurt, sponging up Tricia's work. It's all too much, Brook sobs aloud, throwing her arms around Tricia's neck in a bid to clinch: Helfer gets hands up inside Kelly's shoulders, stacking brunette back against ropes, then pouring on the lather! Tricia cold-blooded, teeth-bared, lashing away rubber-limbed rights and lefts in supple-rhythm - using that left hand to push on Kelly's neck or face in-tempo, keeping her in position. THE REF STEPS IN! Blonde girl's shredding her brunette, beating Kelly into stupor...Tricia turns away all hot cheeked, unusually emotional as she bellows in triumph. TKO10 Tricia Helfer.

AFter: Brook giving Tricia all she could want - fight all even going into the 10th when Helfer finally broke through. "Whew!" an exhausted Tricia exhales in postfight. "Honestly, I expected a more manageable opponent tonight. We felt coming in that Kelly was tailor made for us, that she just didn't have the tools to make her power a factor, but she proved us wrong. I was hurt - badly hurt - several times tonight. Um...her jab - you know - that thing is hard to pick up and it lands like a power punch...that wasn't in any of the video or scouting reports on Kelly. It's a terrific win, I think, for me and my team. We stopped a hard punching, determined, tactically sound girl tonight, and I'm really happy with that."